Please tell me that you at least put the call on mute.
Of course!!
So presumably, you were peeing, while the call was on mute, so you didn't actually participate in the call while you were peeing? And no one noticed that you were just sitting there, on mute, silently peeing in your office. I maintain that you therefore could have run to the ladies room without anyone noticing that you left.
So presumably, you were peeing, while the call was on mute, so you didn't actually participate in the call while you were peeing? And no one noticed that you were just sitting there, on mute, silently peeing in your office. I maintain that you therefore could have run to the ladies room without anyone noticing that you left.
It took ten seconds to pee, rather than 2 minutes to run to the bathroom. Plus, I was able to listen so I could then respond when I was done.
I have all the books I could need, and what more could I need than books? I shall only engage in commerce if books are the coin. -- Catherynne M. Valente
I have all the books I could need, and what more could I need than books? I shall only engage in commerce if books are the coin. -- Catherynne M. Valente
I have all the books I could need, and what more could I need than books? I shall only engage in commerce if books are the coin. -- Catherynne M. Valente
How much pee did you get on your hands, clothes and/or office floor?
None. I was able to put the cup right against my body, so no chance of pee going anywhere else. Used several layers of napkins, so no transfer of pee from napkin to hands.
Also: what if it was an urgent need to poop? Would you have taken a dump in your office to avoid running off?
This actually happened to my neighbor yesterday. She was at lunch and didn't want to excuse herself, then all of a sudden the urge came and she was covered in shit. But she's also 78. And batshit crazy.
On behalf of your housekeeping staff, I am outraged.
Why? There is nothing for them to clean up. Just poured the pee out in the toilet, and the cup went in the garbage in the bathroom. They don't have to touch anything.