evening randoms!!!

[litebright]

I realized why I don't make cut-out cookies more often.

Because they are delicious and I EAT THEM ALL. I swear, I've had 7-8 so far today and will probably have a couple more before bed.

[callalily]

I've brushed my teeth no less than 4 times today because I can not for the life of me stop eating jelly beans. Then they get stuck, and the sugar makes everything ache. And I feel like shit. Yet, I still freaking eat them.

Damn Easter candy.

[Deleted]

I have to make it thru one more meal with my mom and then she will be going HOME!! She has been here for 6 days and while thankfully there have been no major blowups, I am ready to have my house and life back. One more meal and then straight to the airport!! I see some well earned vodka in my future tonight. :drink:

She did let me know when she was here though that she can "feel" the emotions of other people when they read her emails. :?. I should really start a book, she says some crazy shit.

[vicky]

Sitting in the waiting room. Early guess is that it is not heart related, but some kind of infection.

Her bp was 109/48, but pulse was 98. The doctor was not alarmed by this.

Merp.

[cbwm1]

All bets are off with eating healthy tonight. Fuck it.

[iamali]

I have a gigantic under the surface zit smack dab in the middle of that indent above my top lip (does this have an acutal name?). Holy hell it hurts.

I'm trying to resist the urge to pop it.

[kaybee85]

frkls that made me actually LOL. WTF possessed you today?

I'm finishing up my first real month of ttc. I'm too controlling for this. I'm thinking/wondering about it constantly. Notice every cramp/twinge in my boobs/spotted and tried to decide if it was implantation bleeding or spotting. WTF is wrong with me? I don't like the ttc version of myself.

[styme46]

Apr 21, 2014 17:38:36 GMT -5 vicky said:

Sitting in the waiting room. Early guess is that it is not heart related, but some kind of infection.

Her bp was 109/48, but pulse was 98. The doctor was not alarmed by this.

Merp.

I hope it's nothing major and easy to fix!

I have no clue what we are going to have for dinner....maybe breakfast.

I spent all day on fb doing research. I wish I could get paid to be on fb all day every day!

[ZoeHart]

Two little girls knocked on my door a little bit ago and asked me if I wanted to donate money and then they both blurted out different reasons why. Nice try girls but next time you are trying to scam your neighbors get the story straight. I also thought it was odd that their parents would just let them go door to door around the neighborhood without an adult with them.

[angelaa73]

Apr 21, 2014 17:49:10 GMT -5 ZoeHart said:

Two little girls knocked on my door a little bit ago and asked me if I wanted to donate money and then they both blurted out different reasons why. Nice try girls but next time you are trying to scam your neighbors get the story straight. I also thought it was odd that their parents would just let them go door to door around the neighborhood without an adult with them.

I can't believe your low hanging fruit hasn't been pounced on here...

[sparkythelawyer]

I'm becoming more paranoid and more insecure with each passing day and its annoying the crap out of me. I hate when I'm annoying myself.

[spitforspat]

I am so hungry. I don't want to pack. I just want to eat egg rolls and watch Wilfred.

I wish someone would buy me a house.

[angelaa73]

I was talking to my sil and I heard my nephew say derrrrrp. I laughed since I never hear that irl and he told me he got it from my little pony. I was like whaaaa?

And the all the kids started chiming in. Yeah! There's Derpy. she has crossed eyes and looks weird. And then showed her to me via iPad.

No. Hasbro. No.

[vicky]

Her kidneys have shut down. We don't know why yet.

[housewife]

I am going insane with DS (5) and his constant lying. I need to search amazon for some books because this is what I've turned into

[elleblue]

Apr 21, 2014 17:38:40 GMT -5 cbwm1 said:

All bets are off with eating healthy tonight. Fuck it.

Same. I haven't had any Easter candy. None! I've been waiting for it to be on sale (not only to save but also to limit my consumption) but I really hope the store isn't out when I go later. I'm in need of some Cadbury eggs and jelly beans. 

[kaybee85]

Apr 21, 2014 18:01:23 GMT -5 frkls said:

Apr 21, 2014 17:41:23 GMT -5 kaybee85 said:

frkls that made me actually LOL. WTF possessed you today?

