Post by margotmacomber on Oct 18, 2013 11:50:29 GMT -5
Oh! And once I was giving H a bj and didn't want to swallow that time. So he told me he was ready and stopped but the way I was holding his penis it shot straight on his face. I laughed for a long time. Then the next day we were walking around Cincinnati and there was spa advertising facials. I pointed at the sign and told him he didn't need one because he had gotten one the night before. And then laughed and laughed. He was not at all amused.
When DH and I were dating we had sex in the stairwell of our college dorm (he was horrified with himself afterward, which was pretty funny; I was just smug that I got him to do it). We also had sex on the coffee table in his parents' basement. I think everyone was asleep upstairs.
One was a guy I'd had a crush since I was a kid. We hooked up once and once only - he had a pinky-is-it-in-yet? dick and he was about a two-pump chump. Worst sex ever!!!
The other was the guy I dated off and on for 5 years (the one right before DH). He was okay with seeing other people, I wasn't so crazy about it except for the night with guy #1. Sex was amazing (as usual, dammit!)
Post by HockeyRefWife on Oct 18, 2013 12:04:21 GMT -5
I had sex with 2 guys within 8 hours of each other :?
It was college, I was casually seeing both of them at the time and went with guy #1 to a party. We went back to his place, hooked up, then I went back to my place to write a paper due the next day. Except I ran into guy #2 on the way home and one thing led to another...I definitely turned that paper in late. And it was worth it!
Oh I guess also how Jake and I started is sort of scandalous. In a like....teenager WB show way. It's long so NBD if you don't read it lol.
So my roommate was C. She was dating Jake's roommate, R. Became friends w the whole dorm apartment and their friends, which included a guy P. C breaks up w R over the summer (in a really bitch way, she didn't break up w him until he'd spent his ONLY "free" money [putting himself through college] to fly out to CA, where she'd been hooking up w her high school bf. SUCH A BITCH). The next fall, R and C are still friends and C and Jake start becoming friends and making out and whatnot. I liked Jake but I was "dating" someone distantly. By the end of the semester C had started something w P, but was STILL doing whatever with Jake. Over Christmas break, C has Jake and our other friends (not P) out to her place in CA where he realizes what a tool/bitch she is. Jake and I start talking and I admit I like him. He tells C they need to stop whatever it is b/c it isn't working. We all come back to Boston. Jake and I start our thing (talking, sleeping together) but it's a "secret" (b/c it's more fun that way). When P and C come back they douchily sit Jake down and ask if it's "okay" if they start dating.
Jake and I keep our thing a secret for another month (but IRL it's actually really obvious lol) and now Jake and I are obviously married and P and C are married. R married someone else but will literally get drunk and pine about C in front of his now-wife, and they're TTC.
Shortly after my frat boy college bf broke up with me, I was at a party and one of his fraternity brothers that I was always attracted to was there.
We went back to his place and had super freaky sex. Not terribly scandalous in itself, but my ex heard I left with the guy and stood outside the house WITH HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND yelling at me to come outside and talk to him. I was embarrassed for him and the new girlfriend
I also totally bailed on a friend when she got busted by the Savannah cops for flashing guys for beads during St. Paddy's day weekend. I'm a bad friend
I got caught by a cop having sex in a car. Full on no pants on cop shines flashlight in window and knocks caught.
I was 21 and it was a guy I was casually dating (mainly because he was super in the sack lol). But OF COURSE the cop asks as we are pulling our pants back on - "so, you guys boyfriend and girlfriend?" Cue awkward silence.
Also, I had two one night stands within 24 hours once.
Ahhhh to be young.
I did this. I ended up marrying one of them so there's that.
Oh yea! In college I had a thing for my friend B. I was hooking up with his fraternity brother, nothing serious.
One night at a party at their house I was hanging out with dude I'm seeing, and then go to play beer pong with B. ended up hooking up with B that night.
I felt like such a dick. But went on to be FWB with B on and off for like 2 years.
Once a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time took me back to his place after a party. We were interrupted during sex by his girlfriend - I didn't know about her - banging on the window above his bed.
Needless to say, I was embarrassed. And yet that guy became my first husband. I wish I'd been a little smarter in college.
I did this. I ended up marrying one of them so there's that.
I think you misunderstand the definition of ons.
I slept with guy #1 on a Monday night. I had never met him before. Slept with guy #2 on Tuesday. (I kind of knew #2, but it was a one time thing, for sex only) On Wednesday, guy #1 had tracked me down (he was a friend of a friend) and we went on an actual date of sorts. We dated, got married, and now we have a kid. It's always kind of awkward when somebody asks us how we met. I had no idea what his name was until two days after we had sex.
Late in my college years, I think I was 21. I met a guy through a message board and we talked about music. I had the opportunity to meet him when I went to DC for a volunteer spring break trip. We hooked up that weekend, he was much older I want to say 30 something but was awesome in bed.
We ended up having this arrangement where we would get together twice a year or so for long weekends, he would pay for my airfare to come out and stuff since I was a poor college student and he had a nice paying job.
We even traveled to London together, went a week before my study abroad started.
I thought I was in love with him, or I was and confessed it. He broke my heart.
I slept with guy #1 on a Monday night. I had never met him before. Slept with guy #2 on Tuesday. (I kind of knew #2, but it was a one time thing, for sex only) On Wednesday, guy #1 had tracked me down (he was a friend of a friend) and we went on an actual date of sorts. We dated, got married, and now we have a kid. It's always kind of awkward when somebody asks us how we met. I had no idea what his name was until two days after we had sex.
lol She meant when it's a true ons you never see the person again. But sounds like it was an intended ons, right? Don't feel bad, H and I always love telling people that we met at a bar. Everyone else has lovely, wholesome stories, and we're like, 'We met when we were slightly inebriated (H was drunk) at a bar. We slow-danced through four fast dances and he accidentally spit on me whilst yelling in my ear.'
I had never planned on seeing him again. It's not my fault that he hunted me down!
The best party I went to in college was a lingerie party at the French language house. You had to enter through the basement and disrobe before you went upstairs. They played crazy french techno and my friends and I danced on the dining room table.