I have just reached a new low (TMI)

[Deleted]

NBD I used to do this my dorm room when I had to pee and didnt want to walk down the hall ro put on proper clothes.

[oukapu]

I don't think it is a big deal. I would have just said someone just came by my desk and it seems important and put it on mute for a minuteto go to the bathroom. Or hang up and say you got disconnected.

[marynjoe]

Oh please people. Work in retail. Customers shit in the dressing rooms, pee in them, leave bloody tampons and pads on the floor and stuck to the walls. My own urine in a cup is nothing compared to that shit.

[Kore]

Aug 21, 2012 22:55:28 GMT -5 marynjoe said:

Oh please people. Work in retail. Customers shit in the dressing rooms, pee in them, leave bloody tampons and pads on the floor and stuck to the walls. My own urine in a cup is nothing compared to that shit.

So not the point.

[Deleted]

You get me, Kore.

You get me.

[oukapu]

Someone pooped in an office area here as some sort of weird revenge...

[insominac]

I was mortified when I had to pee in a creek bed while hiking. I can't imagine peeing in my office. lol
I'm more bemused than horrified.

[aspentosh]

Maybe it's because I grew up with two older brothers and an older sister that had to pee all.the.time, but this doesn't gross me out THAT much. I feel like I've seen so much worse.

[hannamaren]

Aug 21, 2012 23:55:33 GMT -5 insominac said:

I was mortified when I had to pee in a creek bed while hiking. I can't imagine peeing in my office. lol
I'm more bemused than horrified.

I dont think you should be hiking if that makes you mortified.

I have ulcerative colitis, so sometimes if I have to go, it comes on strong and quickly. Thankfully, I can hold it a bit now. But 3 yrs ago, in Europe, really had to go, on top of a mountain, no bathrooms in sight, but at a touristy spot. I squatted and pooped. My H couldnt stop laughing.

[ECB]

Aug 21, 2012 23:55:33 GMT -5 insominac said:

I was mortified when I had to pee in a creek bed while hiking.

A friend of mine recently had to POOP while on a hike! And a guy was there that she was interested in. Oy. But.... it was an emergency.

[mrshandy]

There is an easy solution that does not involve peeing in a clear cup. You call in from your cell phone and then hang up your other phone. Mute your cell phone, carry it to the bathroom, pee, return to your office.

[GailGoldie]

OMG- love this thread... read all 7 pages.

But I don't think anyone mentioned...

The fact that you took the HUGE RISK that piss would splatter on you, your clothes, the floor, etc... WTF?? You are lucky it all went in the cup.

And OMG- a CLEAR cup... the idea of you walking down the hallway with that = awesome.

[Deleted]

I once found a pitcher of pee in the warehouse at my work. Now I understand how it got there. I was mystified before.

[casmgn]

Aug 22, 2012 8:48:00 GMT -5 GailGoldie said:

OMG- love this thread... read all 7 pages.

But I don't think anyone mentioned...

The fact that you took the HUGE RISK that piss would splatter on you, your clothes, the floor, etc... WTF?? You are lucky it all went in the cup.

And OMG- a CLEAR cup... the idea of you walking down the hallway with that = awesome.

A venti cup is a surprisingly good vehicle for this purpose, as it turned out. You can completely encapsulate the area so no danger of splashing.

[ECB]

Aug 22, 2012 8:36:19 GMT -5 @little said:

Aug 22, 2012 8:03:32 GMT -5 ECB said:

A friend of mine recently had to POOP while on a hike! And a guy was there that she was interested in. Oy. But.... it was an emergency.

Why did she tell him she had to poop?? LOL

She could have just told him she had to pee, he needs to wait there for a minute, then she could run off to where he couldn't see her, poop, then cover that shit up with leaves or something. This is why you always ALWAYS bring tissues or a wad of TP while hiking.

First, she's a very up front, honest person, so I can see her just blurting it out!

Past that, though, I don't know the specifics of how it played out, to be honest. I think she was w/ a group of people, and she hikes a LOT. As this never happened before, she may have simply been stymied it how to go about it/ finding a "private" spot, etc.

But like I said - I really don't know the specifics. She and the guy, though, are dating now and that whole episode is just one of their "ha ha" beginning of relationship stories!

[lanyac]

Aug 22, 2012 9:09:19 GMT -5 casmgn said:

Aug 22, 2012 8:48:00 GMT -5 GailGoldie said:

OMG- love this thread... read all 7 pages.

But I don't think anyone mentioned...

The fact that you took the HUGE RISK that piss would splatter on you, your clothes, the floor, etc... WTF?? You are lucky it all went in the cup.

And OMG- a CLEAR cup... the idea of you walking down the hallway with that = awesome.

A venti cup is a surprisingly good vehicle for this purpose, as it turned out. You can completely encapsulate the area so no danger of splashing.

"encapsulate the area" lmao!

[insominac]

Aug 22, 2012 8:31:41 GMT -5 @little said:

Peeing out in the woods while hiking is totally acceptable and normal. Pooping, while unfortunate, is also acceptable as there are no other options. I find the peeing in a creek thing odd, though. Just pop a squat behind a tree or big rock or something.

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Two words:
poison oak
Rattlesnakes

[Ashley&Scott]

:-(

ROFL.

[kateausten]

Aug 22, 2012 9:09:19 GMT -5 casmgn said:

Aug 22, 2012 8:48:00 GMT -5 GailGoldie said:

OMG- love this thread... read all 7 pages.

But I don't think anyone mentioned...

The fact that you took the HUGE RISK that piss would splatter on you, your clothes, the floor, etc... WTF?? You are lucky it all went in the cup.

And OMG- a CLEAR cup... the idea of you walking down the hallway with that = awesome.

A venti cup is a surprisingly good vehicle for this purpose, as it turned out. You can completely encapsulate the area so no danger of splashing.

Awesome use of the word "encapsulate." :Y: