Do you know what has probably never happened in the history of ever? When a woman was turned down for sex by her husband, she followed that up with "how about a little oral then?" - and if that did actually happen, no one would ever see that as being a comprise for a man not interested in having sex at that moment.
uh.
Well. I hope you at least let him have a nap after.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny