I panicked when I read the paragraph about complaining re: his lateness, how slow he is to clean, and killing ants in the kitchen. Then I had to remind myself we don't have a kid.
Also if my DH ever finds this, he's going to know I told everyone about his awkward shower habits. He will kill me.
Refresh our memories?
Oh just send me to my death why don't you.
There is a lot of bending of the knees involved. I don't know what he's trying to reach. Also he washes his hands immediately after getting out of the shower. And drips everywhere- he refuses to use the towel on his head or face. He tells me "I can't. That towel touched my balls."
Post by amilliontinyfibers on Aug 11, 2015 11:35:11 GMT -5
So, that was supposed to be a DM. I clicked on her username from a post she made (which happened to be in Married Life section). Then.....derp.
Well, now I have some good constructive material for my Creative Writing class. thanks for the feedback, I'm sure we'll have a pretty lively discussion tonight. Can you do her a favor and leave her out of whatever this thread grows into?
So, that was supposed to be a DM. I clicked on her username from a post she made (which happened to be in Married Life section). Then.....derp.
Well, now I have some good constructive material for my Creative Writing class. thanks for the feedback, I'm sure we'll have a pretty lively discussion tonight. Can you do her a favor and leave her out of whatever this thread grows into?
Guys, this is so obviously MUD. No husband who just casually stumbled upon his wife's GBCN account would know how to use the Homer gif in context.
Do you really think the Homer gif is exclusive to this board? LOL!
Not exclusively, of course. But it is sort of our thing. Like not every homer gif is ML, but every ML has a homer gif. I was pretty much, OMG What an asshole H until the homer gif. Now I just think it's mud.
ETA: Or maybe, and this is even worse, maybe he's been lurking and stalking her on ML for long enough that he knows about homer. Ewww.
I get this is MUD, but the "it was supposed to be a DM" is literally the worst excuse I've ever read on here, and it's irritating me to no end. It's not even possible to end up creating a thread on ML thinking you were messaging someone, if you clicked on their username first!