Post by snakeoiltanker on Oct 18, 2013 14:45:28 GMT -5
Iv slept with two of my coworkers. The first was a woman named K, the second is My husband. K and My husband also dated a long time ago. We've never all three had sex but I'm pretty sure it would be amazing if we did.
I made out with a prostitute in a Mexican brothel. I didn't know she was a prostitute. I didn't even know it was a brothel. I thought it was just a strip club, she was a dancer, and I thought she liked me : /.
I spent weeks googling what kind of diseases I might have caught and being convinced I might die.
H and I do this thing where I jerk off random body parts. Kind of like Andy Samberg and Rashida Jones in that movie that I can't remember the name of. I'll grab the last joint of his pinky and H will stop whatever he's doing and say, quietly, 'Oh. Yes. Do it. Yes. Yes. Yes.' and when I stop he immediately returns to whatever it is that he's doing. He's a pretty decent sport. My fave is the tip of his nose, or a pinch of eyebrow. I usually do this while he's watching that suckola show from hell, Pawn Stars.
@scottydeux I do something similar- but instead of jerking I thrust my finger into random crevices (ie. armpit, between the ear and the head, back of the knee) and say, "Aw yeah, take it all bitch."
H and I do this thing where I jerk off random body parts. Kind of like Andy Samberg and Rashida Jones in that movie that I can't remember the name of. I'll grab the last joint of his pinky and H will stop whatever he's doing and say, quietly, 'Oh. Yes. Do it. Yes. Yes. Yes.' and when I stop he immediately returns to whatever it is that he's doing. He's a pretty decent sport. My fave is the tip of his nose, or a pinch of eyebrow. I usually do this while he's watching that suckola show from hell, Pawn Stars.
I do this weird thing with my H where I pretend to stroke my imaginary penis and he tells me to stop jerking my "spirit penis."
@scottydeux I do something similar- but instead of jerking I thrust my finger into random crevices (ie. armpit, between the ear and the head, back of the knee) and say, "Aw yeah, take it all bitch."
hahaha yep. I can't resist, like when H is at the sink, not putting my index finger in his b-crack. Or up his nose whilst making the 'ohhh!' o-ing sound. Absolute must, if you ask me.
I love to air hump my H.
I also always try to put my (small) boob into his eye socket and poke him with my nipple. He hates it, which is why I continue to try to do it.
hahaha yep. I can't resist, like when H is at the sink, not putting my index finger in his b-crack. Or up his nose whilst making the 'ohhh!' o-ing sound. Absolute must, if you ask me.
I love to air hump my H.
I also always try to put by (small) boob into his eye socket and poke him with my nipple. He hates it, which is why I continue to try to do it.
Yup, I do this too. He'll bend down in front of the refrigerator to get something out of the crisper and I'll hump his back or shoulder for no particular reason at all.
Secondly- awhile ago when it was raining and boss and i were sharing an umbrella outside, we both stood wayy closer than we needed to, but it was so nice. i keep wondering how my life with him would be. also, we had to go to a business meeting, and on the way back, we were talking about an app on our phones, I had my phone sitting on my lap, and he just grabbed it, to look at the app. it was lovely.
H is a little jealous that my strap-on comes pretty colors.
He can only get purple if he's willing to go to a very painful place
Pegging is on my banging wish list but I haven't found the right gent yet. But oh man, I once tried on a strap-on (over my clothes) and I felt like such a powerful badass.
Its a little awkward at first but once you get the hang of it, its hot.