I've seen an awful lot of dead turkeys on the road lately. I'm not taking one into my home. Especially that motherfucker that walked out in front of me the other day and almost killed me.
I would have liked to see this much outrage over the squirrel dress. I sentence those of you who approved of that dress, but are flipping out in here to 40 hours of community service at your local squirrel rescue facility. It's the least you can do.
I would have liked to see this much outrage over the squirrel dress. I sentence those of you who approved of that dress, but are flipping out in here to 40 hours of community service at your local squirrel rescue facility. It's the least you can do.
I thought that we had bonded. I love that dress. I feel betrayed.
I'd have probably screamed "OMG RABIES" and done a frantic flailing dance because nature was touching me
I walk through the park every Tuesday to get to and from the chiropractor (flameful?) and you bet your ass I dodge squirrels like I'm in the dodging Olympics.