I got honked at here, more than once, because I stopped for a pedestrian in a crosswalk. That didn't happen when I drove in East LA and South Central. I will say the hippies, like me, at the yoga studio and Whole Foods are much nicer. That chia must chill every one out.
Well, we don't own any guns here, but that will unfortunately get you honked at in Montreal too. I think half the population here either doesn't understand what those yellow lines are, or thinks pedestrians should just fucking run across as fast as they can.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Hey. Not all of us in Texas are like this. You met me, I seemed okay, yes? alicenelson, cuddlyevil tell them not all Texans are crazy gun-totin' bears?
Of course not. But someone who uses the phrase, "don't fuck with my baby" and "baby girl" about her fifteen-year-old, whose husband concealed-carries? Yeah.
Not to mention the weird habit of referring to the vehicle as "her property." WTF is that about? Call it your car. Damn.
Hey. Not all of us in Texas are like this. You met me, I seemed okay, yes? alicenelson, cuddlyevil tell them not all Texans are crazy gun-totin' bears?
I moved to TX 5 years ago and can't wait to LEAVE. The only safe places are yoga studios and Who Fos.
But but....What about the possibilities of tainted kombucha and hip joint overextension?!?!
And people have found frogs in their organic spring blends. FROGS!
Seriously though, I've lived a combined total of a couple of decades in Texas and have managed to never get shot, or even had any firearms brandished in my general direction. It's all about the company you keep.
All of this is giving me flashbacks to this one time I overheard some lady telling a story about protecting her son. "And I told that guy I'm a mother mountain lion and I WILL eat your face off...he done backed off real quick"
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby