Step it up CONFESSIONS

[Saint Monica]

I'm giving up the sex so all of you must put out ! Make it worth my while!

[Deleted]

I've lied to DH what my checks from work are. I will cash them and then deposit some and keep a little for secret cash.

[Saint Monica]

Feb 14, 2014 19:09:54 GMT -5 @otterama said:

I've lied to DH what my checks from work are. I will cash them and then deposit some and keep a little for secret cash.

::spanks otter:: 


naughty!!!!

[miniroller]

I'm not answering texts currently, pretending like I've got some Vday thing happening. Currently, we're hangin in the basement- him: playing soccer game, me: reading my book/ checking in here occasionally. We're perfectly content, & actually pretty ridiculously happy w/ the very relaxing night. I just don't want to have to explain my chill (boring to some) night to anyone.
Eta: re-read & WOW to myself that's how f'n boring I've become that Above is my confession?!?!
Ps: I plan on forcing H to do me later, whether he wants to or not...??

[jaycee]

Feb 14, 2014 19:09:54 GMT -5 @otterama said:

I've lied to DH what my checks from work are. I will cash them and then deposit some and keep a little for secret cash.

Why are you doing that?

Keeping some for a present or some other reason?

I'd be just PISSED if my h did that.

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I've never had enjoyable sex. I didn't have my first O until I was 29 with my beloved Hitachi, which I bought after my divorce.

[speckledfrog]

Feb 14, 2014 19:09:54 GMT -5 @otterama said:

Why?

[Deleted]

I just like having some money to buy makeup or something without him seeing the dollar amount on the bank account.

My checks are usually $250 or so and I will keep maybe $40 if I do that.

[Saint Monica]

Feb 14, 2014 19:16:43 GMT -5 pantsoffdanceoff said:

 I want to help

[flex]

It's been three years and 89 days since I've had sex. Sometimes I miss it and sometimes I don't.

[Saint Monica]

Feb 14, 2014 19:20:48 GMT -5 @otterama said:

I

 I have issues re:money and I support your pov

[polka]

I was coming in here to confess that I beat the next level in Candy Crush while pooping. But, I see there are better confessions in here...

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Feb 14, 2014 19:21:37 GMT -5 Saint Monica said:

Feb 14, 2014 19:16:43 GMT -5 pantsoffdanceoff said:

 I want to help

I appreciate the desire.  As soon as I have a fella on the horizon be ready with advice and tips and tricks.  I watch a fair amount of porn but some of that I'm just not going to do.

[toepick]

Flex - does it make you feel better to know that your drought isn't the worst on this board? I've got you beat, sadly.

[Deleted]

I queefed twice in the past month.

[polka]

Feb 14, 2014 19:25:13 GMT -5 @gypsy said:

I queefed twice in the past month.

But did you do it while playing Candy Crush???

[BunnyMacDougal]

Feb 14, 2014 19:24:36 GMT -5 toepick said:

Flex - does it make you feel better to know that your drought isn't the worst on this board? I've got you beat, sadly.

I had you beat too.  Almost five years.  Drought is over though now.

[Saint Monica]

Hi

[flex]

Feb 14, 2014 19:24:36 GMT -5 toepick said:

Flex - does it make you feel better to know that your drought isn't the worst on this board? I've got you beat, sadly.

Actually, yes it does.  I figured I was the only one going through a...dry spell lol

[toepick]

Feb 14, 2014 19:27:16 GMT -5 flex said:

Feb 14, 2014 19:24:36 GMT -5 toepick said:

Flex - does it make you feel better to know that your drought isn't the worst on this board? I've got you beat, sadly.

Actually, yes it does.  I figured I was the only one going through a...dry spell lol

Well, I'm happy to help!  Kind of...not really...I worry that I have forgotten how.

[Deleted]

Feb 14, 2014 19:26:33 GMT -5 polka said:

Feb 14, 2014 19:25:13 GMT -5 @gypsy said:

I queefed twice in the past month.

But did you do it while playing Candy Crush???

No, but in the middle of sex.

The last time he wanted to perform oral sex but I was being shy.

Oops.

[wise_rita]

In keeping with the sex theme...

I would bang the shit out of present day James Spader, just based on what he looked like in the 80's.

[flex]

Saint Monica I'm glad you declined. I would have lost a bit of respect for you if you hadn't.

[Deleted]

Feb 14, 2014 19:26:40 GMT -5 BunnyMacDougal said:

Feb 14, 2014 19:24:36 GMT -5 toepick said:

Flex - does it make you feel better to know that your drought isn't the worst on this board? I've got you beat, sadly.

I had you beat too.  Almost five years.  Drought is over though now.

while married? (or with someone?)

[flex]

Feb 14, 2014 19:28:28 GMT -5 toepick said:

Feb 14, 2014 19:27:16 GMT -5 flex said:

Actually, yes it does.  I figured I was the only one going through a...dry spell lol

Well, I'm happy to help!  Kind of...not really...I worry that I have forgotten how.

I worry about that too.  If the opportunity ever presents itself (and I kind of wonder if it ever will again), I'm be quite nervous.  I used to be very confident about my skillz, but not so much these days.

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Feb 14, 2014 19:27:02 GMT -5 Saint Monica said:

Yeah, there is really only 1 correct answer after that.

[toepick]

Feb 14, 2014 19:30:20 GMT -5 flex said:

Feb 14, 2014 19:28:28 GMT -5 toepick said:

Well, I'm happy to help!  Kind of...not really...I worry that I have forgotten how.

I worry about that too.  If the opportunity ever presents itself (and I kind of wonder if it ever will again), I'm be quite nervous.  I used to be very confident about my skillz, but not so much these days.

I get you on this.  I am 38 and worry that I will never have sex again.  That can't be normal.   

[janiejones]

Feb 14, 2014 19:24:16 GMT -5 polka said:

I was coming in here to confess that I beat the next level in Candy Crush while pooping.  But, I see there are better confessions in here...

what level?
I am never going to beat 266.  I reconnected it with FB so I could try it on my computer instead.  I haven't mustered up the energy to play lately though.

[Saint Monica]

Feb 14, 2014 19:29:00 GMT -5 flex said:

Saint Monica I'm glad you declined. I would have lost a bit of respect for you if you hadn't.

Thank you.  Thank you ML too!  I am really trying to make a change in my life.  This is hard but I really believe it is necessary.  

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Feb 14, 2014 19:30:20 GMT -5 flex said:

Feb 14, 2014 19:28:28 GMT -5 toepick said:

Well, I'm happy to help!  Kind of...not really...I worry that I have forgotten how.

I worry about that too.  If the opportunity ever presents itself (and I kind of wonder if it ever will again), I'm be quite nervous.  I used to be very confident about my skillz, but not so much these days.

That's how I feel.  It's been about 2 years.  And over a year since I've kissed anybody, now I worry like 13 year old if I'm going to be a bad kisser.