Post by donnamartingraduat on Apr 21, 2016 10:57:59 GMT -5
I am firmly on the side on hand washing after pooping. But, those of you who think that doing so prevents there from being a ton of poo particles in your house are delusional. They are everywhere!
Extreme, of course, but: my BIL is a colo-rectal surgeon and just last week he was in a SIX-HOUR late-night surgery with a man who got something (that appeared to be a sex toy but he wasn't positive) stuck up his anus. They ended up having to cut him stomach and anus, and had three different doctors pushing, pulling and cutting away pieces of the object.
I feel like that guy probably tried to get it out before he went to the hospital. It's not like doctors just use a little tool (I'm picturing something like what you use to dip easter eggs) to pop it out easy-peasy.
The bolded made me bend over and legit cackle at my desk. I mean, there are things they can do that are less severe than all THAT, but still... not cheap to the wallet or the soul. lol
Extreme, of course, but: my BIL is a colo-rectal surgeon and just last week he was in a SIX-HOUR late-night surgery with a man who got something (that appeared to be a sex toy but he wasn't positive) stuck up his anus. They ended up having to cut him stomach and anus, and had three different doctors pushing, pulling and cutting away pieces of the object.
I feel like that guy probably tried to get it out before he went to the hospital. It's not like doctors just use a little tool (I'm picturing something like what you use to dip easter eggs) to pop it out easy-peasy.
An old neighbor was EMS and said a guy set his cell phone to vibrate and then stuck it in his ass. He called 911 and the doctors were having a hard time treating him because his wife kept calling the phone. They took him down to the basement level and was still getting service. Neighbor said all the doctors kept asking who his cell provider was because...that was damn good service.
And the poop spray from the toilet when it's flushed.
My toothbrushes now reside in a drawer instead of on the bathroom counter.
My toothbrush is in an entirely different room! lol But when I use a non-electric one, it's in a drawer as well.
Speaking of germs and grossness, how often does everyone clean off their computer keyboards and phone/tablet screens? Those things get pretty gross, esp. for those who poop & post.
I bet my H's phone is covered in poop particles. He plays on his phone while he poops. I imagine that he sets it down, wipes and then picks it back up to walk over to the sink.
My dh was also a non hand washer after using the bathroom. In 11 years living together i had never noticed. My 8 year old dd said something to him a couple of months ago. I was extremely disgusted by it.
My dd shame him into washing his hands from that point on.
People who leave their phones at their workstations in the kitchen gross me out because that phone has been everrrrrywhere and I know you ain't dipping it in sani before putting it on your station.
My H used to moonlight in the ER. It's amazing what you find in bodily orifices. He had a man come in with a vibrator that had gotten stuck inside his anus, and a woman with a crack pipe in her vag. :?
This is why you can't just stick anything up your ass. It can get sucked in. Anal plugs have a wide flat end to stop that from happening.
It's unbelievable with the internet that people still do not know this fact. It's gotten better, but when I first started at my job, we had "foreign object removals" at least once a week and all manner of items.
I think online shopping has also helped because we haven't seen nearly as many slipped-in-the-shower-fell-on-wife's-shampoo-bottle stories.
Sometimes after I poop, I wash my hands twice because I really want to make sure my hands are clean. Twice.
H likes to have sex after I am freshly showered, but before his own shower. We do the deed and then he showers. I don't think I've ever felt offended. He is pretty germaphobic.
Post by DotAndBuzz on Apr 21, 2016 11:48:26 GMT -5
So you know how people are all like "omg, we have a stomach bug, and we all keep getting sick, over and over!"**
And then other people are like "wipe it all down! Bleach everything!"
So they do, but they (usually their kids) keep getting sick? IT'S BECAUSE OF THREADS LIKE THIS! WASH YOUR HANDS, and then you won't continue to carry germs directly from your ass to the rest of the house!
**And I've been one of those people complaining, but you know who kept getting sick? My kids. Because kids are gross, and don't wash their hands.
Money really is disgusting. I was a bank teller after college and we all kept giant hand sanitizers at our stations.
One of the banks I worked at was in a sketchy grocery store and it was not uncommon to receive money with blood on it.
I had a friend who was a liquor rep, and once he took payment from the GM of a strip club in cash, but wasn't allowed to deal with cash, so he took it to a bank for a money order. His GF was a teller there, and he told her to put on gloves to handle the $500 in SINGLES he handed her.
It's unbelievable with the internet that people still do not know this fact. It's gotten better, but when I first started at my job, we had "foreign object removals" at least once a week and all manner of items.
I think online shopping has also helped because we haven't seen nearly as many slipped-in-the-shower-fell-on-wife's-shampoo-bottle stories.
I think it comes down to people not knowing a lot about the rectum in the first place and thinking it's like a vagina (things can get stuck in the vagina, too, but they are not built the same).
Good point about online shopping. I'm sure it has. It's a lot easier to buy these things online than to go to the local sex shop, if there even is a local sex shop. And I'm all about DIY-ing and upcycling, but not for anal toys.
I've heard a few seriously sad stories of much older people DIY-ing their own toys and ending up very sick and/or dead
I think it comes down to people not knowing a lot about the rectum in the first place and thinking it's like a vagina (things can get stuck in the vagina, too, but they are not built the same).
Good point about online shopping. I'm sure it has. It's a lot easier to buy these things online than to go to the local sex shop, if there even is a local sex shop. And I'm all about DIY-ing and upcycling, but not for anal toys.
I've heard a few seriously sad stories of much older people DIY-ing their own toys and ending up very sick and/or dead
And this is why you just spend the money on good quality product
Money really is disgusting. I was a bank teller after college and we all kept giant hand sanitizers at our stations.
One of the banks I worked at was in a sketchy grocery store and it was not uncommon to receive money with blood on it.
I had a friend who was a liquor rep, and once he took payment from the GM of a strip club in cash, but wasn't allowed to deal with cash, so he took it to a bank for a money order. His GF was a teller there, and he told her to put on gloves to handle the $500 in SINGLES he handed her.
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My FIL sold his business to a man whose wife owned a hair extension business that mainly sold to strip clubs. He ALWAYS has stacks of ones, and all I could think of was how many had touched a vagina.
My BF used to work in an ER. He says they didn't have a lost and found box, but they did have an "ass box." Because that's how frequently things were being removed from assess. And they kept them in a box for everyone to marvel at.