"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I know we are well past this but I am still stuck on the fact that she mentioned her husband carries (and I highly doubt he wasn't, considering she mentioned it).
Wtf did he think he was going to do? Shoot a teenager? Then what? I get being scared for you kid but this is also why there are folks who train and go to school to become cops.
If by police you mean her husband with a concealed weapon while they hauled ass off the porch into their truck with guns blazing because Texas is the best damned state in the entire fuckin' U. S. of A!!!...
then yes.
Damn what a night.
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I'm thinking Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" should tie it all up nicely.