Eh, I won't disagree too much. Tacom comes across like a know it all in a general way. Interesting that she took the opportunity to school someone, per her usual tactics, and trying to come across like some kind of authority
A former neighbor was so paranoid about pooping during labor that she wouldn't eat for days leading up to each of her due dates.
I am also worried by the prospect, but not enough to stop eating. I have tried to prepare H for the possibility, though.
I tried really hard to eat good/exercise throughout my pregnancy. Then when I got my induction date I was all, "fuck it! I made it! I will eat alllllll the things that I want". Then I got constipated for a few days. Then... it all came out when I gave birth. Don't do that. It was bad.
She is uppity. In many situations she acts as if she knows it all. A great example is with her siblings, or the nerve of being upset that her father got married. To be frank she is marrying a rich man very young. A smart move but that doesn't give her the right to tear people down or look down on others.
Who would come post the random comment to Carrots in the middle of peen talk if she were not a Debbie downer?
strong case here. he IS 18 months my senior!
in keeping with the general theme of the thread, I'm going to go try to jump my sugar daddy now.
New guy texted me how excited he us for football. I made a joke that I hope he's that excited to see me someday. He sent me the jack Johnson song "you and your heart"
I don't know what that means.
I already like him. This is one of my all-time favorite songs.
Well, before the lattes and tacom crap, I was cracking up.
I'm pretty sure I pooped during labor because I felt my doc wipe me. I will never ask H because I don't want confirmation that he saw it.
The biggest dick I've encountered belonged to a white guy. The second biggest belonged to a black guy. The smallest was white (and still got me off). The only one that never got me off was a larger than average white guy peen. Best oral came from a guy who was short, but thick. He was the only guy to ever get me off on oral, and I preferred his tongue action to his dick action.
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
New guy texted me how excited he us for football. I made a joke that I hope he's that excited to see me someday. He sent me the jack Johnson song "you and your heart"
I don't know what that means.
Uh, I looked up the lyrics. I don't know that he understands what it's saying because it doesn't make sense to me either.
New guy texted me how excited he us for football. I made a joke that I hope he's that excited to see me someday. He sent me the jack Johnson song "you and your heart"
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
I'm gonna drop this here: when I finally do get around to having a baby, I plan to ask for an enema while in labor. I asked my coworkers in L&D about this and they looked at me like I was crazy. I said, "I don't want to poop on the table!" It would make my husband puke.
New guy texted me how excited he us for football. I made a joke that I hope he's that excited to see me someday. He sent me the jack Johnson song "you and your heart"
I don't know what that means.
Uh, I looked up the lyrics. I don't know that he understands what it's saying because it doesn't make sense to me either.
Did you listen to the song? I feel like if you read the lyrics, it comes off a lot more weird than if you listened to the song.
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
I'm gonna drop this here: when I finally do get around to having a baby, I plan to ask for an enema while in labor. I asked my coworkers in L&D about this and they looked at me like I was crazy. I said, "I don't want to poop on the table!" It would make my husband puke.
I was super concerned about this before labor, but when I was actually in it, pooping was the last thing on my mind. If THAT'S what's going to make your H puke, well, you might want someone else in there, too.
ETA: And you're not pooping on a table. You know how when you're getting your pap and you have to scootch your bum to the end of the table? That's the position you're in during labor, too. So, whatever is coming out is... well, I don't exactly know where it's going. On the ground or into a trash can positioned under you? I'll ask my H in the morning (but not about the poop).
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
I'm gonna drop this here: when I finally do get around to having a baby, I plan to ask for an enema while in labor. I asked my coworkers in L&D about this and they looked at me like I was crazy. I said, "I don't want to poop on the table!" It would make my husband puke.
That is not even near the grossest thing about becoming a father. Google meconium. Also, you will not give one tiny fuck about the emotional comfort of your husband while you push a watermelon out of your vag. You could spray him with shit and you wouldn't care.
So what did tacom say that was so uncalled for to be edited? Tacom, did you delete something or was it deleted by a mod?
tacom never says anything bad, she is just prone to only popping into ML to parent someone and it rubs wrong at times. And then lyme is an extra emotional hot topic here lately. Bad combination.
I have nothing to contribute to the penis talk because my H is pretty much my only penis. I'll come back on vag talk day LOL
I'm gonna drop this here: when I finally do get around to having a baby, I plan to ask for an enema while in labor. I asked my coworkers in L&D about this and they looked at me like I was crazy. I said, "I don't want to poop on the table!" It would make my husband puke.
That is not even near the grossest thing about becoming a father. Google meconium. Also, you will not give one tiny fuck about the emotional comfort of your husband while you push a watermelon out of your vag. You could spray him with shit and you wouldn't care.
I don't need to google meconium, I'm a mother-baby nurse. It's NOT gross. Formula poop is so much worse than mec IMO.
And I realize that when I'm actually in labor and pushing, I won't care. But in early labor, why not get everything cleaned out while I'm in somewhat control of my bodily functions? Then I don't have to worry about it.
I also realize that it's partly my naivete since I've never had babies, but that's not my fault, and I've also witnessed plenty of long labor where there is plenty of time for pooping before the epidural and stuff.
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
That is not even near the grossest thing about becoming a father. Google meconium. Also, you will not give one tiny fuck about the emotional comfort of your husband while you push a watermelon out of your vag. You could spray him with shit and you wouldn't care.
I don't need to google meconium, I'm a mother-baby nurse. It's NOT gross. Formula poop is so much worse than mec IMO.
And I realize that when I'm actually in labor and pushing, I won't care. But in early labor, why not get everything cleaned out while I'm in somewhat control of my bodily functions? Then I don't have to worry about it.
I also realize that it's partly my naivete since I've never had babies, but that's not my fault, and I've also witnessed plenty of long labor where there is plenty of time for pooping before the epidural and stuff.
In early labor, I was having contractions every 2 minutes and was crazy uncomfortable. Once I got some meds, I wanted to sleep.
If an enema is still a priority for you through all that, go for it.
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
I have no idea if I defecated during labor. None. Either time.
SO MUCH OTHER grossness is exiting your body, why focus on that? I mean, even after you have the blessed event of the actual birth of your child (yay), then the remainder of the umbilical cord (surprisingly thick and weird) and the placenta (a giant slab of fleshy stuff) come out.
Giving birth is a never-ending cavalcade of freaky shit. Literal shit is definitely the least freaky of all of the various substances.