But didn't all that come after the eyebrows? I thought when we were all giving her advice on how not to look like Lucille Ball, she was thought of as the female Forest Gump and the flag wavin', tobacco spittin', backwater hick shit came later.
She started off pretty badly, but then Gumped around and people sort of forgot, but every once in a while, she would bust out a doozy.
You know, you're right. She did make people want to put her in a full nelson but then would bust out the "Oh shucks" just enough. Then piss us off, then awww shucks. Repeat.
We tried. Whoever says the Nest folk are hardasses, Evee is exhibit A on how that's not always true. She's a lose cause but at least we tried.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
I...I...I'm just so sad. Look, Evee. I'm not liked here AT ALL either. Every once in a while I'll post something inflammatory just for funsies. But part of me thinks this whole thing with your DS is just to get attention and isn't even really happening. Using your DS as a pawn in your game to get negative attention is some fucked up shit. You deserve every shitty thing that ever happens to you.
I...I...I'm just so sad. Look, Evee. I'm not liked here AT ALL either. Every once in a while I'll post something inflammatory just for funsies. But part of me thinks this whole thing with your DS is just to get attention and isn't even really happening. Using your DS as a pawn in your game to get negative attention is some fucked up shit. You deserve every shitty thing that ever happens to you.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby