These responses are making me feel vindicated in my anger.
I didn't even answer him when he asked for the bj, because I was honestly speechless. I just kind of got quiet and stared off into space and thought about my breathing for a while, probably with a furrowed brow. Somehow this gets to make him feel bad because I'm not attracted to him enough? Because, as he put it, if I ever asked him to go down on me he would be thrilled, so I should have the same reaction.
He works from home, right? That would drive me crazy. Like now I have to be up for sex during regular daytime hours too?
Through many painful years my H has finally learned the way to get laid is to make my life less stressful. Too many memories of the scenario you described.
Coming into the room with a hard-on is a great way to make me laugh. Not make me want to have sex. "It's an optical illusion of the pants!"
DH sometimes will flash his balls at me to try and get me to look and then gives me the raised eyebrows like "you wanna?" No dude, seeing your balls does not put me in the mood!
Coming into the room with a hard-on is a great way to make me laugh. Not make me want to have sex. "It's an optical illusion of the pants!"
DH sometimes will flash his balls at me to try and get me to look and then gives me the raised eyebrows like "you wanna?" No dude, seeing your balls does not put me in the mood!
I just laughed so hard at this. There is nothing less sexy than a nutsack. Just saying.
Coming into the room with a hard-on is a great way to make me laugh. Not make me want to have sex. "It's an optical illusion of the pants!"
DH sometimes will flash his balls at me to try and get me to look and then gives me the raised eyebrows like "you wanna?" No dude, seeing your balls does not put me in the mood!
You know what really gets my juices flowing? A hairy, shapeless mass of wrinkled flesh.
DH sometimes will flash his balls at me to try and get me to look and then gives me the raised eyebrows like "you wanna?" No dude, seeing your balls does not put me in the mood!
You know what really gets my juices flowing? A hairy, shapeless mass of wrinkled flesh.
I have literal TEARS coming out of my eyes because I'm trying to stifle my laughter at my desk.
OMG dirtyred - My mouth DROPPED. I hope he enjoys the dry spell I would definitely impose upon him if it were my H.
Yeah normally I'm like don't torture yourself with a dry spell, but the 2 men in these circumstances totally deserve it. Yes, because it's such a turn-on to hear "but your mouth isn't broken" or anything of that nature. My newly pregnant BFF is texting me like crazy more crap she'd hear from her XH. (Sorry ladies that charming, worthless POS is remarried).
If I say I'm too tired for sex,where I do 1/2 the work and get 1/2 the benefits, you have got some mother fucking brass ones thinking you can follow up by asking me for a bj, where I'm stuck doing all the work for none of the benefits.
Right? I cannot get over that part. I could conceivably still watch tv during sex but my view is definitely blocked during a bj. Plus more work. Way way way more work.
Remember someone said that they were sometimes on the verge of tears at the beginning of sex, but almost always got into it by the end? This was presented as real advice. It was uncomfortable.