Can we do a walk down memory lane

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Please share your favorite post from 2013.

[iammalcolmx]

pandce.proboards.com/thread/246328/tell-me-suck-worst-fight

Featuring me sliding on my husbands suit


caden going to her H's ass after he made her clean the whole house, tried to get some, and then said he was better at cleaning than her.

@soudesafinado saying no arguement has ever been her fault and posting this GIF:

josieposy for throwing a pillow on the roof and her husband getting on a ladder to retrieve said pillow.

asdfjkl  for going on dish doing strike.

[iammalcolmx]

Also a close second was the thread where a bunch of you guys admitted you had no Black friends.

[tef]

Michellebelle oil hair stuff

[iammalcolmx]

Dec 11, 2013 12:27:55 GMT -5 tef said:

Michellebelle oil hair stuff

Michelle !!!!!!

[orangeblossom]

Dec 11, 2013 12:27:55 GMT -5 tef said:

Michellebelle oil hair stuff

Hands down, that was kne of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. I would never get tired of hearing that story.

[iammalcolmx]

Dec 11, 2013 12:31:51 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

Dec 11, 2013 12:27:55 GMT -5 tef said:

Michellebelle oil hair stuff

Hands down, that was kne of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. I would never get tired of hearing that story.

Have you heard caden Honeymoon Story or IIOY poop story?

[iammalcolmx]

OMG Michelle belle called a Black Barbershop and they started laughing!!!

[NewOrleans]

Hanno the elephant.

I also have a special place in my heart for when I got made an honorary black person by NitaX. We had some good stuff in that thread, like how to prove you are not a racist, you should invite Lil Wayne over and post pictures.

Even though I didn't participate, the "you are racist against white people because you said they do ugly Christmas sweater parties" makes my list, too.

[orangeblossom]

Dec 11, 2013 12:42:28 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Dec 11, 2013 12:31:51 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

Hands down, that was kne of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. I would never get tired of hearing that story.

Have you heard caden Honeymoon Story or IIOY poop story?

Yes, to the honeymoon story. No, to IIOY poop story.

[iammalcolmx]

Dec 11, 2013 12:44:22 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

Dec 11, 2013 12:42:28 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Have you heard caden Honeymoon Story or IIOY poop story?

Yes, to the honeymoon story. No, to IIOY poop story.

As long as we're going there... I took the world's largest poop when I was pg with my first. It looked like the size of a small cat and clogged the toilet, and my husband had to go all Plumber Man to unclog it. It was indescribably painful - I ripped off all my clothes in the process and was sweating like a pig in the Texas heat - and took over 45 minutes to happen.



Oh yeah, I attempted some self-help but I just couldn't do anything. I also tried jumping up and down, squatting, clenching really hard (maybe I thought some reverse poop psychology would work??), walking around, and whimpering. After I finally finished, I think I did a little jog around the bathroom (our master is pretty big) like someone does after they stub their toe, only I was grabbing my buttcheeks and howling. Clearly this was not my finest moment.
Also, it's seriously degrading to have your H have to inspect your ginormous, toilet-clogging log and declare that even he, at 6'2", couldn't produce a turd that big if he ate nothing but cheese for a week.


Seriously, I gave birth through my ass.
My ass hurt for days and I had to be gentle when I sat down. It was awful and I will never, ever forget it.


The end.

[Velar Fricative]

I need to start bookmarking throughout the year to give early threads their due. Let me see what I can dig up.

[orangeblossom]

Dec 11, 2013 12:51:19 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Dec 11, 2013 12:44:22 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

Yes, to the honeymoon story. No, to IIOY poop story.

As long as we're going there... I took the world's largest poop when I was pg with my first. It looked like the size of a small cat and clogged the toilet, and my husband had to go all Plumber Man to unclog it. It was indescribably painful - I ripped off all my clothes in the process and was sweating like a pig in the Texas heat - and took over 45 minutes to happen.



Oh yeah, I attempted some self-help but I just couldn't do anything. I also tried jumping up and down, squatting, clenching really hard (maybe I thought some reverse poop psychology would work??), walking around, and whimpering. After I finally finished, I think I did a little jog around the bathroom (our master is pretty big) like someone does after they stub their toe, only I was grabbing my buttcheeks and howling. Clearly this was not my finest moment.
Also, it's seriously degrading to have your H have to inspect your ginormous, toilet-clogging log and declare that even he, at 6'2", couldn't produce a turd that big if he ate nothing but cheese for a week.


Seriously, I gave birth through my ass.
My ass hurt for days and I had to be gentle when I sat down. It was awful and I will never, ever forget it.


