EDITED: heated discussion about John Stamos

[Velar Fricative]

Look, after Alanis' You Oughta Know, I never ever look at Joey the same way again.

BUT BUT BUT...John Stamos is like fine wine. Wow.

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For the few hundred lonely people on the planet who have yearned for a Full House reunion, it's time to rejoice! Sometimes when you're lost out there and you're all alone, there's a Greek yogurt ad waiting to carry you home.



Father figures Danny Tanner, Joey Gladstone, and Jesse née Hermes Katsopolis née Cochran have joined together for a three men, one cup (of yogurt) Super Bowl commercial. And it's about as exciting as you'd expect a commercial for Dannon Oikos Greek Yogurt to be.



"What do you say, boys? Time to go to bed?" asks Oikos spokesman John Stamos. "Don't you think it's time we all get our own places?" a pajama-clad Bob Saget retorts. How rude! Then the commercial directs viewers to www.oikosbromance.com, which is, I think, a website for manly men who love Full House and Greek yogurt.



If you absolutely cannot wait until the Super Bowl to get more (understandably!), the full commercial will be previewed exclusively on Good Morning America on Jan. 29, with Stamos, Saget and Coulier joining GMA live in studio.

[pamela]

Saget's second life as a not-so-clean comedian has ruined the show's image for me. I can totally pretend the Alanis song isn't about Joey.

[wawa]

Jan 21, 2014 15:06:19 GMT -5 pamela said:

Saget's second life as a not-so-clean comedian has ruined the show's image for me. I can totally pretend the Alanis song isn't about Joey.

I don't know that it was his second life.  Wasn't he always a rather dirty commedian?  

Kinda like how Rohl Dahl and Shel Silverstien were always also writing for playboy and such...

[msmerymac]

I can ruin John Stamos for you guys, too, if you want.

[wawa]

Jan 21, 2014 15:14:37 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

I can ruin John Stamos for you guys, too, if you want.

well now just go ahead and do it.

[tef]

Jan 21, 2014 15:14:37 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

I can ruin John Stamos for you guys, too, if you want.

If he is racist like marky mark, dont!

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[wawa]

Jan 21, 2014 15:15:42 GMT -5 tef said:

Jan 21, 2014 15:14:37 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

I can ruin John Stamos for you guys, too, if you want.

If he is racist like marky mark, dont!

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I'll just say this right now - I will still think he's attractive.  I'd cross him off my long-form list (he's not on the short-form freebies list.  He's not THAT hot), but I'll still like looking at him.  

Hate if you must.

[msmerymac]

Okay, so he gave an interview to Sassy magazine back in the mid-90s (remember Sassy?!). He recalled a story about how he and a friend were at a hotel bar one night. A girl was suuuuper hitting on him, of course, this being the peak of his FH fame.

So I guess he gave her a key, she came into the room, and had sex... with the guy she found in the room, who was not John Stamos, it was his friend. Clearly, the lights were off.

So basically he was complicit in rape.

[pamela]

Jan 21, 2014 15:14:12 GMT -5 wawa said:

Jan 21, 2014 15:06:19 GMT -5 pamela said:

Saget's second life as a not-so-clean comedian has ruined the show's image for me. I can totally pretend the Alanis song isn't about Joey.

I don't know that it was his second life.  Wasn't he always a rather dirty commedian?  

Kinda like how Rohl Dahl and Shel Silverstien were always also writing for playboy and such...

Ok, maybe not second life, but I was too young back in FH days to know about anything else. So all my knowledge of it came quite a bit later. Actually, isn't Dave not quite so clean either?

[Velar Fricative]

Jan 21, 2014 16:24:39 GMT -5 @littlemoxie said:

What is this Alanis and Joey you speak of?

She went down on him in a theater.

[eclaires]

Have you never heard the song "you oughta know"?

It's about uncle Joey!!!

[msmerymac]

Jan 21, 2014 16:47:22 GMT -5 @littlemoxie said:

Jan 21, 2014 16:33:04 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

She went down on him in a theater.

