And rotovirus! We got that years ago when DS1 went to a daycare. I thought we were going to die. I was 7months pregnant and lost 10-15lbs, DH lost 15lbs, and not sure about DS1 but once he was better my in laws took him and we didn't see him for 5 days as we couldn't care for him we were so ill and I eventually had to go to the ER. I guarantee if you ever get that you will wash your hands no matter where you are.
Our entire circle of friends got that the week Sparkybaby was born. In fact, that was why we were at the hospital the morning I went into labor - because my husband was sicker than he had ever been in his entire life. Luckily, we still thought it was food poisoning at that point or that would have been yet ANOTHER reason why they did not want to let him in to my room (story for another day).
Yesssss That show is so funny. I swear I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
It's my favorite new comedy. It's brilliant and holy hell...Jay R. Ferguson. YES PLEASE!
We watched up to the St. Pattys Day parade in one night and then I completely forgot about it but damn it is funny. So thank you for reminding me about the Devils Chowder so I can pick back up
And after touching money. I can only imagine what's on monet, gross.
My friend who worked as a police dispatcher told me it's not at all unommon for officers to find money hidden inside the vaginas of prostitutes. I handle cash as little as possible now after learning that particular tidbit.
I could've lived the rest of my life without knowing this. So so gross.
You are a grown up. I can't even imagine someone seeing a doctor who felt compelled to issue mandatory drug tests for adhd meds. It's not methadone.
Mine does as well. I mean, they make you sign a waiver saying that they have the right to ask you to take a test and if you refuse they won't give you your meds. Or something like that. I signed it but I've already forgotten what it said. lol
Same here. I had to get tested before I got my first prescription and am subject to tests at any time.
And after touching money. I can only imagine what's on monet, gross.
My friend who worked as a police dispatcher told me it's not at all unommon for officers to find money hidden inside the vaginas of prostitutes. I handle cash as little as possible now after learning that particular tidbit.
My H used to moonlight in the ER. It's amazing what you find in bodily orifices. He had a man come in with a vibrator that had gotten stuck inside his anus, and a woman with a crack pipe in her vag. :?
My H used to moonlight in the ER. It's amazing what you find in bodily orifices. He had a man come in with a vibrator that had gotten stuck inside his anus, and a woman with a crack pipe in her vag. :?
This is why you can't just stick anything up your ass. It can get sucked in. Anal plugs have a wide flat end to stop that from happening.
I think it was actually a dildo with balls that he had removed. Too bad, because the balls could have been a safety feature LOL.
My H used to moonlight in the ER. It's amazing what you find in bodily orifices. He had a man come in with a vibrator that had gotten stuck inside his anus, and a woman with a crack pipe in her vag. :?
This is why you can't just stick anything up your ass. It can get sucked in. Anal plugs have a wide flat end to stop that from happening.
You know, although I am not one for sticking things up my no-no hole, IF I did, and said thing got stuck, I would do anything in my power to avoid having to go to the ER to have it removed. I would give it my all to remove it by my lonesome.
Last fall my mom was dying of stomach cancer and was on fentanyl and oxy, and they drug tested her and found THC and threatened to stop prescribing the pain meds. Seriously? Like a little pot to increase appetite and ease anxiety is going to matter.
Last fall my mom was dying of stomach cancer and was on fentanyl and oxy, and they drug tested her and found THC and threatened to stop prescribing the pain meds. Seriously? Like a little pot to increase appetite and ease anxiety is going to matter.
That is disgusting and precisely why marijuana should be legal imho.
This is why you can't just stick anything up your ass. Â It can get sucked in. Â Anal plugs have a wide flat end to stop that from happening. Â Â
You know, although I am not one for sticking things up my no-no hole, IF I did, and said thing got stuck, I would do anything in my power to avoid having to go to the ER to have it removed. I would give it my all to remove it by my lonesome.
I'm going to guess this guy did all he could to avoid the ER lol
This is why you can't just stick anything up your ass. It can get sucked in. Anal plugs have a wide flat end to stop that from happening.
You know, although I am not one for sticking things up my no-no hole, IF I did, and said thing got stuck, I would do anything in my power to avoid having to go to the ER to have it removed. I would give it my all to remove it by my lonesome.
Are you really under the impression this makes you unique? Like, do you think all of these people are like "hmm, that feels funny. Hey, toss me my keys, I'mma head to the ER"?
A crackpipe up the vag and a vibrator/dildo in the ass doesn't seem like the weirdest things one would find in these orifices. Seems pretty run of the mill.
I mean, if I smoked crack, and had a pipe I needed to hid from the po-po, it's a practical solution.
I predict many hand sanitizers as secret Santas this year.
