1 year dating anniversary

[tisevee]

I would also like to clarify that BF is freaking awesome. He's a complete sweet heart and he treats me very well. I was just a little annoyed about the flower thing, that's all. He makes me breakfast and coffee almost every morning. He helps me with DS and really makes an effort to bond with him too. I'm really thankful that I've found him.

[tisevee]

Dec 30, 2013 10:31:03 GMT -5 greenapple said:

You are deflecting that everybody else is making up crap. You don't know when your marriage ended? Even if you don't remember the dates you did say you left your now exH for your BF. So you either were engaging with him (your BF) in some fashion or you were using him so you didn't have to be alone. Either way you are on a hard road if you want this to work. IMO that is what you should be working on now that a year has passed.

BF and I work together. We were engaging with each other on a professional level when ExH and I were still together. Our work relationship turned into something more. I was planning to leave XH before I met BF. Meeting BF just happened to happen when it did.

[wise_rita]

Perhaps I'm an asshole but I think if one has a child a 1 year dating anniversary, much less a pissing contest about a gift for it, shouldn't even be on the radar of what to give fucks about.

[hisno1girl]

Dec 30, 2013 10:33:14 GMT -5 tisevee said:

I would also like to clarify that BF is freaking awesome. He's a complete sweet heart and he treats me very well. I was just a little annoyed about the flower thing, that's all. He makes me breakfast and coffee almost every morning. He helps me with DS and really makes an effort to bond with him too. I'm really thankful that I've found him.

So are you two living together or does he come over to your place in the morning each day to do this?

Does he have any kids of his own?

Has he ever been married?

[gozf]

I have a co-worker who makes me coffee in the mornings, too. Sometimes, he even brings me donuts or muffins. Should I try to bang him?

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Dec 30, 2013 10:37:34 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Evee, girl, you had to know this wasn't going to go well.

Of course.

Thats why she posted it.

[smock]

Dec 30, 2013 10:26:27 GMT -5 tisevee said:

I have no idea if her dates are correct or not. I can't even remember all this crap. People make up so much bullshit that I just don't care anymore.

pandce.proboards.com/user/7285/recent_threads

Here, this should clear up your questions.

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Dec 30, 2013 10:38:55 GMT -5 gozf said:

I have a co-worker who makes me coffee in the mornings, too. Sometimes, he even brings me donuts or muffins. Should I try to bang him?

You haven't already?

I've been doing things wrong I think....

[eddy]

Dec 30, 2013 10:38:55 GMT -5 gozf said:

I have a co-worker who makes me coffee in the mornings, too. Sometimes, he even brings me donuts or muffins. Should I try to bang him?

Donuts?

The answer is yes. Always bang for donuts.

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Dec 30, 2013 10:40:44 GMT -5 eddy said:

Dec 30, 2013 10:38:55 GMT -5 gozf said:

I have a co-worker who makes me coffee in the mornings, too. Sometimes, he even brings me donuts or muffins. Should I try to bang him?

Donuts?

The answer is yes. Always bang for donuts.

I would bang for a granola bar.

[wise_rita]

Dec 30, 2013 10:40:05 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Dec 30, 2013 10:32:27 GMT -5 wise_rita said:

OMG PEOPLE QUIT POSTING WHAT YOU ACTUALLY DID FOR YOUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

Why? That's what she asked about. Ohhh you mean it was really a ploy for attention since she isn't receiving enough from her boyfriend? No, never.

Ha, no, because the thread has taken a very different turn and "We went to Applebee's followed by some missionary position sex" just takes up valuable scrolling space before we get to more good stuff!

[gozf]

Dec 30, 2013 10:40:44 GMT -5 eddy said:

Dec 30, 2013 10:38:55 GMT -5 gozf said:

I have a co-worker who makes me coffee in the mornings, too. Sometimes, he even brings me donuts or muffins. Should I try to bang him?

Donuts?

The answer is yes. Always bang for donuts.

Even when I get them for free???

Have I not been following protocol?  I thought saying, "you are the best, thank you SO much," was standard.  I didn't know I should let my vagina do the thanking.

[Champagne Supernova]

What exactly are leftover Christmas flowers?

All I can think of are poinsettas.

Limp poinsettas.