OMG, why?!?!?!  Was she popular at the time?  Because if so, aim higher!

No, she was like... in high school. 

[josieposy]

Goddammit CEP ruins everything.

[laurenpetro]

Jan 21, 2014 15:25:04 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Okay, so he gave an interview to Sassy magazine back in the mid-90s (remember Sassy?!). He recalled a story about how he and a friend were at a hotel bar one night. A girl was suuuuper hitting on him, of course, this being the peak of his FH fame.

So I guess he gave her a key, she came into the room, and had sex... with the guy she found in the room, who was not John Stamos, it was his friend. Clearly, the lights were off.

So basically he was complicit in rape.

Oddly this not only doesn't make him look worse in my eyes. It only puts into words that Ick Feeling I've been getting from him for years.

So between this, Alanis and The Aristocrats, all of the guys creep me the fuck out.

[Velar Fricative]

Jan 21, 2014 16:56:22 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Jan 21, 2014 16:47:22 GMT -5 @littlemoxie said:

OMG, why?!?!?!  Was she popular at the time?  Because if so, aim higher!

No, she was like... in high school. 

Yup. And then he told her to Cut. It. Out. And then this inspired Jagged Little Pill, so their weirdass relationship was worth it.

[Nonny]

Jan 21, 2014 17:16:00 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

Jan 21, 2014 15:25:04 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Okay, so he gave an interview to Sassy magazine back in the mid-90s (remember Sassy?!). He recalled a story about how he and a friend were at a hotel bar one night. A girl was suuuuper hitting on him, of course, this being the peak of his FH fame.

So I guess he gave her a key, she came into the room, and had sex... with the guy she found in the room, who was not John Stamos, it was his friend. Clearly, the lights were off.

So basically he was complicit in rape.

Oddly this not only doesn't make him look worse in my eyes. It only puts into words that Ick Feeling I've been getting from him for years.

So between this, Alanis and The Aristocrats, all of the guys creep me the fuck out.

Word.

John Stamos is gross and always had been.  I don't get the love.

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 21, 2014 17:36:15 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Jan 21, 2014 16:56:22 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

No, she was like... in high school. 

Yup. And then he told her to Cut. It. Out. And then this inspired Jagged Little Pill, so their weirdass relationship was worth it.

I'm gonna have to disagree with your conclusion.

[Velar Fricative]

Jan 21, 2014 18:13:15 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Jan 21, 2014 17:36:15 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Yup. And then he told her to Cut. It. Out. And then this inspired Jagged Little Pill, so their weirdass relationship was worth it.

I'm gonna have to disagree with your conclusion.

Do NOT tell me you didn't like that album. We are supposed to be kindred spirits.

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 21, 2014 18:36:26 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Jan 21, 2014 18:13:15 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

I'm gonna have to disagree with your conclusion.

Do NOT tell me you didn't like that album. We are supposed to be kindred spirits.

I haven't liked anything Alanis has done since she was on You Can't Do That On Television. That show was awesome, though.

[tef]

Jan 21, 2014 18:55:52 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Jan 21, 2014 15:43:47 GMT -5 pamela said:

Ok, maybe not second life, but I was too young back in FH days to know about anything else. So all my knowledge of it came quite a bit later. Actually, isn't Dave not quite so clean either?

name me a comedian other than bill cosby that is clean 

Sinbad

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[gpw]

Jan 21, 2014 17:36:15 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Jan 21, 2014 16:56:22 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

No, she was like... in high school. 

Yup. And then he told her to Cut. It. Out. And then this inspired Jagged Little Pill, so their weirdass relationship was worth it.

that made cornbread come out my nose.  

[bluestreet]

Jan 21, 2014 17:36:15 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Jan 21, 2014 16:56:22 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

No, she was like... in high school. 

Yup. And then he told her to Cut. It. Out. And then this inspired Jagged Little Pill, so their weirdass relationship was worth it.

Ahhhh! So awful. I can still picture the awful hand motions that went with "Cut.it.out."

