I did a google image search for squirrel pasties and I came up with a bunch of pictures of pasties (the food) made with squirrel meat. I have failed ML.
Post by open24hours on May 8, 2015 16:07:10 GMT -5
I realize we are well past the serious part of the thread, but I have a neighbor who leaves food for squirrels out on his patio. I am kind of pissed at him for doing this. We don't need people to feed wild squirrels, so we really don't need people domesticating wild squirrels.
Also, this is now one of my favorite unhinged ML quotes of all time:
"...my children who are not old enough to work with the animals but they go to pick up the shit b/c I am teaching them about the love and I get accused of stupid shit."
I'm so going to use this on my H when I make him clean up after the dogs. "I'm teaching you about love!!!"
Yes, I can attest to the destroying the house thing. One chewed its way into my (cheap, yes) apartment when I was in my younger days. It happened to be during a holiday weekend while I was away partying at the beach. I came home to that fucker sitting on my couch with my apartment totally decimated. You cannot imagine the mess.
Why do I get the feeling the conversation with the vet was like
OP: "We can keep her as a pet, right?" Vet: "That's really not a good idea" *OP refuses to drop the subject of keeping it as a pet* Vet : "If you absolutely MUST do this, try feeding her x ... but really, this is a bad idea and you should just bring her back to where you found her"
I realize we are well past the serious part of the thread, but I have a neighbor who leaves food for squirrels out on his patio. I am kind of pissed at him for doing this. We don't need people to feed wild squirrels, so we really don't need people domesticating wild squirrels.
Well, to be fair - if people just left Nutella out on their patio, I would hang around that neighborhood for sure. You'd have trouble getting rid of me.
H swears a squirrel once tried to steal his homework in college. I'm not sure if I believe him, but campus squirrels were known to be brazen little fucks.
H swears a squirrel once tried to steal his homework in college. I'm not sure if I believe him, but campus squirrels were known to be brazen little fucks.
A squirrel once threw a half-eaten mini Snickers at me.
...
Okay, he probably just dropped it from the tree he was perched in as I walked under it, but either way: I got hit in the head and that little fucker looked smug as hell about it.
A squirrel once threw a half-eaten mini Snickers at me.
...
Okay, he probably just dropped it from the tree he was perched in as I walked under it, but either way: I got hit in the head and that little fucker looked smug as hell about it.
The ones in our backyard at our last house threw stuff at people that walked beneath their pecan tree. I shit you not, I got hit in the head with a fucking stale biscuit one time. Assholes.