You guys. This place is a snoozefest.

[gozf]

Entertain me. Tell me something shocking and terrible. Tell me something awesome. Tell me off.

But can we please get this thing moving???

[jojoandleo]

So, this one time, I was WASTED and went to aforementioned JM-type guy (LOL). Well, we were doing it, and I accidentally peed a little. He thought I "squirted" and orgasmed. I figured I'd just let him think that rather than admit I peed on him.

[missbetty1]

You want me to post more gifs! ::say yes pretty pretty please::

[Deleted]

I know, TIP is the same. ENTERTAINMENT. STAT.

[gozf]

Dec 7, 2012 15:33:57 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

So, this one time, I was WASTED and went to aforementioned JM-type guy (LOL). Well, we were doing it, and I accidentally peed a little. He thought I "squirted" and orgasmed. I figured I'd just let him think that rather than admit I peed on him.

:Y: :Y: :Y: :Y: :Y:

[gozf]

MCC, congrats on your fucking, and I can't see your link.

Yes, I want gifs.

I want whatever anyone feels like throwing at me!

[gozf]

Dec 7, 2012 15:35:18 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:33:57 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

So, this one time, I was WASTED and went to aforementioned JM-type guy (LOL). Well, we were doing it, and I accidentally peed a little. He thought I "squirted" and orgasmed. I figured I'd just let him think that rather than admit I peed on him.

I want to be a squirter. I have on occasion. More like a flood than a squirt. I realize this is odd to want to do.

I'm one of these. You're welcome.

[missbetty1]

Confession: I'm a squirter And this is totally new for me I've never ever ever done this before Mars and I still can't get use to it..it causes me a little anxiety

[jojoandleo]

Hmmm, OH! I got drunk once and had a one night stand with this guy (who continued to call me with NO RETURN CONTACT for a YEAR after that) and when i woke up the next morning, there were SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!! The dude had PET TARANTULAS! It was my worst nightmare. I HATE spiders. I got the fuck out of there ASAP. He called me and I said I have severe arachnophobia and it was a no go and he said "oh, we can cure you of that. I'll introduce you to my babies." HELL NO!!!!!!

[gozf]

I love the sweater leggings! with what are you wearing them? I might need some.

[missbetty1]

Dec 7, 2012 15:35:18 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:33:57 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

So, this one time, I was WASTED and went to aforementioned JM-type guy (LOL). Well, we were doing it, and I accidentally peed a little. He thought I "squirted" and orgasmed. I figured I'd just let him think that rather than admit I peed on him.

I want to be a squirter. I have on occasion. More like a flood than a squirt. I realize this is odd to want to do.

The first time it happend it was alot I freaked the f*ck out and I jumped up and ran into his shower because I thought I peed on myself

[dakotadangerdog]

Dec 7, 2012 15:35:18 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:33:57 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

So, this one time, I was WASTED and went to aforementioned JM-type guy (LOL). Well, we were doing it, and I accidentally peed a little. He thought I "squirted" and orgasmed. I figured I'd just let him think that rather than admit I peed on him.

I want to be a squirter. I have on occasion. More like a flood than a squirt. I realize this is odd to want to do.

I am SO self concious of the fact that I squirt on occasion. Like, it takes me months to let myself orgasm with new guys because I'm so scared I'll do it.

[missbetty1]

Do you agree that this will be shakester in a few months if she goes through with the wedding

[jojoandleo]

Dec 7, 2012 15:35:18 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:33:57 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

So, this one time, I was WASTED and went to aforementioned JM-type guy (LOL). Well, we were doing it, and I accidentally peed a little. He thought I "squirted" and orgasmed. I figured I'd just let him think that rather than admit I peed on him.

I want to be a squirter. I have on occasion. More like a flood than a squirt. I realize this is odd to want to do.

I used to be a "gusher" but BC put an end to that. Hopefully my self-lubrication will come back MORE now that I have an IUD. (it already is coming back, but not like I used to be).

Ummmm, My mind is on sex for some reason. Maybe because I am ME. But, I once hooked up with this guy (we dated for a bit) and turned out, HE LIVED WITH HIS PARENTS!!! I came out the next morning to HIS MOTHER!!!!!!!! She offered me coffee. SUPPOSEDLY after I left she told him, "Congrats, she is cute!" Either she was used to him bringing sluts home, or she is just a cool mom.

