I believe that is what you get for having a waterbed. Did it have a mirrored canopy? Of course it did.
Oh! Did it have those thick, padded, pleather rails? Again, no need to answer.
Well it was in 1983. There were still waterbeds in existence. I think they had all migrated up to Alaska by 1979.
It did have a mirror but it was in the head board. It also had built-in shelves and drawers. No pleather on the rails.
Well I didn't think you had one recently, Flex! Lol.
Not going to lie though. I wouldn't mind these making a comeback. Look at all of those storage options! And with today's technological advances, I could basically rule the world from my bed.
I love when you can tell the west coasters are just starting to catch up on a lengthy thread by the likes notifications. I get all giddy knowing that they haven't even gotten to the REAL good stuff yet. Good morning, @sharkarkshark.
Horny goat maybe? Horny toad? What am I thinking of.
Horny goat weed! Commonly available in pharmacies in the pill form and in questionable looking shacks in ground up iffy looking substance form across Jamaica.
Christ dancing on a saltine! I had to read this with my hand over my mouth and tears streaming down my face. I love you incredible bitches. One time I almost met a dude from an online chat room in a parking lot.
One time I let a dude I met online pick me up at work, take me to lunch, then back to his hotel room before I decided there was too great an age difference between 20 and 52 and also he reeked of cigarette smoke so please take me home and also sorry you drove all the way from Colorado to get blue balls.
Post by waffletime on Feb 27, 2015 12:26:25 GMT -5
When I was 18, I took a day and a half bus ride to another country to meet a guy 12 years older than me who I only knew through World of Warcraft. And then two years later I married him. Lol.
Christ dancing on a saltine! I had to read this with my hand over my mouth and tears streaming down my face. I love you incredible bitches. One time I almost met a dude from an online chat room in a parking lot.
One time in high school, my friend and I wanted alcohol so she picked up a homeless man and we all drove together to the liquor store. Then to Subway for some lunch. I felt so awkward about it then and potentially even moreso now.
Hmm, you should only feel awkward if you didn't let him get chips and a drink with his sub.
When I was 19, I invited a guy I had been talking to on MySpace, 10 years my senior, to my friend's house (I'm such a good friend) one night. We had been chatting for a while, and I was totally e-taken with him. In person he ended up being super weird, and after stumbling through bizarro stories including one about going down on a local news anchor for so long he got lockjaw, told this really long, convoluted joke, and at the end me and my friend and another friend of ours were like
He left shortly after and I ignored his subsequent messages. /cool story
When I was 19, I invited a guy 10 years my senior to my friend's house (I'm such a good friend) one night. We had been chatting on MySpace for a while, and I was totally e-taken with him. In person he ended up being super weird, and after stumbling through bizarro stories including one about going down on a local news anchor for so long he got lockjaw, told this really long, convoluted joke, and at the end me and my friend and another friend of ours were like
He left shortly after and I ignored his subsequent messages. /cool story
One time I let a dude I met online pick me up at work, take me to lunch, then back to his hotel room before I decided there was too great an age difference between 20 and 52 and also he reeked of cigarette smoke so please take me home and also sorry you drove all the way from Colorado to get blue balls.
I was dumb.
This reminds me of something I saw on 20/20. Or Law & Order. Or both.
The upside is that I could have easily outrun him, being 30 years younger and not a smoker!
(Seriously, this was the stupidest thing I've ever done)
One time in high school, my friend and I wanted alcohol so she picked up a homeless man and we all drove together to the liquor store. Then to Subway for some lunch. I felt so awkward about it then and potentially even moreso now.
Hmm, you should only feel awkward if you didn't let him get chips and a drink with his sub.
Or a 6-inch. What the fuck is that shit? It always sounds like a good idea, and plenty filling. But then they start prepping my tiny tea sandwich, and I'm immediately filled with regret. You can barely fit two tomatoes on that thing! Then they really expect you to request a bounty of toppings for what is essentially a slider, and I'm all, "Fuck it! Just close it up and let me leave with my dignity."
One time I let a dude I met online pick me up at work, take me to lunch, then back to his hotel room before I decided there was too great an age difference between 20 and 52 and also he reeked of cigarette smoke so please take me home and also sorry you drove all the way from Colorado to get blue balls.
I was dumb.
Seven years ago I met a guy online who lived 2.5 hours away from Chicago. We decided to meet up in Chicago and go to a Cubs game. A lot of the hotels in the area were full so he told me he'd look into some places close to Wrigley's Field. He found a place in Lincoln Park that had a room available. So I made the reservation and booked a trip to Chicago.
I made arrangements to meet with some Nesties (zoidberg and others) while I was there, in addition to the baseball game. So the day of the game he met me in the lobby of the hotel where I was staying and we went to the game, etc. We went back to the hotel lobby and during the course of our conversation he admitted that he didn't have a hotel room reserved for himself and that he had the expectation that he could stay in my room. He assured me he could sleep on the floor.
::record screetch:: I told him in no uncertain terms that he was NOT going to stay in my room--no way, no how. So he drove back to where ever he lived in Michigan accompanied by his blue balls.
If I had been a younger woman, I probably would have felt guilty and allowed him to stay in my room, with disastrous results. But since I'm a hardened old woman, I was not going to back down. lol
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Christ dancing on a saltine! I had to read this with my hand over my mouth and tears streaming down my face. I love you incredible bitches. One time I almost met a dude from an online chat room in a parking lot.