My confession is that one of my meds has been making me much hornier than I usually am, and I've been so tempted to go out and hook up with some randoms but I don't trust myself right now with good decision making so I've been stopping myself from doing it. I miss my old FWB.
And to prove that point about bad decision-making (and horny-ness), I started having sex with my ex again. I’m disgusted with myself. But I’m horny. I think I need some randoms instead.
Go to a swingers club. Lots of randoms there.
i know you want to talk about how super amazing you are at fucking, but this is not a helpful suggestion.
I haven't done a controlled study or anything, but I guarantee people who never wash their hands after going to the bathroom have more shit on their body/clothes/food/home than people who have anal sex. Jesus.
I highly doubt it! I don't stick my hand IN my butt when I wipe. I also use too much toilet paper which is flameful in itself.
I mean, people aren't generally opening the door or changing the channel with their dicks after anal sex though.
Or rolling silverware if they're a server, or pumping gas, or using the salt and pepper shakers, or touching all the fresh fruit to pick the perfect one, or or OR OR
Post by sallywalker on Apr 20, 2016 22:21:54 GMT -5
So no one touches anything after sex? Everyone immediately goes and takes a shower and washes off all of the bodily fluids before touching anything in their house?! I call BS.
So no one touches anything after sex? Everyone immediately goes and takes a shower and washes off all of the bodily fluids before touching anything in their house?! I call BS.
Arguing about how gross other people may or may not be is not an excuse for your dirty filthy poop hands.
No no. No. There has to be a written rule somewhere that says if you admit that you don't wash your hands after you shit, you are not allowed to act defensive about it.
On a related note, I can now add "light-heartedness about not washing hands" to my list of things I am a wet blanket about.
I am nowhere near a germaphobe, but I thought it was pretty universally understood that when you poo, you WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS. And no, anal sex has nothing to do with the issue at hand!
Post by nightandday on Apr 21, 2016 5:51:02 GMT -5
So, you take a shit, don't wash your hands, and then touch everything in your house- items in the fridge, toys your kids will likely put in their mouths.... I am seriously going to vomit.