I'm apparently an uptight prude, because I can't handle all the cursing and nasty sex talk on ML. I lurk there sometimes, and feel like I'm going to get herpes just from reading it.
omg lol. Because we talk about sex, you think we all have STDs?
Disclaimer: I love my husband like fat kids love cake and I hope to be with him forever and ever.
That said, I haven't had sex with another man in...God, forever. If anything should ever happen, please believe I would tramp it up in pretty much no time flat. I don't care to work on myself. I've been with myself over 3 decades. I know what I'm all about. I would work on tramping it up. The slutaciousness of it all would know no bounds. And guess how many fucks I would have to give about whomever didn't like it?
100% agree. Lol. I would have zero problems having a fabulous life with close girlfriends & random hookups. Ahhhh.
I'm using my husband's birthday money to get drunk on French 75s tonight with a girlfriend.
mmmmm.....French 75s are my favorite cocktail.
I like to make them with grapefruit instead of lemon.
Ohhh....that sounds amazing! I didn't try them for the longest time because my first experience with gin did not go well (I was 18 & only liked amaretto sours. Blah). mfluder's praises finally convinced me to try one; it was instant love! Now I'm making up for lost time by drinking as many as possible
I thought Pitch Perfect was lame. I don't get the love. The gratuitous vomiting was gross and stupid. They played that ace of base song one too many times.
I lost my virginity to ace of base, and the movie was filmed outside my office window. I will always love <3
I still think MMM is the best thing that could've happened to MM. The moms are happy and I'm happy. That's all that matters
I read exclusively from the "latest" screen on the app (even right now, sitting at a computer), so I no longer feel the boundaries of any of the boards. I post everywhere. Even April 2012.
You and LoveTrains always said the IRL version was better.
AHHH sorry I just got to this post. It's been busy at work and I want to quit my job and go ride the rails like a hobo.
But I digress.
Grrrly is awesome IRL. So nice. We used to ride the train together into work some days, grab lunch, etc. I feel really badly because I totally lost touch with her when I moved away, which is a shame. I am not even FB friends with her but I do have her email. I should reach out to her and see what she is up to. I am still FB friends with anka and email with her occasionally.
The only time I was ever annoyed at her was when volenti came to visit. I am like 99% sure that volenti stayed at her house, too. But for some reason I was not allowed to the GTG and now I have never met volenti.
For some reason, her name is showing up as Temp376294187501565 in some places.
Good times.
Hoooooly fuck. So many memories. Hahaha. We were so much nicer back then. Like, trying to reason with the crazy vs calling her a cunt (probably because we couldn't say cunt).
I will never forget the time LLL unleashed on MrsBones/gmail about BFing.
I also laughed at the memory of Grrrly's epic, days long fights with people. They would literally last FOR DAYS and I'd wonder, do they remember what they're bickering about because I surely don't?!
OMG those day long fights. I bet it was about college lol