Lets talk some more about swinging. Lol. Does everyone hang around afterwards or do you get dressed and leave? What if one couple finishes before the other? What do the other 2 do while they're waiting?
OH GOD, the awkwardness. I might die if I hear about it. But also I want to hear about it immediately. No I don't. (Yes, I do.)
Lets talk some more about swinging. Lol. Does everyone hang around afterwards or do you get dressed and leave? What if one couple finishes before the other? What do the other 2 do while they're waiting?
Lets talk some more about swinging. Lol. Does everyone hang around afterwards or do you get dressed and leave? What if one couple finishes before the other? What do the other 2 do while they're waiting?
OH GOD, the awkwardness. I might die if I hear about it. But also I want to hear about it immediately. No I don't. (Yes, I do.)
I have off board drama. About my sister. Because I enjoy making every thread about me.
She apparently owes Peanut's school $550 in back tuition and she called me for help. I told her I could give her $100 and to consider it a Christmas present.
Also? I found out that she is looking for jobs "in the 19/20 dollar an hour range." LOLOLOLOL NO. No. You are like....three and a half months behind on Peanut's tuition, lady, you had better get what you can get while the gettin's good. Twenty goddamn dollars an hour. GO SAT DOWN.
I think your sister and my cousin are the same person. Except my cousin won't look for a job at all because having a kid and working is just too hard.
Lets talk some more about swinging. Lol. Does everyone hang around afterwards or do you get dressed and leave? What if one couple finishes before the other? What do the other 2 do while they're waiting?
Duh, they watch college football.
Actually, she's right.
This is one of those times where it's advantageous to have a tv in the bedroom.
This is one of those times where it's advantageous to have a tv in the bedroom.
So did you just hangout in bed watching? For some reason I pictured you guys all getting dressed and going into the living room, having some wine and maybe some popcorn.
lol
When finished, we may lounge around and watch, or get dressed and get another drink and snacks. Whatever strikes us at the moment. It also depends on the other couple's rules/comfort level (as the whether we would leave them alone or stay with them)
OH GOD, the awkwardness. I might die if I hear about it. But also I want to hear about it immediately. No I don't. (Yes, I do.)
Yessss the awkwardness is what I want to hear about! One minute you're having a grand old time and the next youre making small talk waiting for your H to finish banging a chick.
There have been times when I feel like Regina George's mom in those situations.
I'm done, dressed and start checking in on everyone else to see if they need extra condoms, lube, drinks...
There have been times when I feel like Regina George's mom in those situations.
I'm done, dressed and start checking in on everyone else to see if they need extra condoms, lube, drinks...
So you literally pop your head in the room where your H is fucking someone else and ask if he needs more lube?
Also, I have to ask. I (obviously) knew you and H had been swingers in the past, but posts of yours had given me the impression that that was in the past, mostly because you were no longer comfortable with it. What changed?
H and I are same room swingers. It's something that we like to do together, not separate. Different people have different preferences.
But, we've hosted a few parties and, in those cases I'll go in and see if people need anything.
We went on hiatus for close to a year when we started having some problems and were in counseling. As
ok, so i guess we don't need to talk about susie from MM trying to return a 5 year old coat b/c it's no longer in perfect condition. i thought it was fascinating, but it's not swinger talk. carry on.
So all of this talk about swingers just reminded me... I have this close friend from college (she was my maid of honor) who now has this super-reputable and kinda public job, who used to go and have sex with this other guy (who's now a pastor), in the college dining room at night. On the professors' table. With a bunch of other couples. Oh, and one of the other guys is now a prominent Canadian politician.
She said it wasn't group sex, just sex in the same place. When you were done, you would get up and leave. Sounds klassy, right?
I should totally send them all a FB message about it.
Also, why was this not a much bigger deal when we were all in college 20 years ago?
ok, so i guess we don't need to talk about susie from MM trying to return a 5 year old coat b/c it's no longer in perfect condition. i thought it was fascinating, but it's not swinger talk. carry on.
The way this board responds to kink always makes me really giggly. It's all poop talk and openness and hemorrhoids and then someone expresses a kink. It's always such a rapid change of tone and makes me think of like...old ladies being flabbergasted by instant messaging or something. You guys know people do this stuff!
So you literally pop your head in the room where your H is fucking someone else and ask if he needs more lube?
Also, I have to ask. I (obviously) knew you and H had been swingers in the past, but posts of yours had given me the impression that that was in the past, mostly because you were no longer comfortable with it. What changed?
H and I are same room swingers. It's something that we like to do together, not separate. Different people have different preferences.
But, we've hosted a few parties and, in those cases I'll go in and see if people need anything.
We went on hiatus for close to a year when we started having some problems and were in counseling. As
Do you ever finish before every one and after awhile are like, "Okay, now. You guys need to finish up this rodeo. "
luckyval Do any of your irl friends or family know?
Most of our friends are either swingers or know that we're swingers. We were at our swinger friends' house on Sunday for their son's 2nd birthday party.
H's sisters know we're swingers. Beyond that, we don't usually talk about our sex life with family.
ok, so i guess we don't need to talk about susie from MM trying to return a 5 year old coat b/c it's no longer in perfect condition. i thought it was fascinating, but it's not swinger talk. carry on.
God, thank you, what is this "premium for LL Bean" stuff? Are their clothes seriously expected to last a lifetime?
The way this board responds to kink always makes me really giggly. It's all poop talk and openness and hemorrhoids and then someone expresses a kink. It's always such a rapid change of tone and makes me think of like...old ladies being flabbergasted by instant messaging or something. You guys know people do this stuff!
The way this board responds to kink always makes me really giggly. It's all poop talk and openness and hemorrhoids and then someone expresses a kink. It's always such a rapid change of tone and makes me think of like...old ladies being flabbergasted by instant messaging or something. You guys know people do this stuff!
I would feel awkward if someone wanted to talk to me about their hemorrhoids too. And a fascination with the logistics/aftermath of something doesn't mean I'm judging it. You just don't see the lube dispersal, or silent tv watching in porn, ok?
The way this board responds to kink always makes me really giggly. It's all poop talk and openness and hemorrhoids and then someone expresses a kink. It's always such a rapid change of tone and makes me think of like...old ladies being flabbergasted by instant messaging or something. You guys know people do this stuff!
I would feel awkward if someone wanted to talk to me about their hemorrhoids too. And a fascination with the logistics/aftermath of something doesn't mean I'm judging it. You just don't see the lube dispersal, or silent tv watching in porn, ok?
Will you go back to posting more often if there is no longer hemorrhoid discussion?
I always assume ML isn't judging it. There usually isn't much sex life judging around here, which is nice.