[eddy]

Dec 30, 2013 10:43:19 GMT -5 gozf said:

Dec 30, 2013 10:40:44 GMT -5 eddy said:

Donuts?

The answer is yes. Always bang for donuts.

Even when I get them for free???

Have I not been following protocol?  I thought saying, "you are the best, thank you SO much," was standard.  I didn't know I should let my vagina do the thanking.

Well if he/she ever stops bringing them, you know what your next course of action is.

[gozf]

Dec 30, 2013 10:47:59 GMT -5 Que? said:

Dec 30, 2013 10:43:19 GMT -5 gozf said:

Even when I get them for free???

Have I not been following protocol?  I thought saying, "you are the best, thank you SO much," was standard.  I didn't know I should let my vagina do the thanking.

You're totally messing this up. That thing you're feeling isn't donuts, it's what happens when someone, anyone, is nice to you. Drop everything now and build your life around this person, you won't regret it. Until your first anniversary, of course, but don't worry about that NOW, just live in the moment and to get that donut man. 

ok.  Live donut to donut.

I have a new New Year's resolution!!!!!  It's in stark contrast to my "drop the beer bloat, you lazy pig" resolution, but I'm sure I'll sort it out.

[smock]

Dec 30, 2013 10:24:37 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Dec 30, 2013 10:22:48 GMT -5 smock said:

Huh, on 12/5/21012 you said you were staying with your H and had zero plans to leave. Two weeks later you broke up. And in between you met bf.

It's actually scary, your investigative powers.

I'm not a wizard, I swear. It's super easy to google "evee gbcn divorce."

Okay, fine, I'm a wizard.

[jojoandleo]

Man, I have been banging WITHOUT getting any type of food made for me! Should I get a divorce? Couples counseling?

[sake]

Dec 30, 2013 10:51:39 GMT -5 smock said:

Dec 30, 2013 10:24:37 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

It's actually scary, your investigative powers.

Okay, fine, I'm a wizard.

I KNEW IT!!!

[alzi]

I'm stuck on the dick with wings. I keep randomly cackling.
Carry on.

[MixedBerryJam]

Dec 30, 2013 10:53:04 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I don't remember. Our first date was a one night stand, I gave him a hickey on his dick.  No, he did not get me flowers to commemorate that a year later. 

Snort. WTF do you want, anyway? A trophy?
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I would like this story, please. Let me make some popcorn and light a fire, though. ::snuggles in for the long haul::

[VeryViolet]

I was thinking this whole thread, "we don't have a dating anniversary. I fucked him with no intention of ever seeing him again." I was too scared to share but if it is good enough for @cse1960 it is good enough for me.

[studytime45]

Our one year anniversary was in November and he got me a rose and a card, and I gave him nothing. We said we wouldn't do anything for it.

For those saying "blow job", are those rare in your house?

[leeann]

This is just what I needed today.

As an aside, H and I were old - I was late 20's and he was early 30's when we started dating, so we did not have a "dating anniversary." I can barely remember my wedding anniversary.

[macmars45]

We were long distance so he wrote me a list of his favorite memories at midnight of exactly a year. Two weeks later he proposed so...

[Deleted]

Would it have been preferrable if he had totally ignored it?

[Deleted]

OMG at some of the lurkers not reading the thread. Where is that gif when I need it??

[hisno1girl]

Dec 30, 2013 10:53:04 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I don't remember. Our first date was a one night stand, I gave him a hickey on his dick.  No, he did not get me flowers to commemorate that a year later. 

Snort. WTF do you want, anyway? A trophy?
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hickey + dick = dickey

God, Sue, you're such a slut!!!!

(lips)

[Deleted]

Dec 30, 2013 10:52:35 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

Man, I have been banging WITHOUT getting any type of food made for me! Should I get a divorce? Couples counseling?

There is no hope.

[W.T.Faulkner]

I had shit to do today, guys. I really did.

[gozf]

Dec 30, 2013 11:07:38 GMT -5 @beagle said:

Dec 30, 2013 10:40:44 GMT -5 eddy said:

Donuts?

The answer is yes. Always bang for donuts.

A Gobbler means you should let him put it in your butt.
    

ETA: His penis, not the Gobbler.

omg.  During Gobbler season, we went out for Gobblers ALL THE TIME.