The end.

Oh my goodness. That is funny. I feel bad for laughing, because it sounds painful, but oh that was funny.

[ESF]

Dec 11, 2013 12:56:12 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

I need to start bookmarking throughout the year to give early threads their due. Let me see what I can dig up.

I have been saying this for every one of my eight million years on this board, and yet, I never do.

I would say that the thread in which sunmoonstars eventually GBCNed was pretty epic.

ETA

pandce.proboards.com/thread/232083/today-told-hire-christians

[mominatrix]

Dec 11, 2013 12:51:19 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Dec 11, 2013 12:44:22 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

Yes, to the honeymoon story. No, to IIOY poop story.

As long as we're going there... I took the world's largest poop when I was pg with my first. It looked like the size of a small cat and clogged the toilet, and my husband had to go all Plumber Man to unclog it. It was indescribably painful - I ripped off all my clothes in the process and was sweating like a pig in the Texas heat - and took over 45 minutes to happen.



Oh yeah, I attempted some self-help but I just couldn't do anything. I also tried jumping up and down, squatting, clenching really hard (maybe I thought some reverse poop psychology would work??), walking around, and whimpering. After I finally finished, I think I did a little jog around the bathroom (our master is pretty big) like someone does after they stub their toe, only I was grabbing my buttcheeks and howling. Clearly this was not my finest moment.
Also, it's seriously degrading to have your H have to inspect your ginormous, toilet-clogging log and declare that even he, at 6'2", couldn't produce a turd that big if he ate nothing but cheese for a week.


Seriously, I gave birth through my ass.
My ass hurt for days and I had to be gentle when I sat down. It was awful and I will never, ever forget it.


The end.

tears!  I'm crying real tears from the laughter!

[Knight]

Dec 11, 2013 12:51:19 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Dec 11, 2013 12:44:22 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

Yes, to the honeymoon story. No, to IIOY poop story.

As long as we're going there... I took the world's largest poop when I was pg with my first. It looked like the size of a small cat and clogged the toilet, and my husband had to go all Plumber Man to unclog it. It was indescribably painful - I ripped off all my clothes in the process and was sweating like a pig in the Texas heat - and took over 45 minutes to happen.



Oh yeah, I attempted some self-help but I just couldn't do anything. I also tried jumping up and down, squatting, clenching really hard (maybe I thought some reverse poop psychology would work??), walking around, and whimpering. After I finally finished, I think I did a little jog around the bathroom (our master is pretty big) like someone does after they stub their toe, only I was grabbing my buttcheeks and howling. Clearly this was not my finest moment.
Also, it's seriously degrading to have your H have to inspect your ginormous, toilet-clogging log and declare that even he, at 6'2", couldn't produce a turd that big if he ate nothing but cheese for a week.


Seriously, I gave birth through my ass.
My ass hurt for days and I had to be gentle when I sat down. It was awful and I will never, ever forget it.


The end.

I had the same experience when I was pregnant with J. I still clench when I think about it.

[josieposy]

Yeah I never remember this stuff until someone else brings it up. My internet memory sucks on its own.

[tef]

Dec 11, 2013 12:42:28 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Dec 11, 2013 12:31:51 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

Hands down, that was kne of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. I would never get tired of hearing that story.

Have you heard caden Honeymoon Story or IIOY poop story?

Or @katieaggie 's ghost story

[tef]

Dec 11, 2013 12:51:19 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Dec 11, 2013 12:44:22 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

Yes, to the honeymoon story. No, to IIOY poop story.

As long as we're going there... I took the world's largest poop when I was pg with my first. It looked like the size of a small cat and clogged the toilet, and my husband had to go all Plumber Man to unclog it. It was indescribably painful - I ripped off all my clothes in the process and was sweating like a pig in the Texas heat - and took over 45 minutes to happen.



Oh yeah, I attempted some self-help but I just couldn't do anything. I also tried jumping up and down, squatting, clenching really hard (maybe I thought some reverse poop psychology would work??), walking around, and whimpering. After I finally finished, I think I did a little jog around the bathroom (our master is pretty big) like someone does after they stub their toe, only I was grabbing my buttcheeks and howling. Clearly this was not my finest moment.
Also, it's seriously degrading to have your H have to inspect your ginormous, toilet-clogging log and declare that even he, at 6'2", couldn't produce a turd that big if he ate nothing but cheese for a week.


Seriously, I gave birth through my ass.
My ass hurt for days and I had to be gentle when I sat down. It was awful and I will never, ever forget it.


