Bring your A game MM! confessions, flamefuls, etc

[pugz]

I am pretty sure I haven't given my husband a BJ since we got married over 6 years ago.

[mollz007]

I'm trying to think of one. My life is pretty boring. Your #2 is scandalous! #1 I agree with.

Still thinking....

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Oct 15, 2012 18:16:49 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

1. I give a side eye when women claim people are mean to them because they are pretty. It just comes across as bitchy and Bragg...and most of the time, the girl is not as pretty as she claims anyway

I give side eye to that too, sort of. If anything, enough people are going to be nice to you because you're pretty that it should balance out people who are mean. But I will say, I have seen MAJOR cattiness towards very pretty friends before that I think came from jealousy. And these girls are very, very pretty girls. I've never heard them complain about it though... I've just noticed that some people really aren't nice to/about them.

[megalicious]

I side eye people who homeschool. Especially when they don't even have a bachelor's degree.

[Deleted]

Carrots that's awesome!

This is the longest ive been sober in probably 14 years.

[h]

Oct 15, 2012 18:28:48 GMT -5 pugz said:

I am pretty sure I haven't given my husband a BJ since we got married over 6 years ago.

Really?! Does this bother him, or is he not into them?

We once had sex in the men's bathroom at a black-tie wedding.

[thedutchgirl]

I don't trust women who don't have any female friends.

I have a very defined plan for my life should something happen to my husband. Sometimes I think the plan looks really good.

[krisandgrace]

This isn't probably but more like

A few years ago I was giving myself a breast exam and I found a lump. I kept going back to it and even had DH check and he said he could feel it too. I have had several women in my family have breast cancer, I was terrified. I had it check and eventually biopsied, it was not cancer. I haven't done a self breast exam since, I know this makes no sense but I never want to feel that way again.

[mollz007]

While shaving my underarms today, I cut myself with the razor and it hurts really badly.

Sorry, thats all I got.

[AAM2012]

I am pretty sure I got nothing after reading # 2.

I had a new employee be really rude to me in a meeting and so I talked to her manager and will make sure her life at work will be as difficult as possible.

[pugz]

Oct 15, 2012 18:34:52 GMT -5 h said:

Oct 15, 2012 18:28:48 GMT -5 pugz said:

I am pretty sure I haven't given my husband a BJ since we got married over 6 years ago.

Really?! Does this bother him, or is he not into them?

We once had sex in the men's bathroom at a black-tie wedding.

I don't think it bothers him. I kind of lump it in with "things we did before we had sex" as we didn't have sex til we were married.

I don't believe oral sex is sex...is that an unpopular opinion?

I think we'd both rather have actual sex.

[dr.girlfriend]

What does "at the event" mean? Under the table? Coat closet? Please elaborate.

[mollz007]

Oh heres one that's kind of juicy. When H and I were first engaged, we had sex when his brother was one room over. The walls in his apartment were very thin, I hope we didnt make too much noise.

[Deleted]

One of the first things I plan to buy myself is a rabbit. Not the furry kind, but the battery operated kind.

Sent from my DROID3 using proboards

[ondaflipside]

Oct 15, 2012 18:16:49 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

Whatever you want to share that makes people go

MINE

1. I give a side eye when women claim people are mean to them because they are pretty. It just comes across as bitchy and Bragg...and most of the time, the girl is not as pretty as she claims anyway

I give a side eye to that too. I agree word for word.

[ondaflipside]

Oct 15, 2012 18:40:00 GMT -5 @ruralrabbit1 said:

One of the first things I plan to buy myself is a rabbit. Not the furry kind, but the battery operated kind.

Sent from my DROID3 using proboards

:Y:

[h]

Oct 15, 2012 18:38:25 GMT -5 mollz007 said:

Oh heres one that's kind of juicy. When H and I were first engaged, we had sex when his brother was one room over. The walls in his apartment were very thin, I hope we didnt make too much noise.

In college we used to have sex in my tiny dorm room while my roommate was passed out in the twin bed across from us. Sometimes we would encourage said roommate to drink more in order to facilitate this. We may burn in hell for that, huh?

[pugz]

here's another, flameful I think. Maybe not so much here but definitely would be in the mom's groups I'm in.

I think people that don't vaccinate their kids are bad parents. Refusing a vax here or there, ehhh I side eye a bit. But those that just plain old don't vaccinate because they "don't trust science" or think our healthcare system is in on some big conspiracy, they are sucky people.

This flameful brought to you thanks to the woman in a mom's group I'm in that's "just got a feeling" that the whooping cough vaccine is CAUSING whooping cough.

[hannamaren]

There is enough good stuff in this post.
I also want to know what "at the event" means.

And I am sorry, but oral sex isnt sex makes me laugh. If my H could, he would only have blow jobs for the rest of our lives. I also enjoy oral sex (giving and getting) sometimes it takes too long (my H- who knows?) but it is still good.
In my whole life, I dont think I have ever given a complete (til the end) hand job.

