Flamefuls/Confessions

[poppyseed]

Haven't seen one of these in a while.

I am going on a weekend Bachelorette trip next month for one of my college friends.  There will be shopping, good restaurants, and a spa involved.  I'm so excited to get away for a weekend and just have time to myself.  I told my H that he is not allowed to call anyone for help with M that weekend.  Lol.  He didn't even say anything about asking for help or that he would even need it, and I know I'm being controlling, but he can do this and I want to prove it to him.  I also want him to see how hard it can be when flying solo.  Because I'm mean.

[wambam]

I hide in the bathroom sometimes when I can't deal with work.

[Bree Van de Kamp]

I already posted about it in the randoms thread, but my Harry Styles love is pretty fucking flameful. I just can't look away.

[poppyseed]

Aug 28, 2013 15:19:17 GMT -5 Bree Van de Kamp said:

I already posted about it in the randoms thread, but my Harry Styles love is pretty fucking flameful. I just can't look away.

I've moved on from Harry to Louis.  Have you seen that ass?

[Deleted]

Who is Harry Styles?

I gave up having sodas in the house in order to be a better example to L. In turn, I have developed a pretty serious once-a-day McD's Diet coke habit. lol

[Bree Van de Kamp]

Aug 28, 2013 15:19:44 GMT -5 poppyseed said:

Aug 28, 2013 15:19:17 GMT -5 Bree Van de Kamp said:

I already posted about it in the randoms thread, but my Harry Styles love is pretty fucking flameful. I just can't look away.

I've moved on from Harry to Louis.  Have you seen that ass?

I haven't been able to direct my attention away from hotstuff Harry, but apparently Louis' ass is so amazing, people have actually made video tributes dedicated to it. Whoa.
.

[poppyseed]

Jez, giving up soda is hard. I did it back in April and was soda free for about 6 weeks. Then I went to the beach and had Jack and Cokes every night which made me want Coke all the time. Then every time I would drink it, I would feel like crap, so I rarely have them now.

[janiejones]

Our friend asked MrJJ to invite people to a surprise anniversary party for him/his wife. (Seriously).
MrJJ borrowed this guy's truck to haul some fencing from this guy's house to our MIL's place and scratched it. He wants to tell him in person to arrange to pay for a touch up paint job, that's the only reason we might go to the party, but it's OOT, I hated their wedding (it was a cluserfuck) and they flaked on my baby shower.

We don't want to go. Can we just not go? None of our other friendships are this dramatic.

[poppyseed]

Aug 28, 2013 15:24:00 GMT -5 toledo said:

I want to know what sonrisa thinks is mud around here.

?

[Kristinmo]

I'm excited for MIL and SFIL to visit this weekend. Normally I dread her visits. I just realized why. We just moved into a new house that is way nicer than hers and I know it will make her jealous.

[Bree Van de Kamp]

Aug 28, 2013 15:21:34 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

Who is Harry Styles?

I gave up having sodas in the house in order to be a better example to L. In turn, I have developed a pretty serious once-a-day McD's Diet coke habit. lol

[Kristinmo]

Aug 28, 2013 15:19:36 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

There is a poster using this in their sig, and I think it's totally gross

Umm......  Yeah.....

Who is it?

[Bree Van de Kamp]

derp.

[Bree Van de Kamp]

Aug 28, 2013 15:19:36 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

There is a poster using this in their sig, and I think it's totally gross

Oh, thank God, I'm not alone.

[kirra]

When my H's parents called and said they were putting down H's dog this week, I felt relieved (I didn't tell H that). That poor dog had been sick for more than a year, and just kept getting worse. And as a 14 year old lab, he wasn't going to get better.

But saying goodbye sucked. They really don't live long enough.

[Kristinmo]

Aug 28, 2013 15:27:48 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Aug 28, 2013 15:27:04 GMT -5 Kristinmo said:

Umm......  Yeah.....

Who is it?

katietornado 

Gross and racist.

[Deleted]

Ok, I google'd this Harry Styles.

Dudes, he is a KID. He was born when I was in high school. I can not abide by these crushes.

[soozy87]

Aug 28, 2013 15:27:48 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Aug 28, 2013 15:27:04 GMT -5 Kristinmo said:

Umm......  Yeah.....

Who is it?

katietornado 

She can't change it now because she is going to pick up the dog!

[firedancer49]

Aug 28, 2013 15:16:55 GMT -5 poppyseed said:

I told my H that he is not allowed to call anyone for help with M that weekend.      

I need to do this next time I go away for the night.  He always has someone over to help him, or he brings dd to his moms.

[Bree Van de Kamp]

Aug 28, 2013 15:30:20 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

Ok, I google'd this Harry Styles.

Dudes, he is a KID. He was born when I was in high school. I can not abide by these crushes.

I should note, I'm in my early 20's, so my crush isn't quite as gross as it seems.

[Deleted]

That sig doesn't even make sense. They can't afford welfare? lolwut?

[Deleted]

Aug 28, 2013 15:31:27 GMT -5 Bree Van de Kamp said:

Aug 28, 2013 15:30:20 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

Ok, I google'd this Harry Styles.

Dudes, he is a KID. He was born when I was in high school. I can not abide by these crushes.

I should note, I'm in my early 20's, so my crush isn't quite as gross as it seems.

Ok, I'm 34.  So, I feel like I could be his mom.  

[soozy87]

Aug 28, 2013 15:32:08 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Aug 28, 2013 15:30:34 GMT -5 soozy87 said:

She can't change it now because she is going to pick up the dog!

oh, well if she is helping a dog that changes everything 

Not just any dog, the cancer dog that was left at the shelter by the ex-boyfriend/wife. Or at least she offered to pick it up. So really, she must be a wonderful person.  ^o)

[poppyseed]

Here goes Autumn with her eyerolly emoticons!

[sunshineray]

DD still thinks I'm not smoking anymore, so I've been hiding it from her for the last several weeks. I'm a douche, I know. And honestly, she's not an idiot, so she probably suspects and just hasn't said anything. I hate feeling like a failure to my kid.

[sneetch]

My cousin constantly complains on facebook about how her baby is colicky and keeps her up all night, every night, and I don't believe her.

[anlo]

Aug 28, 2013 15:21:34 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

Who is Harry Styles?

I gave up having sodas in the house in order to be a better example to L. In turn, I have developed a pretty serious once-a-day McD's Diet coke habit. lol

I do the same thing!

[Deleted]

Aug 28, 2013 15:36:17 GMT -5 sneetch said:

My cousin constantly complains on facebook about how her baby is colicky and keeps her up all night, every night, and I don't believe her.

?  Why would you not believe her? 

[leeann]

Aug 28, 2013 15:31:35 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

That sig doesn't even make sense. They can't afford welfare? lolwut?

I was confused by that, too, but thought maybe I was missing the joke, since it seems like something I would never find funny in the first place??

[poppyseed]

My sister has offered to get a sitter for my niece on the day of M's birthday instead of bringing her, because she has some behavior issues right now and my sister is afraid it will monopolize the day if she's there. I'm sort of relieved.