"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I specifically remember scotty once talking about "riding the balonga pony". scotty, you clearly need to write a smutty romance novel. I'd read the SHIT out of that.
Pantsparty glanced lazily at the Fage yogurt smeared across Julio's swollen purple giblets. His junk looked like an ambrosia salad in the Springtime of Pantsparty's Easter voodoo.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I want a new 229.00 coat. I want it to last foreeeeeevvveeerrrrrr
I would bang lots of people but exactly 0 of them are DHs friends. Can I just be a solo swinger? DH would bang anyone with a vagina except Lena Dunham.
Catbus & Havarti are awesome names for cats.
I had a SS nightmare last night. I got up at 3:00am to find my tracking #.
All I keep thinking about is how good looking everyone must be in that circle of swingers. I can't think of a single one of H's friends I want to do and I'm sure he doesn't find any of my friends attractive. What if H wanted to bone a hot girl, but her H is ugly. I don't want to screw an ugly guy.
So this whole group must be model material and they're all deliciously fuckable?
omg!! imagine finding out that the other girl's h "took one for the team" because she wanted to bang your husband but he wasn't into you?!!!
Who remembers the car key party scene in the ice storm!??
Post by sparkythelawyer on Dec 9, 2013 17:53:41 GMT -5
I seriously doubt I have bought a coat in the last five years. And my coats have survived Chicago winters. And if I drop $229 on it, the damn thing better last numerous years. BUT, I would never return anything I had owned and worn for five years. Weird.
The main thing that gets me with the swinging = fluids. I want to see that herp test framed before I'll let foreign bony balogna bang around in my cornhole. I used to be so free until I got all old and boring.
This is me too. I'm opposed only for sanitation reasons. For all my past sluttery, there was still some degree of mystery about the male body for me. Now that I'm intimately familiar with the comings and goings (and goings and goings) of the male butthole, I'm not the least bit interested in getting up on another one.
I'm crying uncle on the bare assery. I've seen my last pair of nude dude cheeks for awhile.
I specifically remember scotty once talking about "riding the balonga pony". scotty, you clearly need to write a smutty romance novel. I'd read the SHIT out of that.
Pantsparty glanced lazily at the Fage yogurt smeared across Julio's swollen purple giblets. His junk looked like an ambrosia salad in the Springtime of Pantsparty's Easter voodoo.
I see what you did there and I like it!
I quoted Me and A Gun recently in a post and all these young whipper snappers were all "huh?"
What would happen if, like....your mom called you at 9:30 saying she was on the way back to your house because your kid was sick? Or just that you need to come get him?
I mean obviously you'd tell people to clear out but....awkward.
Oh, no doubt!
We've had our share of awkward moments. But we've never really had a worlds colliding moment.
I totally want to hear about these awkward moments!,
We were naked and hanging out with friends. The guy pulls out this cream that came as a free sample. It was supposed to stimulate him.
So I started rubbing it on him and he slapped my hand away screaming, "it buuuuuuurns!!!"
Not a sexy moment.
Your right, that's not very sexy!
So when you play with friends, so you do it all over the house or just in the bedroom? Also, is it just you guys and another couple or is it a whole group thing? Sorry for the questions, but I'm so curious about swinging!
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
We were naked and hanging out with friends. The guy pulls out this cream that came as a free sample. It was supposed to stimulate him.
So I started rubbing it on him and he slapped my hand away screaming, "it buuuuuuurns!!!"
Not a sexy moment.
Your right, that's not very sexy!
So when you play with friends, so you do it all over the house or just in the bedroom? Also, is it just you guys and another couple or is it a whole group thing? Sorry for the questions, but I'm so curious about swinging!
We play wherever but the bedroom is more convenient.
Things tend to work better in small groups. It seems like in big groups we never get around to it. We just stand in the kitchen chatting.
All I keep thinking about is how good looking everyone must be in that circle of swingers. I can't think of a single one of H's friends I want to do and I'm sure he doesn't find any of my friends attractive. What if H wanted to bone a hot girl, but her H is ugly. I don't want to screw an ugly guy.
So this whole group must be model material and they're all deliciously fuckable?
All I keep thinking about is how good looking everyone must be in that circle of swingers. I can't think of a single one of H's friends I want to do and I'm sure he doesn't find any of my friends attractive. What if H wanted to bone a hot girl, but her H is ugly. I don't want to screw an ugly guy.
So this whole group must be model material and they're all deliciously fuckable?
This is a very good point.
what if there's just one sad fat guy left all alonsies in the corner oh god
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
So when you play with friends, so you do it all over the house or just in the bedroom? Also, is it just you guys and another couple or is it a whole group thing? Sorry for the questions, but I'm so curious about swinging!
We play wherever but the bedroom is more convenient.
Things tend to work better in small groups. It seems like in big groups we never get around to it. We just stand in the kitchen chatting.
The he's hot/she's not thing (and vice versa) is a problem. And one we've run in to a lot.
An ex-friend and her H were swingers and she said this exact same thing. She said she was usually attracted to the wife, but not the H. I think they met every swinger couple on a website in our area and only found one couple that they were compatible with.
The he's hot/she's not thing (and vice versa) is a problem. And one we've run in to a lot.
An ex-friend and her H were swingers and she said this exact same thing. She said she was usually attracted to the wife, but not the H. I think they met every swinger couple with a website in our area and only found one couple that they were compatible with.