So, that was supposed to be a DM. I clicked on her username from a post she made (which happened to be in Married Life section). Then.....derp.
Well, now I have some good constructive material for my Creative Writing class. thanks for the feedback, I'm sure we'll have a pretty lively discussion tonight. Can you do her a favor and leave her out of whatever this thread grows into?
Nice try, dickwhistle. Our ladybrains are surprisingly quick and we've all already deduced that you're utterly full of shit.
Also, movie tickets you haven't even purchased yet are probably the lamest "oh shit I forgot but I'm trying to pretend I didn't" birthday present ever.
If 12-year-old me bought the same present for my parents as 39-year-old OP did for his wife, something is very wrong.
Also, movie tickets you haven't even purchased yet are probably the lamest "oh shit I forgot but I'm trying to pretend I didn't" birthday present ever.
If 12-year-old me bought the same present for my parents as 39-year-old OP didn't actually buy but thought about it for his wife, something is very wrong.
Guys, this is so obviously MUD. No husband who just casually stumbled upon his wife's GBCN account would know how to use the Homer gif in context.
This might blow your mind, but there are other message boards out there. And they use gifs too.
My DH's message board uses gifs, but you have to click on the link and open it in another page. It totally sucks. They do this funny thing where they post dancing gifs during Phish shows that match the music, but the effect is underwhelming. That's all I got.
I think I vomited a little in my mouth. Jesus, please tell me this person meant to text this or something.
I don't want to spoil the thread for you, but by page 7 we learn that the OP actually smashes the windows at his wife's place of employment and is immediately arrested. The wife starts a new thread with a GFM link to raise bail.
And this is what I get for not reading the entire fucking thing :Doh!:
I get that this is 98% likely MUD, but I swear.. I read this exact line on here before: (yes when I call you and say I'm leaving I'm really packing up my bag and then having conversations with half the staff on the way out....you're 100% right on with that one )
98% likely? Calling himself a "good troll" doesn't make it 100%?
OMG for a minute I thought this might be my H until I realized he isn't 39, we don't have a kid, we have never owned a condo, we live in the first house we have bought, he hates house hunters, we don't have parties because I am anti-social and hate people in my personal bubble and he certainly doesn't grocery shop. He's at work today with no access to the internet though so it can't be him but the similarities are freaky.!
98% likely? Calling himself a "good troll" doesn't make it 100%?
No, I think it was MUD from the beginning. Someone here saw the other poster today complaining about her husband, and thought "what if her husband sees that?" And then had the bright idea "I'm totally going to make an AE pretending to be someone's husband who found everything we complain about here!" And then let the freak-out begin. Then when people started calling MUD, self-congratulatory memes. MUD.
OMG for a minute I thought this might be my H until I realized he isn't 39, we don't have a kid, we have never owned a condo, we live in the first house we have bought, he hates house hunters, we don't have parties because I am anti-social and hate people in my personal bubble and he certainly doesn't grocery shop. He's at work today with no access to the internet though so it can't be him but the similarities are freaky.!
This is cracking me up. "I thought it was my H until I realized he's the exact opposite of this assclown! Phew! close call, though!"