[bluestreet]

Jan 21, 2014 18:46:57 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Jan 21, 2014 18:36:26 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

Do NOT tell me you didn't like that album. We are supposed to be kindred spirits.

I haven't liked anything Alanis has done since she was on You Can't Do That On Television. That show was awesome, though.

Two words: Barth Burgers. They were made of, like, dead rats and vomit. So fucked up!

[thebulldog]

Sis and i were talking about ycdtot the other day. I am surprised that has not made a nextflix comeback yet...or at least a meme.

i be typing from me phone. typos and grammer dont count.

[thejen626]

Jan 21, 2014 15:25:04 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Okay, so he gave an interview to Sassy magazine back in the mid-90s (remember Sassy?!). He recalled a story about how he and a friend were at a hotel bar one night. A girl was suuuuper hitting on him, of course, this being the peak of his FH fame.

So I guess he gave her a key, she came into the room, and had sex... with the guy she found in the room, who was not John Stamos, it was his friend. Clearly, the lights were off.

So basically he was complicit in rape.

I don't understand how this was rape. Asshole behavior, sure. But it sounds like she went up there to have sex, no?

[laurenpetro]

Jan 22, 2014 11:41:38 GMT -5 thejen626 said:

Jan 21, 2014 15:25:04 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Okay, so he gave an interview to Sassy magazine back in the mid-90s (remember Sassy?!). He recalled a story about how he and a friend were at a hotel bar one night. A girl was suuuuper hitting on him, of course, this being the peak of his FH fame.

So I guess he gave her a key, she came into the room, and had sex... with the guy she found in the room, who was not John Stamos, it was his friend. Clearly, the lights were off.

So basically he was complicit in rape.

I don't understand how this was rape. Asshole behavior, sure. But it sounds like she went up there to have sex, no?

^o)

[msmerymac]

Jan 22, 2014 11:41:38 GMT -5 thejen626 said:

Jan 21, 2014 15:25:04 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Okay, so he gave an interview to Sassy magazine back in the mid-90s (remember Sassy?!). He recalled a story about how he and a friend were at a hotel bar one night. A girl was suuuuper hitting on him, of course, this being the peak of his FH fame.

So I guess he gave her a key, she came into the room, and had sex... with the guy she found in the room, who was not John Stamos, it was his friend. Clearly, the lights were off.

So basically he was complicit in rape.

I don't understand how this was rape. Asshole behavior, sure. But it sounds like she went up there to have sex, no?

Okay, I will actually explain this. 

She did not give consent to have sex with his friend. 

That's like saying it's cool to gang bang a passed out chick because she was having sex with her boyfriend before she passed out. The willingness to have sex with a particular person does not mean you are willing to have sex with EVERY person.

[downtoearth]

Jan 21, 2014 16:52:54 GMT -5 eclaires said:

Have you never heard the song "you oughta know"?

It's about uncle Joey!!!

I always wondered who it was about.  I like that song.  Then again, angry girl music was my thing for awhile.  I remember having that song and Untouchable Face on repeat a lot.

[Melissa W.]

So she never saw this man's face at all? It was that dark? You walk into a dark room and just jump into bed with a guy site unseen?

I don't think it is an okay thing to do on JS part but I don't understand how you climb into bed with a guy with no idea that is is the right guy.

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Jan 22, 2014 12:30:41 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Jan 22, 2014 12:28:27 GMT -5 Melissa W. said:

So she never saw this man's face at all? It was that dark? You walk into a dark room and just jump into bed with a guy site unseen?

I don't think it is an okay thing to do on JS part but I don't understand how you climb into bed with a guy with no idea that is is the right guy.

i can imagine how you can fuck without seeing someones face but i read A LOT of fanfic

but that doesn't necessarily make it rape, not seeing someone's face could be looking for an "erotic" experience. 

Assuming this woman wasn't slipped drugs or extremely inebriated, I'm not seeing how it is rape either. It sounds like she willing went to the room and had sex without even checking if she went to the right room.