[gozf]

Dec 7, 2012 15:41:55 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:35:18 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

I want to be a squirter. I have on occasion. More like a flood than a squirt. I realize this is odd to want to do.

I am SO self concious of the fact that I squirt on occasion. Like, it takes me months to let myself orgasm with new guys because I'm so scared I'll do it.

You're crazy. Dudes think it's really hot. Trust and believe.

[missbetty1]

Dec 7, 2012 15:37:57 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:36:42 GMT -5 gozf said:

I'm one of these. You're welcome.

Good news is the wet spots don't stain like I thought they might! Fixed the link.

You're right there is no odor or stain afterwards...weird

[marigoldgirl]

I hate the word squirter. I am more of a gusher. I really dislike it sometimes. But yes no spots on the sheets afterword. Just really wet, then they dry.

[jm5855]

Dec 7, 2012 15:30:20 GMT -5 gozf said:

Entertain me. Tell me something shocking and terrible. Tell me something awesome. Tell me off.

But can we please get this thing moving???

I have elected for the 3rd option. Go fuck yourself GOZF!

[gozf]

Dec 7, 2012 15:45:24 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:30:20 GMT -5 gozf said:

Entertain me. Tell me something shocking and terrible. Tell me something awesome. Tell me off.

But can we please get this thing moving???

I have elected for the 3rd option. Go fuck yourself GOZF!

Put on the Ministry for me.

[turtle1120]

I'm going to do the online dating thing again, but I can't decide if I should do OKC or POF. I've done Match in the past and didn't have any more luck than with unpaid sites. Any advice?

[missbetty1]

Dec 7, 2012 15:43:22 GMT -5 gozf said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:41:55 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

I am SO self concious of the fact that I squirt on occasion. Like, it takes me months to let myself orgasm with new guys because I'm so scared I'll do it.

You're crazy. Dudes think it's really hot. Trust and believe.

Yeah Mars has no complaints...the only comment he makes is why can't I cum in your mouth, you cum in mine

[dakotadangerdog]

Dec 7, 2012 15:43:22 GMT -5 gozf said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:41:55 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

I am SO self concious of the fact that I squirt on occasion. Like, it takes me months to let myself orgasm with new guys because I'm so scared I'll do it.

You're crazy. Dudes think it's really hot. Trust and believe.

I have known guys who have said they didn't like it, THUS the self conciousness. Yep, just cuz I know one guy who said it, I am worried every time that the guy I'm with is one of those weirdos who doesn't like it.

[marigoldgirl]

Sometimes I look at Craiglist Causal Encounters to see all the weird penises out there. Some of these men should not be showing pictures of their goods.

[jojoandleo]

Dec 7, 2012 15:47:15 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:43:22 GMT -5 gozf said:

You're crazy. Dudes think it's really hot. Trust and believe.

I have known guys who have said they didn't like it, THUS the self conciousness. Yep, just cuz I know one guy who said it, I am worried every time that the guy I'm with is one of those weirdos who doesn't like it.

this could be a good way of weeding out the weak from the strong. You don't like my awww skeet skeet skeet, then get the fuck out.

[Deleted]

I've been crazy horny lately. I think this is leading me to be a little bit more umm physical with the new dude then I usually am. But seriously I cannot stop thinking about last night.

[jojoandleo]

Dec 7, 2012 15:47:43 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:46:58 GMT -5 @missbetty1 said:

Yeah Mars has no complaints...the only comment he makes is why can't I come in your mouth, you come in mine

Why don't you let him? I agree with him on this.

I don't. I think it is a personal thing and I give him the side eye for pressuring her. I PERSONALLY swallow, I mean, less mess and I get my protein, but I would be LIVID if I said no and H was all "guilt trip" about it.

[gozf]

Craigslist is my favorite thing!

[missbetty1]

Dec 7, 2012 15:47:43 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Dec 7, 2012 15:46:58 GMT -5 @missbetty1 said:

Yeah Mars has no complaints...the only comment he makes is why can't I come in your mouth, you come in mine

Why don't you let him? I agree with him on this.

I just can't I think I'll literally +o( does this make me vanilla?

[jojoandleo]

Dec 7, 2012 15:50:18 GMT -5 gozf said:

Craigslist is my favorite thing!

I REALLY want someone to write a missed connections about me. Alas, so far, no luck. If ONLY I could be the "hoodrat" "hittin' (dude) up at the walmart check out"

[gozf]

I have had TWO missed connections written about me. I was really weirded out. I hope it was my friend, messing with me.