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[pixy0stix]

[FloFTW]

Creamstick.

[pixy0stix]

For those that can't see the poll, the choices are: Long John, Filled Long John, Eclair, and I have no idea.

[pixy0stix]

Mar 4, 2014 12:56:08 GMT -5 FloFTW said:

Creamstick.

Fail, this wasn't a choice.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Long John!

[FloFTW]

Mar 4, 2014 12:56:55 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Mar 4, 2014 12:56:08 GMT -5 FloFTW said:

Creamstick.

Fail, this wasn't a choice.

But I couldn't pick "I don't know" !

[mominatrix]

Creamstick?? Long John??





the only answer is the one that's not filthy

[josieposy]

Eclair

ETA: as a kid they were Long Johns. As an adult I call them eclairs.

[pixy0stix]

Mar 4, 2014 12:59:04 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

the only correct answer is creme filled long john. which are disgusting, BTW.

you always want the pudding or creme anglaise filling. NOT the whipped cream/baviarian cream. YUCK

At least I know you won't be stealing my donuts.

[doxies]

It looks delicious. I've never heard of a long john, but I thought an eclaire needed the boston cream pie filling (custard), not white cream.

[FloFTW]

Long Johns

Filled Long Johns

[jlt19]

Heaven? Long Johns and Bavarian cream donuts are my two favs. To have them morphed into one is like a dream come true. I have never seen one before.

[lasagnasshole]

If it's a donut, it's a filled long john.

Eclairs look the same, but they are a more delicate pastry filled with pastry cream.

Julia Child and Jacques Pepin would NOT call a long, filled American donut an eclair. Good god people.

DO NOT MAKE ME CHANGE MY NAME AGAIN!

[Deleted]

Mar 4, 2014 12:56:08 GMT -5 FloFTW said:

Creamstick.

Oh I got your creamstick

[eclaires]

That is a long john! I thought all long johns were filled with cream (and lol @ how dirty that sounds). Eclairs look much different, you ignorant peasants!

That is very obviously a donut, which makes it a long john. Eclairs are a different type of pastry.

[pixy0stix]

Mar 4, 2014 13:02:36 GMT -5 jlt19 said:

Heaven? Long Johns and Bavarian cream donuts are my two favs. To have them morphed into one is like a dream come true. I have never seen one before.

I weep for you. The local donut shop calls them "fluff filled." I get one every once in a while because it takes a couple of months for the sugar shock to wear off.

[eclaires]

Mar 4, 2014 13:02:50 GMT -5 lasagnasshole said:

If it's a donut, it's a filled long john.

Eclairs look the same, but they are a more delicate pastry filled with pastry cream.

Julia Child and Jacques Pepin would NOT call a long, filled American donut an eclair. Good god people.

DO NOT MAKE ME CHANGE MY NAME AGAIN!

IGNORANT PEASANTS, I TELL YOU.

[pixy0stix]

Mar 4, 2014 13:02:50 GMT -5 lasagnasshole said:

If it's a donut, it's a filled long john.

Eclairs look the same, but they are a more delicate pastry filled with pastry cream.

Julia Child and Jacques Pepin would NOT call a long, filled American donut an eclair. Good god people.

DO NOT MAKE ME CHANGE MY NAME AGAIN!

angrylongjohn?

[mominatrix]

on a related question:



what is a cruller?


a. 



b. 

[cc]

Eclaire

Long Johns are underwear

[Velar Fricative]

Eclair. Not to be confused with eclaires.

[eclaires]

Mar 4, 2014 13:05:28 GMT -5 mominatrix said:

on a related question:



what is a cruller?


a. 



b. 

B OBVIOUSLY.

[Velar Fricative]

mominatrix - B.

[lasagnasshole]

Mar 4, 2014 13:04:30 GMT -5 eclaires said:

That is a long john! I thought all long johns were filled with cream (and lol @ how dirty that sounds). Eclairs look much different, you ignorant peasants!

That is very obviously a donut, which makes it a long john. Eclairs are a different type of pastry.

I prefer mine not filled. I do not like filled donuts. There is always too much filling and I just don't like it.

I prefer simplicity in my donuts.

Dammit people. Now I want a donut!

[pixy0stix]

Mar 4, 2014 13:05:28 GMT -5 mominatrix said:

on a related question:



what is a cruller?


a. 



b. 

B

Fuck, I shouldn't have started this thread, now I want all the donuts.

[tacokick]

Mar 4, 2014 13:05:28 GMT -5 mominatrix said:

on a related question:



what is a cruller?


a. 



b. 

B.
A is a twist

[eclaires]

Mar 4, 2014 13:06:18 GMT -5 lasagnasshole said:

Mar 4, 2014 13:04:30 GMT -5 eclaires said:

That is a long john! I thought all long johns were filled with cream (and lol @ how dirty that sounds). Eclairs look much different, you ignorant peasants!

That is very obviously a donut, which makes it a long john. Eclairs are a different type of pastry.

I prefer mine not filled. I do not like filled donuts. There is always too much filling and I just don't like it.

I prefer simplicity in my donuts.

Dammit people. Now I want a donut!

I always want donuts.  I like them filled or not filled.  I am not picky.  PUT THE DONUTS IN MY MOUTH.

[lasagnasshole]

Mar 4, 2014 13:05:49 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Eclair. Not to be confused with eclaires.

NO, YOU IGNORANT PEASANT.

Thank you, eclaires, for adding to my shouting arsenal.

[Velar Fricative]

Mar 4, 2014 13:07:08 GMT -5 lasagnasshole said:

Mar 4, 2014 13:05:49 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Eclair. Not to be confused with eclaires.

NO, YOU IGNORANT PEASANT.

Thank you, eclaires, for adding to my shouting arsenal.

But a long john is what FloFTW posted. Long johns are NOT edible.

[eclaires]

I can't believe TWENTY NINE of you think that is an eclair. I had no idea I was hanging around such uncultured swine.

*faints*