Code PINK. (scandal).

[wambam]

I nearly lost a mouthful of salad to the phrase "code brown" <--- that wasn't my scandal, just a commentary on this post

[WOT?*]

Oct 18, 2013 11:22:28 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

No code brown is shitting yourself. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT CODE, SCOTTY!

I've code browned.  Thought it was a fart turned out to be a shart.

[Gato]

I had a fling with a professor once.  He wasn't my professor, but he did get tsk tsked.  I liked him a lot, but looking back, what was he thinking?  I was only 19.

[ginap]

I had sex with my boyfriend against the car in a Rite Aid parking lot on New Years Eve.
We also had sex in the front seat of the car in a Bank of America parking lot, not the same night.
I was seeing 2 dudes at once and broke up with one of them and then went to the other ones house and I'm pretty sure we had sex. Jesus, writing that out makes me realize that I was kind of a terrible person back then.

[malibu]

I peed all over myself trying to pee outside in a parking lot once while tripping on X.

[meemz]

I had a code brown the other day but it was poop related.(it wasn't me)

[iamali]

Sex in the front seat of a Jeep at the beach (in the parking lot) right after sunset. It was hawt(!!) and one of my first ever O's from intercourse alone.

[Wrath0fKuus]

Not me; my parents were scandalous enough for the whole damn family. I enjoy hearing your stories, though.

[MWOS]

Code class X felony

Sent from outerspace

[wambam]

I googled the phrase "7th room celebrity" and the link I clicked on was porn hidden within some fairly innocuous url. I'M AT WORK.

[joshlyman]

I got caught by a cop having sex in a car. Full on no pants on cop shines flashlight in window and knocks caught.

I was 21 and it was a guy I was casually dating (mainly because he was super in the sack lol). But OF COURSE the cop asks as we are pulling our pants back on - "so, you guys boyfriend and girlfriend?" Cue awkward silence.

Also, I had two one night stands within 24 hours once.

Ahhhh to be young.

[Bernadine]

I was on x and fell through a glass coffee table and needed stitches in my arm and stomach. I was at a nurse's house and I was begging him to just stitch me up on his sofa.

[Deleted]

I haven't done anything scandalous really
This makes me disappointed in myself. I am such a rule follower.

[walterismydog]

I had sex in the doorway (outside, like the little vestibule) at the police headquarters in my hometown. This is right downtown and in the bar district. It wasn't yet 2am and I can't even tell you how many people must have seen that. We didn't get busted, though. BOOM.

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Oct 18, 2013 11:31:10 GMT -5 joshlyman said:

I got caught by a cop having sex in a car. Full on no pants on cop shines flashlight in window and knocks caught.

I was 21 and it was a guy I was casually dating (mainly because he was super in the sack lol). But OF COURSE the cop asks as we are pulling our pants back on - "so, you guys boyfriend and girlfriend?" Cue awkward silence.

Also, I had two one night stands within 24 hours once.

Ahhhh to be young.

Oh bf and I did get caught by the cops in high school. We were parked in the driveway of an empty house and the neighbors called the cops. He took our names and said if he caught us again he was going to call our parents. I was 15. We weren't having sex, but there was definitely a lack of clothing.

[Muddled]

I had a one-night stand with my ex-bf's golf TA.

Actually, I think I left in the middle of it. :S

[margotmacomber]

I had sex with my boyfriend in an elementary school playground, but it was at night.

In college my roommate and I had a contest as to who could have sex with more guys in one month.   :?

[underwaterrhymes]

I gave oral sex to two guys (good friends of mine) in a hot tub back when I was single.

We were all verrryyyy drunk.

[Deleted]

The three-way.

My first blow-job was in a church parking lot.

The night I did E I walked barefoot in the Commons, including the drained frog pond thing (< this is more of a health hazard than actually scandalous).

[margotmacomber]

Another scandal:  I'm kind of jealous of all of you who did hard drugs.  I was too afraid to try anything when I was at the appropriate age for that kind of experimentation and I am too old for it now.  

[wambam]

Oct 18, 2013 11:37:57 GMT -5 margotmacomber said:

I had sex with my boyfriend in an elementary school playground, but it was at night.

In college my roommate and I had a contest as to who could have sex with more guys in one month.   :?

Who won?

[walterismydog]

OK and here's another, not quite as scandalous but still pretty bad:

I've told this before on the nest a million years ago, so forgive me if you've heard it before.

Same guy as police station (we had a weird/crazy sex life) and I were driving around in the middle of nowhere in Central Texas. We stopped off at a house that was under construction and had sex in what we believe was the master bedroom. Then we drove around some more and found a pond. We jumped in the pond and had sex and then suddenly there were crawfish EVERYWHERE. Turns out, it was a commercial crawfish farm. Yep.

[underwaterrhymes]

Oct 18, 2013 11:40:05 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

UD - hot!

I always wanted to have a three-way with two guys but they were all afraid they'd get the gay from it, somehow. Killjoys.

Haha. There was a 3rd guy there at first, but he left when things started progressing a little further for that very reason, I think. LOL.

[goaskalice]

I flew out to Michigan to meet a guy I knew for one week when he visited a mutual friend in CA. We drove to NYC for NYE. Did quite a few drugs and walked for hours around the city. Young and dumb but it was a fucking blast.

[Deleted]

I legit think one of the guys in my threeway WAS gay, but hadn't come out yet. I didn't know him well at the time and then we were friends for another couple of years after and yeah.

But whatevs, I was young, we wrapped 'em up, it was fun.

[margotmacomber]

Oct 18, 2013 11:40:50 GMT -5 wambam said:

Oct 18, 2013 11:37:57 GMT -5 margotmacomber said:

I had sex with my boyfriend in an elementary school playground, but it was at night.

In college my roommate and I had a contest as to who could have sex with more guys in one month.   :?

Who won?

She did, but my guys were hotter so maybe me.

[pedanticwench]

I've been spit-roasted.

[wambam]

I wish I had been more promiscuous before getting married.

[alzi]

Oct 18, 2013 11:41:19 GMT -5 walterismydog said:

OK and here's another, not quite as scandalous but still pretty bad:

I've told this before on the nest a million years ago, so forgive me if you've heard it before.

Same guy as police station (we had a weird/crazy sex life) and I were driving around in the middle of nowhere in Central Texas. We stopped off at a house that was under construction and had sex in what we believe was the master bedroom. Then we drove around some more and found a pond. We jumped in the pond and had sex and then suddenly there were crawfish EVERYWHERE. Turns out, it was a commercial crawfish farm. Yep.

OMG. OMG. This is the thing of my nightmares. No no noooo

[pedanticwench]

Oct 18, 2013 11:48:50 GMT -5 @astrid said:

Oct 18, 2013 11:45:11 GMT -5 pedanticwench said:

I've been spit-roasted.

I assume this has a dirty meaning.  Tell me.

Oh!  Is that like the Eiffel Tower?

Two men, both ends. Walla.