In going back through some of these threads I realize either a ton of people have left or they have new names and I have NO idea who they are. I need to start my own spreadsheet.
And I pulled up the James Brown song and lo I see Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter. That's a dirty, dirty old man.
Strokin' is my favorite. I mean seriously!?!
"Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Ooooh - oooh shit Clarence Carter! Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast If my shit ain't tight enough you can stick in my - Wooo - I be strokin'!"
And I pulled up the James Brown song and lo I see Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter. That's a dirty, dirty old man.
Strokin' is my favorite. I mean seriously!?!
"Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Ooooh - oooh shit Clarence Carter! Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast If my shit ain't tight enough you can stick in my - Wooo - I be strokin'!"
That song is too much even for me. I feel like you have to be Chuck Berry or R Kelly to enjoy all that.
Post by Velar Fricative on Dec 3, 2014 8:17:37 GMT -5
I re-read the Sochi opening ceremony thread and it's awesome. I'm sad that Sochi was such a blur because it coincided with DD's worst period of sleep so I slept every chance I got instead of watching the Olympics.
Special shoutout to Knight for correctly predicting in that thread that Putin was going to invade Ukraine.
1. When lovetrains defended rape songs as gobs of fun
2. The thread that started the Megan Heimer spreads misinformation saga when she showed up with her dayum full name and was like "take my stuff down so that no further action need be taken." And then sbp was like "you're not actually a lawyer and your state doesn't recognize that you are a doctor so fuck off." And yam dicks happened. Pour one out for that deleted thread.
3. Then the subsequent thread where old Megan walked among us again in disguise and Ellie IP'd her, lol.
4. Then the thread where Ellie informed us Megan had complained to ProBoards and was threatening legal action because we stalked her and detectived her name. SOMEHOW!
Post by Velar Fricative on Dec 3, 2014 9:01:29 GMT -5
To show some love to specific posts, @soudesafinado kills it with Black Proverbs. Here are just a few golden ones:
“yo’ mouth bout to write a check that yo’ ass can’t cash.”
— African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)
“Don’t start none, won’t be none.”
— African American Proverb (via blkproverbs)
“It’s gon be me and you and mostly me”
— said by someone who is about to tear into that ass (via blkproverbs)
“…don’t know what you think THIS is…”
— Usually muttered through pursed lips as one simmers down from having put someone one in their place. Bystanders may or maynot follow up with, “I GUESS SHE TOLD YOU!”. (via blkproverbs)
“You want some, come get you some”
— an invitation to someone to cash in on their threat. (via blkproverbs)
I don't know if this is allowed, but the thread from the camera boards where people speculated that Megan Heimer had been killed. Probably by Jason Borne.
YES now that I remember. Didn't they want to send someone to her house?!?
And THEN, one wandered over here and couldn't understand why people thought he was a Grade A nutter.
This is not okay! Remember when nkotb reunited a few years ago? Jon looked fucking goooood there. wtf happened? Goddamn, Danny should maybe just stay indoors always. Like a camel fucked a purse.
And I pulled up the James Brown song and lo I see Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter. That's a dirty, dirty old man.
You should have seen my H's face of amazement when he heard "Strokin"
I stroke it to the north I stroke it to the south I stroke it everywhere I even stroke it with my - woooh I be strokin'!
@helenabonhamcarter, Chuck Berry, ok. But R Kelly? Does Clarence Carter have the same affinity for underaged girls? I just thought he was NASTY! (and, um, some of us might be ok with Nasty, hehe).