Also, my co-workers and I have had long discussions about the best parting gifts for a job we hate.
We all decided that shitting on the chair of the person we hate the most would be the best because the person would sit in your shit, and then what would he do? There would be shit all over his pants. Unless he had another pair of pants, he'd have to walk out of his office with shit all over his ass or walk out in his underwear.
Mission accomplished.
This is what I thought of when I read the stairwell article. I approve.
ROFL, I think that is everyone's dream parting gift for a job s/he hates. Peeing on the boss' desk is also An acceptable alternative. Yet, IMO, poop is just so much messier.
poop is so much grosser, Miso. I don't care if it's a joke!
SO recommended I read Monkey Business (www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monkey-business-john-rolfe/1100623397) before he started investment banking so I could have somewhat of an idea of what I was getting myself into. the guys wrote about masturbating regularly under their desks. I thought about leaving, lol.
Forget the peeing in the office thing. I am hung up on the 21 oz. How is that POSSIBLE?! When I pee in a cup at a doctor's office, I barely make a dent in the little dixie-cup sized thing.
OP can you please tell us your job title and the topic of the conference call? I'm dying here.
Thing is, she cant be too important or she could easily excuse herself. I doubt CEOs are worried about being late on a conference call. I assume Peggy level on MadMen. High enough to think she is indispensable, but low enough to be afraid to get off the call. But I think Peggy would go to the toilet
OP can you please tell us your job title and the topic of the conference call? I'm dying here.
Thing is, she cant be too important or she could easily excuse herself. I doubt CEOs are worried about being late on a conference call. I assume Peggy level on MadMen. High enough to think she is indispensable, but low enough to be afraid to get off the call. But I think Peggy would go to the toilet
I won't say what I do or the topic of the call because I will never reveal information that personal. I don't have a false sense of self-importance either. I had to go suddenly, had just dialed in and was at a point where I didn't feel like I could hop off again, and made a split second decision. Clearly I realized it was gross or it wouldn't have been a confession. I do think it was funny though, and this whole thread has me laughing hysterically.
Calling into a conference call late sucks man. It's all "notquiteblushing has entered the conversation." And the closest bathroom to me is through two other rooms, down a staircase and down a hallway.
Thing is, she cant be too important or she could easily excuse herself. I doubt CEOs are worried about being late on a conference call. I assume Peggy level on MadMen. High enough to think she is indispensable, but low enough to be afraid to get off the call. But I think Peggy would go to the toilet
I won't say what I do or the topic of the call because I will never reveal information that personal. I don't have a false sense of self-importance either. I had to go suddenly, had just dialed in and was at a point where I didn't feel like I could hop off again, and made a split second decision. Clearly I realized it was gross or it wouldn't have been a confession. I do think it was funny though, and this whole thread has me laughing hysterically.
Post by kateausten on Aug 21, 2012 20:27:31 GMT -5
So much pearl clutching going on.
This post is hilarious. Thanks OP for brightening up my evening.
This reminds me of a story my friend told me about her grandma. Guess granny was on a long distance call with someone and had to poop. She didn't want to get off the phone so she grabbed a brown lunch bag and proceeded to take a crap into the bag. Now that's gross.
Checking in to say I was here, and that this post is highly entertaining in many ways. I have nothing to add that hasn't already been said. Team "gross and unnecessary but not as horrific as some of you are making it out to be."