Post by thelongroad on Sept 9, 2014 0:35:46 GMT -5
I avoided this thread all day because I figured it would be about a bug in your house. Curiosity got the best of me when I saw it had grown to 10 pages...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Post by thecatinthehat on Sept 9, 2014 1:48:27 GMT -5
LOL I asked DH and he has no idea what it is and said "Is it something you use to see a woman's flesh more clearly?". WTF! What? For what?
I spared him the hilarity of this thread and the image of a fleshlight While this thread had been hilarious, I would like to unsee the things Google made me see
LOL that he took it to the car. Burying it in his luggage wasn't enough.
Oh god , I feel for you both.
It's because he's hiding it from his wife. She may pack/unpack his luggage, put his stuff away at home, etc. very few women search books and crannies if cars. OP should have told her mom to deal with it, it would have been sweet revenge!
Post by CheshireGrin on Sept 9, 2014 5:54:46 GMT -5
So maybe it was just in his kit bag with his other shower stuff, and he just took it out in order to reach his shampoo or something, and then he set it aside and forgot about it.
I'm sure that's what happened.
If you tell this to yourself enough, you may eventually be able to believe it.
So maybe it was just in his kit bag with his other shower stuff, and he just took it out in order to reach his shampoo or something, and then he set it aside and forgot about it.
I'm sure that's what happened.
If you tell this to yourself enough, you may eventually be able to believe it.
This has to be it. It has to be. I just can't imagine anyone in their right mind being like "Ok, leave work, head to pregnant daughters house, shower, fuck a flashlight, make dinner, hang with grand kids. Sounds like a reasonable order of activities and not inappropriate at all!"
I never even knew there was such a thing until one popped up on Groupon the other day! I feel so ahead-of-the-curve! (OP, your dad is safe from me, I promise!)
Yep, this is worse than my dad telling me last week that his doctor wanted to test him for Hep C and he told him "why? I haven't had sex in over 20 years".
Yep, this is worse than my dad telling me last week that his doctor wanted to test him for Hep C and he told him "why? I haven't had sex in over 20 years".
TMI! At least I didn't have to talk to him about it.
I've wondered sometimes if he and my mom were still sleeping together post-divorce, since they spend a lot of time together.
Lol, this thread was hilarious. But, yeah, my H has one...that I bought him. Sasha is her name and she's a mouth. I love her. She takes one for the team when I'm not up to it. But hells no if my DAD had one and brought it to my house. My mom recently complained of my dad's lack of libido. THANKS FOR THAT.
Lol, this thread was hilarious. But, yeah, my H has one...that I bought him. Sasha is her name and she's a mouth. I love her. She takes one for the team when I'm not up to it. But hells no if my DAD had one and brought it to my house. My mom recently complained of my dad's lack of libido. THANKS FOR THAT.
Mine.. has a few. Really, variety is the spice of life.