The birds have left The Nest.. I repeat..

[poopedydoop]

Update!

[sake]

Patrick I like your new avatar.
<3

[W.T.Faulkner]

Could this be the most gratifying post in GBCN history?

[Deleted]

I NEED ANSWERS!!

[discogranny]

Patrick - are you guys working on the iPad/Safari issue? Waiting for updates in this post is twice as annoying because it is freezing every few posts.

[Marle]

I love you dcannie!

Yes we did!

[Deleted]

It was awesome. And I made my bus!.deets tomorrow. #drunk

[Marle]

Patrick this post is about what happened to the last people who didn't pay attention to us!!

I know you're better than that

[saraandmichael]

i fucking love that you all did this.

i would like to know in what ways you snarked them, how you belittled them, what you did to make them feel like gaping assholes that deserve the plummet in their traffic, and whether or not there were any crimes.

[emptygee]

I am imagining Patrick as the current boyfriend who waits nervously as his girlfriend goes to lunch with her ex-boyfriend. Wondering if she's going to take the ex back, what they're talking about, oh God what if they end up in bed together?!

Patrick

[birdistheword]

May 29, 2013 20:55:14 GMT -5 FormerlyRR said:

May 29, 2013 20:48:25 GMT -5 discogranny said:

Patrick - are you guys working on the iPad/Safari issue? Waiting for updates in this post is twice as annoying because it is freezing every few posts.

Freezing, scrolling wonky, new button doesn't always work, logs me out all the time...yeah, I haven't complained yet, but Patrick, this is ridiculous. I'm complaining now.

The "Next" button doesn't work sometimes either. It just freezes and I have to open each page in a separate tab.

Also, I can't wait to hear details on this focus group!

[daisycat]

Can't wait to hear an update.

[Patrick]

May 29, 2013 20:55:14 GMT -5 FormerlyRR said:

May 29, 2013 20:48:25 GMT -5 discogranny said:

Patrick - are you guys working on the iPad/Safari issue? Waiting for updates in this post is twice as annoying because it is freezing every few posts.

Freezing, scrolling wonky, new button doesn't always work, logs me out all the time...yeah, I haven't complained yet, but Patrick, this is ridiculous. I'm complaining now.

We've actually made a few updates recently (within the last week) to help with iPad issues.  krozett has been looking into them.  If there are still issues happening, we appreciate more details on how to reproduce them, what kind of iPad (1, 2, 3, mini?) is being used, etc.  The best place to go about detailing all this to work with us is to make a detailed post on our Support Forum.  I promise our dev team will look into it immediately, just be sure to detail out all the issues

[sporky]

Where are the details?!? Forget the drinks! We need the gossips!

[ohmyohme]

May 29, 2013 21:14:14 GMT -5 sporky said:

Where are the details?!? Forget the drinks! We need the gossips!

I want to knowwwwwww.

[shoeless]

May 29, 2013 21:12:13 GMT -5 Patrick said:

May 29, 2013 20:55:14 GMT -5 FormerlyRR said:

Freezing, scrolling wonky, new button doesn't always work, logs me out all the time...yeah, I haven't complained yet, but Patrick, this is ridiculous. I'm complaining now.

We've actually made a few updates recently (within the last week) to help with iPad issues.  krozett has been looking into them.  If there are still issues happening, we appreciate more details on how to reproduce them, what kind of iPad (1, 2, 3, mini?) is being used, etc.  The best place to go about detailing all this to work with us is to make a detailed post on our Support Forum.  I promise our dev team will look into it immediately, just be sure to detail out all the issues

It may be the wine talking but Patrick :love: you for this post
//signed the girl who spends every day debugging codes

[kaybee85]

So far this post is evil. I EXPECT ANSWERS IN THE MORNING!

[Deleted]

You think they kidnapped them? They are holding them somwhere until we all go back to the nest, aren't they?

[falada45]

I guess I'm going to bed tonight with a terrible case of blue balls (blue ovaries? blue tits?). NOT FAIR! The anticipation is killing me.

[julez]

This is ridiculous. WE NEED ANSWERS!!!

[Deleted]

Fuck this thread, man. What a tease.

[Deleted]

i think it's time to vote someone off the island.

[lucky513]

who's going to walk the plank?

[luckyval]

It was a trap!

They've been seduced with drinks and balls!!

[Deleted]

I'm ignoring my sadness over the lack of an update by analyzing just how bad Maeby's hair is on Arrested Development. It's my new favorite distraction.

[janiejones]

May 29, 2013 21:41:44 GMT -5 @mrschicken said:

I'm ignoring my sadness over the lack of an update by analyzing just how bad Maeby's hair is on Arrested Development. It's my new favorite distraction.

YES. Why??

[flex]

I think the Nest Gods slipped a mickey in their drinks and they've passed out cold.

[Kore]

May 29, 2013 21:41:44 GMT -5 @mrschicken said:

I'm ignoring my sadness over the lack of an update by analyzing just how bad Maeby's hair is on Arrested Development. It's my new favorite distraction.

SO bad Like, what happened to it??

[pursemeatballs]

nicbreeful, this is a horrible thing that you have done. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

[Deleted]

Heyooooooooooooooo! I'm home now. I left the other three at the bar and booked it to catch my bus. Such is the life of a commuter.

So, the only person there who was around during the Exodus was an intern at the time. She came to the bar with us along with the site manager, Heather. Who said we can give out her email if you want to talk to her. So let me know if you want to talk to her.

They were actually really nice. Everyone from pre-Exodus was fired/is gone now. So taking it out on the noobs seemed silly. We were pretty open about who we were though. And the definitely want us back. So there, you should all be satisfied by that, right!?! Their descriptors for how our situation was handled basically match ours (suck, awful, insane).

Also, Nest Cayla is super sweet. And everyone who works there is basically gorgeous. I definitely felt inadequate in the looks dept. Especially since I was dressed like a scrub.

I am still a little drunk. Sober update will have to wait. Sowwy.

And finally, the other half of the focus group mostly read The Nest content. REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you all wondered who did that! (I sure as fuck did). So that's a fun fact of the evening.