I witnessed someone getting finger-banged (code klassy! last time) on the dancefloor of a Canadian club. Right there out in the open. Same club where I witnessed two people doing it doggy-style in the corner. Don Cherry's.
lol - that the first bar i went to in windsor. my parents moved me ito res that afternoon and i was doing shots and dancing up a storm at don's later that night. good times.
i saw someone get finger-banged on the dancefloor of a windsor bar. can't remember the name - it was only open for a short time. man, I LOVE WINDSOR. so much fun!
UD, I can understand feeling badly, but meh, you know? You're a good soul. And, sounds like he was unsettled and took some time to find what he was looking for, anyway.
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It was a super poor decision on my part. He's not a bad guy. I think it was a case of poor decision making on his part too.
I liked his first wife, but I like his second wife a lot more. Not that my opinion matters on this issue, but I think she's a much better fit for him. (I didn't have anything to do with the breakup with the 1st wife. I think it was children related.)
Post by shostakovich on Oct 18, 2013 13:42:00 GMT -5
Windsor is amazing for all of the poor-decision-making opportunities it provides. I can also share some Windsor-related scandal that is not my own: I had a friend hook up with a stripper from Danny's. He was the one on the glow-in-the-dark swing. I was amazed, because he did not seem very into girls during his routine. She said it was meh, but he kind of tossed her around a little, which she liked.
Post by pixelpassion on Oct 18, 2013 13:44:16 GMT -5
FI and I have had sex in MIL's bathtub and shower, BIL#1's bed, FIL's bed (at their shore house), the couches in BIL#2's room, the basement, living room, and family room.
The only rooms we haven't had sex in are the attic and the kitchen. We're awful people.
Post by underwaterrhymes on Oct 18, 2013 13:45:55 GMT -5
Oh, here's another good one. (Also one that I feel bad about, although it wasn't really our fault.)
When I worked at TGIFriday back when I was 19, one of my female coworkers and I went back to this guy's basement apartment at his parents' house. He had some sort of monthly National Guard (or similar?) thing the next day that he had to leave early for, but we wound up taking turns hooking up with this guy and with each other. (There was another guy there too, but he got drunk and fell asleep on the couch before all of the action started.)
Anyway, we kept him up all night until he had to go and then napped in his bed until much later in the day when we had to go to work.
We found out when we got there that he had fallen asleep at the wheel and flipped his car. :? Thankfully, he was fine, but the car was totaled. Everyone was giving us shit because the other guy had woken up and seen what was going on and told everyone about it.
Post by janetplanet20 on Oct 18, 2013 13:54:36 GMT -5
The cops broke up a party I was at in college. My friend and I were the last ones to leave and as we were walking out I proceeded to tell the cop all of the reasons he couldn't arrest me (I'd been drinking obviously lol). He just looked at me and said "please just leave."
I was on x and fell through a glass coffee table and needed stitches in my arm and stomach. I was at a nurse's house and I was begging him to just stitch me up on his sofa.
When I've partied with paramedics they bring iv bags for the morning after. And use them.
I was on x and fell through a glass coffee table and needed stitches in my arm and stomach. I was at a nurse's house and I was begging him to just stitch me up on his sofa.
I bet it didn't even hurt while you were still rolling
I came dangerously close to having a flaming stick hit me in the face while on x. Luckily this drug gives me cat-like reflexes and I threw my arm in front of my face at the last second.
I had scandalous sex with DH while we were just hooking up and supposedly not serious.
By a lake In his car by the beach At a conference room at work
After we got married we did it in the middle of a coffee field at my grandpa's farm in Colombia. It's one recent sweet memory I have of that place and I'll never be able to share it with anyone else but you guys.
Post by simplyinpenguin on Oct 18, 2013 14:30:08 GMT -5
One time, H (before he was H) and I got it on in a park after dark. We had just finished and was walking to the car when a cop car pulls up. They frisked him, asked him a whole bunch of questions. Then they asked me if I was there "of my own free will", how old was I, who did I live with, etc. etc. They seriously thought I was a minor until I showed them my driver's license.
At a Halloween party, after we were married, H and a friend of ours had a "wang" contest (they were stupid drunk) and H demanded that I touch BOTH and determine who's got the better wang. Two weeks after that, he found out I had cheated on him with that particular friend of ours. *Ducks from the flamefuls about to be tossed*
One time, H (before he was H) and I got it on in a park after dark. We had just finished and was walking to the car when a cop car pulls up. They frisked him, asked him a whole bunch of questions. Then they asked me if I was there "of my own free will", how old was I, who did I live with, etc. etc. They seriously thought I was a minor until I showed them my driver's license.
At a Halloween party, after we were married, H and a friend of ours had a "wang" contest (they were stupid drunk) and H demanded that I touch BOTH and determine who's got the better wang. Two weeks after that, he found out I had cheated on him with that particular friend of ours. *Ducks from the flamefuls about to be tossed*
I gave this guy a bj in his car in a park. I didn't want to swallow so I spit it out the window. He dropped me off and went home. The next day he called to tell me that there were a ton of bugs and shit stuck in the spooge that went all down the outside of his door.