I would feel awkward if someone wanted to talk to me about their hemorrhoids too. And a fascination with the logistics/aftermath of something doesn't mean I'm judging it. You just don't see the lube dispersal, or silent tv watching in porn, ok?
Will you go back to posting more often if there is no longer hemorrhoid discussion?
No, because I'm really popular and busy and have all kinds of cool things to do. It's not because I sleep all day and play video games.
These are reserved for weekends when he's with the grandparents.
What would happen if, like....your mom called you at 9:30 saying she was on the way back to your house because your kid was sick? Or just that you need to come get him?
I mean obviously you'd tell people to clear out but....awkward.
Oh, no doubt!
We've had our share of awkward moments. But we've never really had a worlds colliding moment.
so, if ll bean will replace it, then i say good on you for getting a free coat out of the situation. but the amount of gall that one must have to even initiate that conversation with the retailer is just off the charts.
Well, I agree and it would never in a million years occur to me to return a 5 year old coat, but a lot of people specifically choose to shop at LL Bean because of this return policy, so I'm sure the sales associates are not at all surprised by these kind of returns. I know their policy is a huge reason their backpacks are so popular.
I learn something new on here everyday, lol. We have real life friends that are swingers. I am always apprehensive about going to their new years eve parties...
I learn something new on here everyday, lol. We have real life friends that are swingers. I am always apprehensive about going to their new years eve parties...
I guess for me it would depend on where you are and how long it lasts. $229 for a good coat here in the Cities that lasts you 5 years? Probably a good deal since you're going to be wearing it AT LEAST 5 months out of the year every day.
In, say...Texas and it lasts you two years? Probably not a great deal because you're not going to wear it that much and still didn't get a lot of wear out of it.
I've had the same coat since high school and I'm pretty sure it only cost like $150. One of the perks of Texas I guess.
I end up needing to replace wool coats every other year, on average. Most of mine have been JCrew, so in the $300 range? I don't really expect wool coats to last longer. I don't own multiple wool coats like I know many people do - just one wool and one down - so mine go through a lot of wear and tear.
All I keep thinking about is how good looking everyone must be in that circle of swingers. I can't think of a single one of H's friends I want to do and I'm sure he doesn't find any of my friends attractive. What if H wanted to bone a hot girl, but her H is ugly. I don't want to screw an ugly guy.
So this whole group must be model material and they're all deliciously fuckable?
The main thing that gets me with the swinging = fluids. I want to see that herp test framed before I'll let foreign bony balogna bang around in my cornhole. I used to be so free until I got all old and boring.
I have no drama to contribute, but I keep rereading this and fucking dying. I'm telling H tonight, his peen's new nickname is bony bologna.
The main thing that gets me with the swinging = fluids. I want to see that herp test framed before I'll let foreign bony balogna bang around in my cornhole. I used to be so free until I got all old and boring.
I agree with this sentiment, but the wording, LOL.
The main thing that gets me with the swinging = fluids. I want to see that herp test framed before I'll let foreign bony balogna bang around in my cornhole. I used to be so free until I got all old and boring.
I agree with this sentiment, but the wording, LOL.
I have never met anyone so could word sex descriptions so elegantly. I STILL laugh when I think about our conversation about ringing the H's b-hole and him acting like he got set on fire.
Which makes it even more fun to do now. My H hates Scotty.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
All I keep thinking about is how good looking everyone must be in that circle of swingers. I can't think of a single one of H's friends I want to do and I'm sure he doesn't find any of my friends attractive. What if H wanted to bone a hot girl, but her H is ugly. I don't want to screw an ugly guy.
So this whole group must be model material and they're all deliciously fuckable?
omg!! imagine finding out that the other girl's h "took one for the team" because she wanted to bang your husband but he wasn't into you?!!!
I mean honestly, the chances of finding a guy attractive is slim. The chances of that guy having a hot wife too? Super slim. Now having an entire clan of hot couples? I don't believe it.
Enough people return their five-year-old coats because of normal wear and tear, and eventually LL Bean will not be able to offer this policy anymore.
Totally agree here.
Also, I'm from MN and when I was pregnant (second and last trimesters during the winter) my liner ripped in my winter coat because I had gotten more rounded out during pregnancy. Is the MM poster wanting a refund/new coat after 5 years pretty sure she hasn't gained a few or somehow otherwise compromised the lining herself?
I think $229 is expensive for a coat (it is to me) but if I got 5 years out of a $229 coat and just the lining was ripped I would consider that a good deal (and would then ask my MIL or a tailor if they could fix the lining for me).
I would be okay tossing a "broken" $229 coat after 5 years.
The main thing that gets me with the swinging = fluids. I want to see that herp test framed before I'll let foreign bony balogna bang around in my cornhole. I used to be so free until I got all old and boring.
You have a way with words. I read this 10 minutes ago and I'm still laughing.
The main thing that gets me with the swinging = fluids. I want to see that herp test framed before I'll let foreign bony balogna bang around in my cornhole. I used to be so free until I got all old and boring.
The main thing that gets me with the swinging = fluids. I want to see that herp test framed before I'll let foreign bony balogna bang around in my cornhole. I used to be so free until I got all old and boring.
You have a way with words. I read this 10 minutes ago and I'm still laughing.
I specifically remember scotty once talking about "riding the balonga pony". scotty, you clearly need to write a smutty romance novel. I'd read the SHIT out of that.
You have a way with words. I read this 10 minutes ago and I'm still laughing.
I specifically remember scotty once talking about "riding the balonga pony". scotty, you clearly need to write a smutty romance novel. I'd read the SHIT out of that.
I would read the SHIT out of this. I would really enjoy reading smut that also makes me laugh my ass off in a non-ironic way, and I bet scotty would be an excellent writer.
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"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
All I keep thinking about is how good looking everyone must be in that circle of swingers. I can't think of a single one of H's friends I want to do and I'm sure he doesn't find any of my friends attractive. What if H wanted to bone a hot girl, but her H is ugly. I don't want to screw an ugly guy.
So this whole group must be model material and they're all deliciously fuckable?
There is literally ONE friend of H's I would fuck, and only if he didn't talk the whole time.
This is what I get. I ask for drama and I get some of my very own. I'm getting the shit bugged out of me for some work stuff. I told them I wasn't comfortable with this assignment from the get go damnit!!
ok, yes, so the coat was $229. and she is actually surprised that the liner has ripped, 5 years into owning it. i am amazed by this. i think a $229 coat lasting two seasons is pretty good and would never expect 5 seasons. for $229.
so, if ll bean will replace it, then i say good on you for getting a free coat out of the situation. but the amount of gall that one must have to even initiate that conversation with the retailer is just off the charts.
and finally, i feel sorry for her kids. if she has any. if they have to be subjected to this type of cheapness and ridiculousness. you do this online? fine ok. you drag your kids into the store and do this in public, then i feel sorry for them. how humiliating.
Meh. It's LL Bean. They put that policy out there so I don't think it's a big deal if people expect the to honor it. If she was trying to pull this on just about any other store than I would judge.
I am fascinated by swinging its awesome that luckyval is brave enough to share.
I can think of a few of H's friends I find attractive. I can also think of more than a few of my friend's SOs who i find attractive. Maybe i have low standards? Or hot friends? Or I am just an imagination slut.