We need some board drama

[noodleskooze]

Dec 9, 2013 21:01:02 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

If you aren't on the mini-pill, I wouldn't worry yet. I also don't think this is flameful. You were preventing pregnancy. When I was on the pill, I didn't always take it at the same time every day.

I sure hope you're right. I mean, we'd keep it if I am pregnant, but boy...it would take a lot of adjusting!

[eddy]

If it isn't the mini pill then your odds are pretty good.

[noodleskooze]

Laz, we never do! I'm already no into sex...I'm pretty sure fumbling with a condom would kill any semblance of a mood. Worst excuse ever, I know. But yeah, you're right.

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Dec 9, 2013 21:03:26 GMT -5 noodleskooze said:

Laz, we never do! I'm already no into sex...I'm pretty sure fumbling with a condom would kill any semblance of a mood. Worst excuse ever, I know. But yeah, you're right.

I hate condoms too.

I hate 2 under 2 more.

We double it up here until sex doesn't scare me. Usually that's when the youngest is at least 1 1/2. Lol.

[noodleskooze]

I actually teach two girls that are 15 months apart/one grade apart. I am so tempted to ask their mom wth those first few years were like. Lol

[elleblue]

Dec 9, 2013 20:04:19 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Once upon a time, my friend K and her husband took some friends of theirs and their across the street neighbors out on their boat. And the other two couples started hooking up in front of them. And it continued very aggressively in the car on the way home. I still can't look at the neighbors' house without feeling ashamed for them.

Lol oh no! Talk about feeling like a third wheel. 

[elleblue]

Dec 9, 2013 20:58:32 GMT -5 noodleskooze said:

Are you on the mini pill? [/quote]

No, ortho tri cyclen.[/quote]

That crap made me a raving hosebeast - three distinct personalities, I kid you not. 


*lol @ auto correct which tried to make it raging houseboat. That would have been infinitely better. 

[Booze Raccoon]

Dec 9, 2013 18:57:35 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Listen, I know this isn't a real sleepover, but I also worry more about natural aromas. I am always worried that although one cleans oneself, you could get with someone who has dick fromage or a lady who is more fragrant. Or, is anyone farty like me? Even after a toilet paper and water bath a little fart could linger in my bush. You could wind up as The Attractive Woman Who Smelled Like Hormel.

Stop it right now.  I'm going to have to call 911 for resuscitation.