I am currently on a teleconference and all of a sudden I REALLY had to pee. Unfortunately, at that point I couldn't really excuse myself from the call (I had also just called in late), so I eyed up the venti cup I just finished, thought to myself no way you can't, then said you have to...so I locked my door and peed into my Starbucks cup.
I don't think I've ever done anything lower than this.
I have all the books I could need, and what more could I need than books? I shall only engage in commerce if books are the coin. -- Catherynne M. Valente
so how did you handle the wipe? you just skipped it or you used some scratch notebook paper or a sheet out of your EC planner and continued with the call?
How do you just get hit with an urge to pee but pee 21 ounces? Isn't there a warning sign a big pee is coming?
I assume you muted the phone while peeing (crosses fingers) so why not just mute it and run down the hall? You could always claim "technical difficulties."
I had been concentrating on something else so I think just that train of thought brought on the full force of the need to pee.
There were only a few people on the call, and at that moment I literally couldn't have run off.
so how did you handle the wipe? you just skipped it or you used some scratch notebook paper or a sheet out of your EC planner and continued with the call?
I have all the books I could need, and what more could I need than books? I shall only engage in commerce if books are the coin. -- Catherynne M. Valente