The end.

Nope. Never gets old.

[tef]

Dec 11, 2013 13:02:28 GMT -5 ESF said:

Dec 11, 2013 12:56:12 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

I need to start bookmarking throughout the year to give early threads their due. Let me see what I can dig up.

I have been saying this for every one of my eight million years on this board, and yet, I never do.

I would say that the thread in which sunmoonstars eventually GBCNed was pretty epic.

ETA

pandce.proboards.com/thread/232083/today-told-hire-christians

Didn't she come back and then GBCN 2.0? Good one too.

[iammalcolmx]

Dec 11, 2013 13:21:24 GMT -5 tef said:

Dec 11, 2013 12:42:28 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Have you heard caden Honeymoon Story or IIOY poop story?

Or @katieaggie 's ghost story

Please don't cause its some scary shit!!

[tef]

Oh, and not on here, but the thejen 'no wine for you' was great, too.

[iammalcolmx]

Dec 11, 2013 13:23:58 GMT -5 tef said:

Dec 11, 2013 13:02:28 GMT -5 ESF said:

I have been saying this for every one of my eight million years on this board, and yet, I never do.

I would say that the thread in which sunmoonstars eventually GBCNed was pretty epic.

ETA

pandce.proboards.com/thread/232083/today-told-hire-christians

Didn't she come back and then GBCN 2.0? Good one too.

When was the epic " AW why did you GBCN" thread that turned into a mess( I was part of it I won't lie) that made Dev,Dyl, and Emmy disappear?  Was that this year?

[iammalcolmx]

Dec 11, 2013 13:24:32 GMT -5 tef said:

Oh, and not on here, but the thejen 'no wine for you' was great, too.

And the thread where someone local to her said TheJen asked a nestie in the process of a divorce if she could purchase her engagement ring because it was bigger than TheJen's current ring.

[tef]

Dec 11, 2013 13:25:25 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Dec 11, 2013 13:23:58 GMT -5 tef said:

Didn't she come back and then GBCN 2.0? Good one too.

When was the epic " AW why did you GBCN" thread that turned into a mess( I was part of it I won't lie) that made Dev,Dyl, and Emmy disappear?  Was that this year?

I thought the end of last?  I think this as I think arbor gbcn this year and it was early in the year.

[iammalcolmx]

Dec 11, 2013 13:29:45 GMT -5 tef said:

Dec 11, 2013 13:25:25 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

When was the epic " AW why did you GBCN" thread that turned into a mess( I was part of it I won't lie) that made Dev,Dyl, and Emmy disappear?  Was that this year?

I thought the end of last?  I think this as I think arbor gbcn this year and it was early in the year.

It was because she mentioned the choice children make to become prostitutes at the same time my friend was in Thailand rescuing teenagers from the sex trade ( in which they are paid $35.00 FOR AN ENTIRE NIGHT) causing me to lose my shit in that thread.

[tef]

Dec 11, 2013 13:24:15 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Dec 11, 2013 13:21:24 GMT -5 tef said:

Or @katieaggie 's ghost story

Please don't cause its some scary shit!!

No problem, but can I tell you my sister had a story where her 1 1/2 year old was up from a nap, pointing at a chair at my mom's house (my gf died earlier this year) and her sister won't sleep in the room with his flag? I am way shortening it, but I told my mom and dad to move. MOVE!

[iammalcolmx]

Dec 11, 2013 13:30:50 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Dec 11, 2013 13:25:25 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

When was the epic " AW why did you GBCN" thread that turned into a mess( I was part of it I won't lie) that made Dev,Dyl, and Emmy disappear?  Was that this year?

emmy and dyl have been gone since 2011, I think

Damn, it's been that long?

[iammalcolmx]

Dec 11, 2013 13:31:48 GMT -5 tef said:

Dec 11, 2013 13:24:15 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Please don't cause its some scary shit!!

No problem, but can I tell you my sister had a story where her 1 1/2 year old was up from a nap, pointing at a chair at my mom's house (my gf died earlier this year) and her sister won't sleep in the room with his flag? I am way shortening it, but I told my mom and dad to move. MOVE!

My Dad lived in a house haunted by the woman who was "helped to die" by her own husband and the hospice nurse he was having an affair with.  He didn't know what that was in the hall so he went to get his gun.

[iammalcolmx]

Dec 11, 2013 13:35:43 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Dec 11, 2013 13:32:53 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Damn, it's been that long?

yeah, they didn't make the jump over here and we have been on proboards for a year

Yes they did because Dylanite made his shitty rape comment while we were here.