Never tried and while I'm intrigued I don't think we'll ever try it. H is rather well endowed and it took a while to break in my poor vagina so I don't want to do the same with my butthole.
I wish I were as care free as kevin arnold, @fucksticklegit, and montereybride but I'm so uptight when it comes to sex.
And well, right now I have no one to sex.
Awww, we need to get you someone to sex, lady!
I'm remarkably unembarrassed about really anything having to do with sex. As long as it's between two consenting adults, I say let your freak flag fly. Life is too fucking short for bad or boring sex.
I very much enjoy the butt sex. The boy told me that was not something he was really interested in and that it's never really worked out well because of his size. I told him I would like to try at some point if he changed his mind and then we got rip roaring drunk the day of the World Cup and scandalized his backyard.
At one point, in my drunken stupor, I was all "heeeeey, whatcha doin back there?"
And he was all, in his drunken stupor, "I want that ass, baby."
He's very well-endowed and I was quite sore for a few days. And I can't wait to do it again.
Yes, I'm talking about my man's junk again. This seems like an acceptable place to do that.
But you didn't shart right?
Nope, no sharting to date. I'm going to have to convince him to try again while we're sober. And it's really way past time for him to tie me up again.
Post by montereybride on Aug 14, 2014 17:21:49 GMT -5
I very much enjoy the butt sex. The boy told me that was not something he was really interested in and that it's never really worked out well because of his size. I told him I would like to try at some point if he changed his mind and then we got rip roaring drunk the day of the World Cup and scandalized his backyard.
At one point, in my drunken stupor, I was all "heeeeey, whatcha doin back there?"
And he was all, in his drunken stupor, "I want that ass, baby."
He's very well-endowed and I was quite sore for a few days. And I can't wait to do it again.
Yes, I'm talking about my man's junk again. This seems like an acceptable place to do that.
Does anyone else remember when MTV was cool music and VH1 was the shit your parents liked? Granted, this was back in the days of yore when those channels played videos.
For you older cats, it was the difference between FM and AM radio.
beatnik, victrola, pianoforte
I do remember these days. I miss these days. I want these days back.
Where's the 'how the fuck should I know' or 'Ahahahahaaaha' option???
Hi! Are you still getting freaky with spanx dude?
Lmao!! Hell yes I am. But he just left for 5 day mini vacation to the northwest so I'm on magic penis deprivation. Booooooo! I got up at four to drive him to the airport. It's either love or insanity. Probably a fair amount of both.
Post by montereybride on Aug 8, 2014 11:40:33 GMT -5
All of my stuff is Monterey/Carmel...
The Wine Trolley in Monterey is great. The Mucky Duck is a total meat market, steer clear unless you want to get groped. Lallapalooza on Alvarado has yummy steak bites and great beer. Peter B's brewpub is also good for beer, as is Crown and Anchor (Youngs Double Chocolate Stout - OMG) If you go into Carmel (hint: go into Carmel), Vesuvios is downtown by the park and has a sweet rooftop patio. Mission Ranch by the Carmel Mission has awesome food and live music. Cannery Row is a fun walk and the Monterey Bay Aquarium is AWESOME. Adventures by the Sea rents kayaks and does tours in the harbor, you may be able to find a deal on groupon. If you're taking the kid/s - Dennis the Menace Park is fun and also My Museum (both in Monterey) - mymuseum.org
I RECALL ABOUT 41 OR 42 SAYING NO, THEY WOULDN'T LIKE ME TO LEAVE
Oh wait..... you thought this was a majority rules kind of thing. Ha, no.....
NO YOU STUPID IDIOT. IT WAS THE "SHALL I DELETE missburlyq's STUPID ASS POST ABOUT 'WHAT HAPPENED'?" POST.
Not only are you a crappy, misogynic mother yourself, but you're an AW, you're stupid and you are a lying sack of shit with a horrible memory.
::kicks dirt at your lying ass shoe::
Dude. Evee.
You got Flex so worked up that she's cursing at you.
Think for just a minute what that means. Flex. Cursing at you. Either you really are a complete loser at life or someone is impersonating Flex. We all know the answer here.