[h]

I don't think of oral sex as sex. I mean, I think of it as sexual activity, but if someone asked me if I had had sex with a guy, and we had had oral sex but not intercourse, I would answer no.

[Deleted]

I want my co-worker fired, and I'm pretty much just banking all of her fuck ups in my head and bringing them to light whenever the need arises. I've worked far too hard to sit around and watch some skank sleep her way up the ladder.

[gibbinator]

Expanding upon my previous confession of dh and I being 2nd cousins... we made a flipper kid

[stephm0188]

My husband has a bunch of skin tags growing on his neck and shoulders. They're really , really grossing me out.

[hannamaren]

Oct 15, 2012 18:52:50 GMT -5 gibbinator said:

Expanding upon my previous confession of dh and I being 2nd cousins... we made a flipper kid

Like he's a mermaid?

My Uncle married his cousin and his two kids are totally normal. They were studied as kids at the local university. No issues.
My Uncle first dated the older sister and it didnt work out, so then he dated the younger one. He was aware that they were cousins. Weird.

[marylou]

- I had a miscarriage 3 weeks ago and didn't tell DH about it until today. I don't know why, I think the thought of telling him just made it seem too real. He didn't really say much and has basically been taking a nap ever since. I don't really know what to do, so I think I'll just continue acting like it didn't happen unless he brings it up.

- I signed on with a temp-agency, so I went ahead and put in my 2 weeks notice for my part-time retail job. However, I'm debating not fulfilling it. The manager is making it 100x more dramatic and stressful than it needs to be, and I'm honestly not sure if I have the mental capacity to handle her craziness. I feel like that would be bad job karma, though. But seriously, bitch is crazy. Four other employees have quit over the last month, too, because of her craziness.

- I've never had an orgasm. I don't really get into sex. All my doctors tell me this is normal and nobody has ever tried to figure out why I'm like this. I kind of wish they cared more. And because of this, DH gets blow jobs all the freaking time, because it's much more appealing to me than sex.

[gibbinator]

Oct 15, 2012 18:55:54 GMT -5 hannamaren said:

Oct 15, 2012 18:52:50 GMT -5 gibbinator said:

Expanding upon my previous confession of dh and I being 2nd cousins... we made a flipper kid

Like he's a mermaid?

My Uncle married his cousin and his two kids are totally normal. They were studied as kids at the local university. No issues.
My Uncle first dated the older sister and it didnt work out, so then he dated the younger one. He was aware that they were cousins. Weird.

Lol, not that much flipper! Webbed fingers. I can't help but feel it's a punishment of some sort. It's bizarre.

And that is an odd story. I can't imagine knowingly dating family, twice.

Although it reminds me of a somewhat unrelated article I read recently of identical twins marrying identical twins and each couple had identical twins. I'd be so confused.

[Deleted]

I'll agree with OP's #2. And that's not because I'm a 10. (I kid. Twas a joke.)

I can't think of anything.....give me a minute.

[hannamaren]

Marylou, are you okay? I think if I had a miscarriage, I would wander around not talking about it, acting in denial too. But I dont think that is the best way. Maybe you should go to the losses board? It might help to talk to people who have been there?
And the orgasm thing? Have you explored on your own?

[Myrrhine]

Oct 15, 2012 18:34:55 GMT -5 thedutchgirl said:

I don't trust women who don't have any female friends.

I somewhat agree. I understand some women may get along better with guys, enjoy hanging out with guys, whatever. But when someone can't get along with a single other woman... I side eye.

Also, I would like to commend everyone for the excellent confessions. I don't have anything juicy to share. My friend's mother scarred me for life by mentioning her special relationship with the washing machine.

[marylou]

Oct 15, 2012 19:04:09 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

Oct 15, 2012 18:57:27 GMT -5 marylou said:

- I had a miscarriage 3 weeks ago and didn't tell DH about it until today. I don't know why, I think the thought of telling him just made it seem too real. He didn't really say much and has basically been taking a nap ever since. I don't really know what to do, so I think I'll just continue acting like it didn't happen unless he brings it up.

- I signed on with a temp-agency, so I went ahead and put in my 2 weeks notice for my part-time retail job. However, I'm debating not fulfilling it. The manager is making it 100x more dramatic and stressful than it needs to be, and I'm honestly not sure if I have the mental capacity to handle her craziness. I feel like that would be bad job karma, though. But seriously, bitch is crazy. Four other employees have quit over the last month, too, because of her craziness.

- I've never had an orgasm. I don't really get into sex. All my doctors tell me this is normal and nobody has ever tried to figure out why I'm like this. I kind of wish they cared more. And because of this, DH gets blow jobs all the freaking time, because it's much more appealing to me than sex.

1. I am sorry for your loss. Are you OK?

2. On the sex thing, have you ever tried a vibrator and alone time? Even a bullet? Porn?

I'm okay I guess. I don't know. I don't know that I've really let myself deal with those emotions yet. It was nice to cry earlier, though.

And yes. I have a vibrator, but it weirds me out. And when I try to watch porn, I always end up just watching it objectively. Sometimes it makes me want to make out, but nothing beyond that.