I met a Canadian firefighter at a party and had my one and only one night stand. He was super hot but he had the biggest D I've ever seen in my life and it hurt. Lol. Tmi I know. I also had a fuck buddy in between dating H's friend and dating H. He had a small penis.
I once got drunk at a party and came back with a gf. We both lived at the apt complex and we ran into another guy friend there who was my roommate's bf's roommate. We ended up hanging out at his place. Somehow we ended up in his room playing strip poker or Go Fish or something. Gf and I ended up making out and then guy friend joined in. We ended up in his bed and about 5 seconds from being a threesome I backed out because I was good friends with this guy and he was like besties with my roommate. In fact, my roommate was in the next room lol. We all remained friends and, strangely enough, it was never weird or awkward after that.
I feel like I should probably just cut it off there lol.
I feel like Rachel Green right now. "Where's the kinkiest place you've ever had sex???"
"The foot of the bed."
I've never even had sex in a mothafucking CAR!
Lol.
I'm not scandalous because I've only done these things with H, but we've had sex everyyyywhere.
Once in college I got super drunk (he was too) and gave him head on a balcony in the middle of a frat party. :/ for some reason I thought I was being sneaky, but everyone saw. Everyone! My good friend still likes to bring it up to watch me turn red.
I witnessed this in college! (Probably not you though lol)
Me either, yo. Not for lack of trying, but I must not be flexible enough or something.
If I tried this in the front seat of a car, my big ass would honk the horn and blow our cover.
Lol, this did happen to me. In the driveway of H's mom's house Of course my fat ass took forever to move so the horn was blaring for a good 15 seconds. H's mom came running out of the house and there I was, full glory.
If I tried this in the front seat of a car, my big ass would honk the horn and blow our cover.
Lol, this did happen to me. In the driveway of H's mom's house Of course my fat ass took forever to move so the horn was blaring for a good 15 seconds. H's mom came running out of the house and there I was, full glory.
I dated this DB for 4 years on and off late highschool/early college. He had lots of cash and took me on exotic vacations (St. Maarten, Italy for the summer.) He cheated on me ALL the time, but I didn't want to break it off because sex was really, really good. Anyways, one of the many times I did "break it off", he started seeing this chick who was ten years older than him. One night, she got really drunk and crashed at his house. He called me, I came over, and we had sex in the pantry while she was asleep on the couch.
Also, threesome while on X with my best friend and her boyfriend (now FI) in the back of my car at my neighborhood park. We don't talk anymore.
In high school, I was at a party in a rich neighborhood with its own airport. We were all drinking by the runway and I had to pee so I went over and squatted next to someone's plane and did my business.
Some of you have the lamest "wild stories." If these were your wild days your current idea of a crazy night must be TWO glasses of white zin your 50 shades of grey book club.
You act like we all aspire to scandal greatness. Lol.
Some people are relieved to have made it through their youth without any threesomes or Chinese handcuff shennanigans.
I got caught coming over the border with marijuana and opiates (pills). But I was a nice white girl so the border police just took the drugs and let me go.
I have others. Mine are all drug related because sexually I am a prude.
Junior year of college I was the head of the school's finance committee. My BFF was the student body president and her boyfriend was the VP. My boyfriend was EIC of the school newspaper. We used to do blow together in my BFF's office. A huge scandal and the media was part of the news, not reporting it. LOL. She and I were also the two signatures needed to spend student body funds. We never spent them on drugs but we were good at picking conferences in fun places. To be 21, running around on coke, already in receipt of an LSAT that guaranteed I was getting into law school no matter how much I screwed up, and in charge of a million dollars. That was fun.
elle can I ask a question or two about your drug use?
Were you ever addicted or was it always a social thing? When/how did you stop?
No, I was never addicted. Coke and MJ aren't physically addicting. Opiates are, of course, but I knew that and treated them with the respect they deserve. I quit using MJ when I started practicing because it made me slower, not as smart, and I wanted the edge. I still used blow recreationally until I was maybe 30 or so, then it just became more of a hangover than it was worth. I still enjoy a nice opiate/benzo cocktail as a special treat from time to time but I know better than to do it too often. If I were ever going to be addicted to anything it would be opiates. The high is the best. I joke that I am going to retire and become an OC addict one day.