An ex-friend and her H were swingers and she said this exact same thing. She said she was usually attracted to the wife, but not the H. I think they met every swinger couple with a website in our area and only found one couple that they were compatible with.
Admit it.
She is an ex-friend because you wouldn't swing?
Admit it!!
LOL! Oh, she propositioned both us as a couple and just me. Nope, sorry! We don't swing that way. She's a hot mess, though. We are no longer friends for many reasons.
Listen, I know this isn't a real sleepover, but I also worry more about natural aromas. I am always worried that although one cleans oneself, you could get with someone who has dick fromage or a lady who is more fragrant. Or, is anyone farty like me? Even after a toilet paper and water bath a little fart could linger in my bush. You could wind up as The Attractive Woman Who Smelled Like Hormel.
Listen, I know this isn't a real sleepover, but I also worry more about natural aromas. I am always worried that although one cleans oneself, you could get with someone who has dick fromage or a lady who is more fragrant. Or, is anyone farty like me? Even after a toilet paper and water bath a little fart could linger in my bush. You could wind up as The Attractive Woman Who Smelled Like Hormel.
Listen, I know this isn't a real sleepover, but I also worry more about natural aromas. I am always worried that although one cleans oneself, you could get with someone who has dick fromage or a lady who is more fragrant. Or, is anyone farty like me? Even after a toilet paper and water bath a little fart could linger in my bush. You could wind up as The Attractive Woman Who Smelled Like Hormel.
Listen, I know this isn't a real sleepover, but I also worry more about natural aromas. I am always worried that although one cleans oneself, you could get with someone who has dick fromage or a lady who is more fragrant. Or, is anyone farty like me? Even after a toilet paper and water bath a little fart could linger in my bush. You could wind up as The Attractive Woman Who Smelled Like Hormel.
I'm not even 100% sure what I'm reading here but I'm dying Scotty. Dying!!
Listen, I know this isn't a real sleepover, but I also worry more about natural aromas. I am always worried that although one cleans oneself, you could get with someone who has dick fromage or a lady who is more fragrant. Or, is anyone farty like me? Even after a toilet paper and water bath a little fart could linger in my bush. You could wind up as The Attractive Woman Who Smelled Like Hormel.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
i have some actual board drama/news but i am reluctant/afraid to post it. i want to tell you guys but my divorce is still not yet final and so, since my stbxh still probably reads my posts i cannot.
i have some actual board drama/news but i am reluctant/afraid to post it. i want to tell you guys but my divorce is still not yet final and so, since my stbxh still probably reads my posts i cannot.
Listen, I know this isn't a real sleepover, but I also worry more about natural aromas. I am always worried that although one cleans oneself, you could get with someone who has dick fromage or a lady who is more fragrant. Or, is anyone farty like me? Even after a toilet paper and water bath a little fart could linger in my bush. You could wind up as The Attractive Woman Who Smelled Like Hormel.
Once upon a time, my friend K and her husband took some friends of theirs and their across the street neighbors out on their boat. And the other two couples started hooking up in front of them. And it continued very aggressively in the car on the way home. I still can't look at the neighbors' house without feeling ashamed for them.
Listen, I know this isn't a real sleepover, but I also worry more about natural aromas. I am always worried that although one cleans oneself, you could get with someone who has dick fromage or a lady who is more fragrant. Or, is anyone farty like me? Even after a toilet paper and water bath a little fart could linger in my bush. You could wind up as The Attractive Woman Who Smelled Like Hormel.
Best post ever.
Val, I think you're awesome for being so open and answering everyone's questions!
I was at a party recently and this girl was hitting on me like crazy. H was amused and egging her on. I'll admit I considered for a moment what our life might be like as swingers. It was kind of fun to think about, to be honest. There's just no way it would work for us in real life, though. We would both be too jealous.
Post by noodleskooze on Dec 9, 2013 20:52:12 GMT -5
Ok, so DS is 5 months old. We've had sex to completion exactly once since he was born (about 4 months pp). I'm on the pill but have taken it a few hours late a few times (hello, I have a time-sucking baby). We never used condoms before, so we forgot to use one this time. Based on my pill pack, I should have gotten my period today, maybe tomorrow. I usually at least cramp for the two days before. Nada so far.
Ok, so DS is 5 months old. We've had sex to completion exactly once since he was born (about 4 months pp). I'm on the pill but have taken it a few hours late a few times (hello, I have a time-sucking baby). We never used condoms before, so we forgot to use one this time. Based on my pill pack, I should have gotten my period today, maybe tomorrow. I usually at least cramp for the two days before. Nada so far.