How many ways are there to destroy a portrait?

[spellingbea]

I was holding it together until kevin arnold posted a picture of that brawny baby looming over an unsuspecting city.

[MixedBerryJam]

Oh my. This brings new meaning to "I feel sorry for your husband" unless he's had extensive reconstructive surgery since childhood.

[Deleted]

I am dead at "brawny baby"

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Dammit, you jerks (especially KA) I am not wearing waterproof mascara today.

[4speedy]

That portrait has magical powers.  It looks like he has at least a dozen fingers on that hand and yet when I count, there are only 5.

[FrankieM20]

When will prints be available to purchase? I would like to order both the original and the giant attack baby version.

[slcjess]

Jun 15, 2015 14:06:24 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Oh my. This brings new meaning to "I feel sorry for your husband" unless he's had extensive reconstructive surgery since childhood.

He's a lot less scary now (I included a pic with his arms so you can see that they are proportionate): 

[pandorica]

This is amazing. But kind of scary because the portrait kind of looks like a guy I once dated. What was I thinking?!

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Jun 15, 2015 14:45:34 GMT -5 slcjess said:

Jun 15, 2015 14:06:24 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Oh my. This brings new meaning to "I feel sorry for your husband" unless he's had extensive reconstructive surgery since childhood.

He's a lot less scary now (I included a pic with his arms so you can see that they are proportionate): 

He's much better now about hiding that extra finger.

[slcjess]

Jun 15, 2015 14:47:31 GMT -5 pandorica said:

This is amazing. But kind of scary because the portrait kind of looks like a guy I once dated. What was I thinking?!

I don't know, because if he really looked like this, there would have never been a chance that I would date him. Lol. 

[jennistarr1]

was he the kid in the league of their own?

[pandorica]

Jun 15, 2015 14:48:20 GMT -5 slcjess said:

Jun 15, 2015 14:47:31 GMT -5 pandorica said:

This is amazing. But kind of scary because the portrait kind of looks like a guy I once dated. What was I thinking?!

I don't know, because if he really looked like this, there would have never been a chance that I would date him. Lol. 

What can I say, it was a low point!

OMG I can't stop laughing every time I come in here or think about it. I wish my MIL was a talented artist.

[slcjess]

Listen, lets all just pray that the spawn that I'm a hot minute pregnant with doesn't look like that.
#pleaselooklikemommy #hopemygenesaredominant

[peachdragon]

My 4 year old said, "Who's that? He's got BIG hand."

[MixedBerryJam]

Jun 15, 2015 14:45:34 GMT -5 slcjess said:

Jun 15, 2015 14:06:24 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Oh my. This brings new meaning to "I feel sorry for your husband" unless he's had extensive reconstructive surgery since childhood.

He's a lot less scary now (I included a pic with his arms so you can see that they are proportionate): 

You have a PM ...

[spellingbea]

Your husband is very handsome and appears to have lost 75 pounds since infancy. Congrats to him.

[alicenelson]

OMG--late to the show, but count me in as another MLer at work painfully suppressing snort-laughter while tears are running down my face. This has been the best thread in way too long.

[slcjess]

Jun 15, 2015 16:00:49 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Jun 15, 2015 14:45:34 GMT -5 slcjess said:

He's a lot less scary now (I included a pic with his arms so you can see that they are proportionate): 

You have a PM ...

Back at'cha!

[slcjess]

Jun 15, 2015 16:02:59 GMT -5 spellingbea said:

Your husband is very handsome and appears to have lost 75 pounds since infancy. Congrats to him.

Thank you. 60 pounds came off his arm, and the rest was all those cheeks.  

[slcjess]

Jun 15, 2015 16:16:04 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Jun 15, 2015 14:51:35 GMT -5 slcjess said:

Listen, lets all just pray that the spawn that I'm a hot minute pregnant with doesn't look like that.
#pleaselooklikemommy #hopemygenesaredominant

Did your MIL participate in a mud run while pregnant with your H? She should have nipped that limb bud sooner.

I thought about adding that to my post, but couldn't think of a funny way to do it, lol. 

I hope I haven't doomed my baby to a life with one giant arm and one teeny arm!
(also, limb bud. Gets me every time)

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How chARMing.

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So disARMing.

[Deleted]

You should hang it in an ARMoire.

[cville]

Jun 15, 2015 16:31:25 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

@misoangry, you beat me to the puns. I've got to hand it to you.

She really extended her reach.

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Jun 15, 2015 16:32:43 GMT -5 cville said:

Jun 15, 2015 16:31:25 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

@misoangry, you beat me to the puns. I've got to hand it to you.

She really extended her reach.

He really was a HANDsome boy.

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I was going to say something about being of ARMenian descent, but it didn't make any sense. LOL.

[slcjess]

Jun 15, 2015 16:35:25 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I was going to say something about being of ARMenian descent, but it didn't make any sense. LOL.

Can you do anything with Brazilian? 

Just tryin' to help keep the puns coming. 

[Cricket0619]

[hi725]

Burn the entire house down, the painting will not survive the fire.

That's the only way I can see for you to get out of having to keep that thing just to appease your MIL

[franklin]

So how does he feel about the right to bear arms?