Post by shostakovich on May 29, 2014 14:01:04 GMT -5
I'm sorry, betty If it makes you feel better, I can commiserate. I mean, my H has never given me Jello, but he's a total derp when it comes to my birthday.
I know someone who's H bought her a pack of cigarettes (she was a smoker at the time) and a six pack of beer and tried to tell her it was her birthday present. You can imagine how well that went over.
I'm sorry Betty. Do I need to make a Mary Poppins type visit and teach him how to do birthdays right?
I don't know why he fucks up the actual day. He really seemed to be on point this year leading up to it. I already got my gift from him (that china hutch I showed you guys a few weeks ago) and he had flowers sent to my office this week, which was nice, so it's not another fucking jello saga.
Basically, we have plans tomorrow night with a group of friends. Like, the most fucking basic 'let's go to this bar' type of plans. MOTHERFUCKING SIMPLE. H booked a bunch of shit on top of that AND told his mom that she was watching O, and forgot to tell me all this. He also booked a hotel room that is nowhere near the bar, and we had already discussed that I didn't want to stay in a hotel room I wanted to stay at my parent's town home (that is like, 10 min from the bar we are going to, and they're not there, and my sister and brother are watching O there, so I can be there when she goes to bed and check on her when we get home...and his mom lives an hour away from where we would be staying it would be ridiculous to make that drive on a Friday afternoon AND ALSO SHE SUCKS AT WATCHING SMALL CHILDREN)I found out via FB like 45 minutes ago that he had all these different plans. He had everyone confused on what and where things were happening.
I called him and was all YOU WILL NOT FUCK UP 2014 FOR ME FIX THIS SHIT NOW STOP CONFUSING PEOPLE AND JUST LET ME DO THE ONE SIMPLE THING I WANT TO DO AND THAT IS GET BUZZED. So, he's fixed it. Technically, crisis has been avoided.
He gave her like, a couple boxes of instant pudding one year.
IT WAS JELLO AND PUDDING, AND IT WAS BASICALLY A LIFE SUPPLY. THAT SHIT IS STILL IN MY PANTRY BECAUSE THIS ISN'T THE 60'S ANYMORE WHERE YOU PUT ALL THE THINGS IN JELLO. IT WILL PROBABLY LAST UNTIL I DIE.
He gave her like, a couple boxes of instant pudding one year.
IT WAS JELLO AND PUDDING, AND IT WAS BASICALLY A LIFE SUPPLY. THAT SHIT IS STILL IN MY PANTRY BECAUSE THIS ISN'T THE 60'S ANYMORE WHERE YOU PUT ALL THE THINGS IN JELLO. IT WILL PROBABLY LAST UNTIL I DIE.
Um... he booked baby sitters, gave you a gift, sent flowers, booked a hotel and made plans with friends.
Maybe you need to chill the fuck out.
He booked a baby sitter who is seriously negligent and over an hour away.
The gift and flowers are awesome.
I made the plans with friends. He then told the friends to avoid those plans and gave them all different plans because he forgot the plans he had told other people.
He got a hotel because he wanted a hotel, he asked me and I said I did not. He got the hotel after avoiding my wishes.