Today I was supposed to drive to Orlando to run an urgent document errand at the Colombian consulate and I couldn't find my fucking Colombian ID. They don't take my passport. So then I proceeded to get my house upside down. I still haven't found it.
Besides, I'm having a horribly moody period thats making me cry for nothing.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny