Post by scottyderp on Aug 11, 2015 10:54:24 GMT -5
Oh, f*ck. This makes me want to drive to my husband's work and give him a handy. He's like, winning, big in life, compared to this Nathan Lane as Starina fella.
Post by scottyderp on Aug 11, 2015 11:11:13 GMT -5
Things that the OP does, for certain.
Wiggles his toes when he eats greek yogurt. Says "Save some for us, Rob Lowe!" This could reference anything. Talks about mascara stains on the pillow shams. Again. Is obsessed with leg room. Sniffs all of the candles at Target, says "Ack." and whines that the best candles are Diptyque. Always lets you know that his mother "would never do that".
I'm totally not reading that ridiculous wall of text.
I got to the part about fatalistic Irish flair and just went "Nope." Too much.
Seriously, who does this guy think he is - Yeats? "Oh, Maude Gonne - why don't you talk to ME instead of all of your lady friends at your weekly salon?"
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Post by captainobvious on Aug 11, 2015 11:18:17 GMT -5
Also, movie tickets you haven't even purchased yet are probably the lamest "oh shit I forgot but I'm trying to pretend I didn't" birthday present ever.
Okay, I read it. I feel like there are enough details we can figure out who it is and let her know her H is embarrassing himself and to she needs to come collect him.
Okay, I read it. I feel like there are enough details we can figure out who it is and let her know her H is embarrassing himself and to she needs to come collect him.
I have no idea! I swear, I retain nothing from this place.
Okay, I read it. I feel like there are enough details we can figure out who it is and let her know her H is embarrassing himself and to she needs to come collect him.
I have no idea! I swear, I retain nothing from this place.
The wall-o-text sounds like somebody trying way too hard for a Creative Writing class.
OMG yes. The writing style is so much like my XH, I swear I had to stop for a second...and then I realized that we aren't married anymore and I'm good with that.
Okay, I read it. I feel like there are enough details we can figure out who it is and let her know her H is embarrassing himself and to she needs to come collect him.
I have no idea! I swear, I retain nothing from this place.
lol. He mentions things that I remember posts about but lack the ambition to wade through posts finding the info.
Like I remember the taking forever to clean thread, but lots of us bitched about that.
Okay, I read it. I feel like there are enough details we can figure out who it is and let her know her H is embarrassing himself and to she needs to come collect him.
Privately maybe, but holy shit, this does not need to be disseminated on the board.