I'm finishing up my first real month of ttc. I'm too controlling for this. I'm thinking/wondering about it constantly. Notice every cramp/twinge in my boobs/spotted and tried to decide if it was implantation bleeding or spotting. WTF is wrong with me? I don't like the ttc version of myself.

i have no idea, but that shit is stressful!!  

speaking of stressful, ttc is the suck.  hope it happens quick so you can get off that ride!

I'm getting palpitations just imagining it! Way too non-confrontational over here.

[elleblue]

Apr 21, 2014 18:00:05 GMT -5 vicky said:

Her kidneys have shut down. We don't know why yet.

Oh no! I hope they're able to figure it out quickly and get her on the mend. 

[flex]

Apr 21, 2014 17:39:04 GMT -5 @stpete said:

The guy I've been dating is going to watch my soccer game tonight. I'm concerned I'm going to totally embarrass myself. I asked if he wanted to hang out and he wad like, "sure, I'll come watch you play!" Damn.

He wants to watch you run around in your cute little soccer shorts!  ::wolf whistle::

[vicky]

Can I just drop this here?

Mom said that she was seeing our dead relatives a few days ago.

She said my grandparents saw them too before they passed away.


She's scared.





I'm crying. I never cry.

[Deleted]

Apr 21, 2014 18:18:01 GMT -5 vicky said:

Can I just drop this here?

Mom said that she was seeing our dead relatives a few days ago.

She said my grandparents saw them too before they passed away.


She's scared.





I'm crying. I never cry.

Oh honey. I'm so sorry. I wish I could hug you.

[Muddled]

Apr 21, 2014 18:18:01 GMT -5 vicky said:

Can I just drop this here?

Oh, Vic. I'm so so sorry.

[kaybee85]

vicky I'm so sorry ((hugs))

[vicky]

Does anyone know how FMLA works with an hourly job?

[greenmonster]

Reading the deviled eggs post makes me jealous of people who can hard boil eggs. I can't do it to save my life. They look like absolute shit after I peel them, and I lose have the white. I but the egglands best in the bag. And frequently! 

[Deleted]

Apr 21, 2014 18:30:28 GMT -5 vicky said:

Does anyone know how FMLA works with an hourly job?

Is she full time and is the company more than 50 employees? If so I think she should just have to submit the paperwork.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Apr 21, 2014 17:28:57 GMT -5 frkls said:

i just tried to troll a completely non-gbcn/TN/TB related mommy board.  i thought the mean/snarky/crazy act would be fun and i'd get to say all the mean-spirited-zingers i think of all day and never say.  dude.  it wasn't fun.  i was a nervous wreck the whole time. LOL!

why were you nervous? try and try again, dude. sometimes it feels great to be an asshole. plus when you are right and someone is being a moron, it is great not to have to say, "normally i think you are a great person, but...." i love just saying what i want to say.

[karmasabiotch]

Apr 21, 2014 17:28:57 GMT -5 frkls said:

i just tried to troll a completely non-gbcn/TN/TB related mommy board.  i thought the mean/snarky/crazy act would be fun and i'd get to say all the mean-spirited-zingers i think of all day and never say.  dude.  it wasn't fun.  i was a nervous wreck the whole time. LOL!

Remember when I was the hated bitch on the BF board? I enjoyed it.

I can't make French toast. I end up with bread that has scrambled eggs on top.

[sparkythelawyer]

Apr 21, 2014 18:38:28 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Apr 21, 2014 17:56:18 GMT -5 sparkythelawyer said:

I'm becoming more paranoid and more insecure with each passing day and its annoying the crap out of me. I hate when I'm annoying myself.

what's scaring  you?

I can't quite put my finger on it.  Basically I just can't shake the feeling that people don't really like me, that they only tolerate me because they have to, and that is because I never manage to say the right thing to anyone.  The rational part of my brain knows this isn't true.  But I still feel like hiding in a hole sometimes.  I'll get over it, it's just annoying.

[gault]

If you are full time, then you need a year worked before being eligible for fmla.

I'm so sorry, Vicky.