I'd recommend washing your hands after you wipe your butt/vag with that thin paper, yes. Even if you wad and wipe, you may still lightly brush fecal bits, and then next thing you know you're using the remote, the same remote that your dude had his hands on after cupping his balls, then some random comes over and you hand him/her the remote all covered in ball/butt germs that have mated into some super-strong thing that gives you Costco frozen cherry hepatitis A.
Great. I'm not touching anyone's remote ever again.
This isn't a flameful at all, but there's no random thread. I'm watching the new episodes of Kimmy Schmidt, and I'm just realizing that one of my friends talks exactly like Titus. The same voice inflections. I can't get it out of my head now.
Post by sallywalker on Apr 20, 2016 21:18:50 GMT -5
People here let their SOs stick their penis in their ass. Then they roll all around in their bed or wherever else they are having sexy time. I guarantee I'm not the only one with poop particles in my house.
Also my dog drags her ass across the carpet sometimes. Then the kid rolls around on the carpet. I'm sure that contributes to my shit particle issues.
Post by juliachild on Apr 20, 2016 21:19:24 GMT -5
There is a lady at work that poops, does her makeup, puts her contacts in, then washes her hands. I can't handle it. Why even bother washing after that?
People here let their SOs stick their penis in their ass. Then they roll all around in their bed or wherever else they are having sexy time. I guarantee I'm not the only one with poop particles in my house.
Also my dog drags her ass across the carpet sometimes. Then the kid rolls around on the carpet. I'm sure that contributes to my shit particle issues.
bahahahha hahahahha. Stop it. This is not an argument.
There is no way poop particles don't come out at all when you do anal. Then it's on your bed and you sleep in it. I mean shit happens.
I just want to go on record that I am not defending my hand washing grossness at all. I am henceforth reformed. At least hand washing reformed. I'm sure I'll still be gross in some other way.
do you do the anal?
Hey I'm not saying it's gross. Just that there are most likely poop particles.
Post by scottyderp on Apr 20, 2016 21:27:29 GMT -5
There is so much stress in my mind re: butt sex. There's so much mess. I'm not the same after my cousin once told me that she had it and a piece of poo popped out onto the guy's chest.
Looney you don't wash and you work with kids the original germ factories how are you not dead from the plague. Serious question
I carry hand sanitizer around on my super dorky teacher lanyard? Idk. I'm totally OCD about hand washing at work. I don't really understand how it never crossed over to home. I completely admit that it's 100% irrational and weird.
It's probably because we have amazing immune systems. SOMETIMES GERMS ARE GOOD!
There is so much stress in my mind re: butt sex. There's so much mess. I'm not the same after my cousin once told me that she had it and a piece of poo popped out onto the guy's chest.
Sigh.
is your cousin my BFF? She said it was a like a tootsie roll.
There is so much stress in my mind re: butt sex. There's so much mess. I'm not the same after my cousin once told me that she had it and a piece of poo popped out onto the guy's chest.
Post by tellmesomethingood on Apr 20, 2016 21:47:27 GMT -5
DH and I have both had med changes (his for blood pressure, mine for depression, OCD, anxiety, and then one for insomnia). We haven't had sex in...two or maybe three months? I'm really not sure.
I don't miss sex. I would be fine not having sex again.
I was wondering this, too. I've never had a poop issue after anal. Maybe reschedule the anal if Chipotle was on the menu that day.
Neither have I after anal sex or anal plugs, etc.
I mean, if you feel you're going to be messy you can always "prep" yourself. Go to the bathroom or use an enema, etc. But really, your rectum should be free of poop if you don't have to go, so there shouldn't be that much of a mess.