Another reason to not do SS. I have no idea what might be on that wrapped gift from non washers.
;-)
IDK why exactly, but I keep playing this mental image and it's cracking me up. So I'm picturing Loony's poohands all over a bottle of sanitizer as she's wrapping it up for someone. So then this person is using hand sanitizer every time she wants to rid herself of germs, but then as she closes the sanitizer and sets it down, she's re-germ-ified. Like, i find this HILARIOUS. I know germs don't live that long and this is not a real life concern because Loony is going to WASH HER DAMN HANDS, but seriously, I'm cracking the hell up. I need a life.
Another reason to not do SS. I have no idea what might be on that wrapped gift from non washers.
;-)
IDK why exactly, but I keep playing this mental image and it's cracking me up. So I'm picturing Loony's poohands all over a bottle of sanitizer as she's wrapping it up for someone. So then this person is using hand sanitizer every time she wants to rid herself of germs, but then as she closes the sanitizer and sets it down, she's re-germ-ified. Like, i find this HILARIOUS. I know germs don't live that long and this is not a real life concern because Loony is going to WASH HER DAMN HANDS, but seriously, I'm cracking the hell up. I need a life.
Are you really under the impression this makes you unique? Like, do you think all of these people are like "hmm, that feels funny. Hey, toss me my keys, I'mma head to the ER"?
Lol, right?
Extreme, of course, but: my BIL is a colo-rectal surgeon and just last week he was in a SIX-HOUR late-night surgery with a man who got something (that appeared to be a sex toy but he wasn't positive) stuck up his anus. They ended up having to cut him stomach and anus, and had three different doctors pushing, pulling and cutting away pieces of the object.
I feel like that guy probably tried to get it out before he went to the hospital. It's not like doctors just use a little tool (I'm picturing something like what you use to dip easter eggs) to pop it out easy-peasy.
An old neighbor was EMS and said a guy set his cell phone to vibrate and then stuck it in his ass. He called 911 and the doctors were having a hard time treating him because his wife kept calling the phone. They took him down to the basement level and was still getting service. Neighbor said all the doctors kept asking who his cell provider was because...that was damn good service.
Are you really under the impression this makes you unique? Like, do you think all of these people are like "hmm, that feels funny. Hey, toss me my keys, I'mma head to the ER"?
Lol, right?
Extreme, of course, but: my BIL is a colo-rectal surgeon and just last week he was in a SIX-HOUR late-night surgery with a man who got something (that appeared to be a sex toy but he wasn't positive) stuck up his anus. They ended up having to cut him stomach and anus, and had three different doctors pushing, pulling and cutting away pieces of the object.
I feel like that guy probably tried to get it out before he went to the hospital. It's not like doctors just use a little tool (I'm picturing something like what you use to dip easter eggs) to pop it out easy-peasy.
The bolded made me bend over and legit cackle at my desk. I mean, there are things they can do that are less severe than all THAT, but still... not cheap to the wallet or the soul. lol
You know, although I am not one for sticking things up my no-no hole, IF I did, and said thing got stuck, I would do anything in my power to avoid having to go to the ER to have it removed. I would give it my all to remove it by my lonesome.
Are you really under the impression this makes you unique? Like, do you think all of these people are like "hmm, that feels funny. Hey, toss me my keys, I'mma head to the ER"?
No, I do not think I am unique in my thoughts on this.
Extreme, of course, but: my BIL is a colo-rectal surgeon and just last week he was in a SIX-HOUR late-night surgery with a man who got something (that appeared to be a sex toy but he wasn't positive) stuck up his anus. They ended up having to cut him stomach and anus, and had three different doctors pushing, pulling and cutting away pieces of the object.
I feel like that guy probably tried to get it out before he went to the hospital. It's not like doctors just use a little tool (I'm picturing something like what you use to dip easter eggs) to pop it out easy-peasy.
An old neighbor was EMS and said a guy set his cell phone to vibrate and then stuck it in his ass. He called 911 and the doctors were having a hard time treating him because his wife kept calling the phone. They took him down to the basement level and was still getting service. Neighbor said all the doctors kept asking who his cell provider was because...that was damn good service.
Now THAT is talent.
ETA: And I'm cackling again. Dispatch: SIR? SIR? HELLO? WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE WEIRD GURGLING NOISES.
An old neighbor was EMS and said a guy set his cell phone to vibrate and then stuck it in his ass. He called 911 and the doctors were having a hard time treating him because his wife kept calling the phone. They took him down to the basement level and was still getting service. Neighbor said all the doctors kept asking who his cell provider was because...that was damn good service.
Now THAT is talent.
The ability to dial AND set it to speaker phone with his ass! LOL