How many ways are there to destroy a portrait?

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Jun 15, 2015 17:36:52 GMT -5 franklin said:

So how does he feel about the right to bear arms?

[slcjess]

Jun 15, 2015 17:36:52 GMT -5 franklin said:

So how does he feel about the right to bear arms?

He supports any kind of arms one is born with, I mean who is he to judge? 

[demofea01]

I keep coming back to count how many fingers are on that giant arm. I swear it looks like at least 6 or 7 but when I count them there are only five.

[flutermed]

I had to count the fingers at least three times.

[megataco]

Is it possible to see a current photo of your husband?

[captainmel]

Do you need help staging a break in? I feel like this is your best option.

[slcjess]

Jun 15, 2015 19:02:11 GMT -5 megataco said:

Is it possible to see a current photo of your husband?

Yes, on page... Like 5? I don't know, man. I posted it like 4 hours ago

[birdistheword]

I really want to see the original photo. Lol.

[LeggsBenedict]

Jun 15, 2015 13:30:46 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

I think your H needs to find the right place, what about hanging above the toilet??

on the ceiling. so when guests are peeing and gazing around, it's like a sneak attack.

[shamrockshake]

I keep thinking he's holding a martini glass in his (giant) hand- the triangle on the bottom of the tie looks just like it

[slcjess]

Jun 15, 2015 20:16:25 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

Jun 15, 2015 13:30:46 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

I think your H needs to find the right place, what about hanging above the toilet??

on the ceiling. so when guests are peeing and gazing around, it's like a sneak attack.

My sister suggested my bedroom ceiling, but I'm not hating this idea

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Jun 15, 2015 11:13:15 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

not gonna lie. I keep coming back to this thread because its the gift that keeps giving.  And this is just friggen awesome.

[pantsparty]

Jun 15, 2015 14:45:34 GMT -5 slcjess said:

Jun 15, 2015 14:06:24 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Oh my. This brings new meaning to "I feel sorry for your husband" unless he's had extensive reconstructive surgery since childhood.

He's a lot less scary now (I included a pic with his arms so you can see that they are proportionate): 

Well sure, NOW THEY LOOK OKAY, after he's had 20? 30? years to grow into those arms.

[Mrs.Rad888]

Jun 15, 2015 22:41:52 GMT -5 happywife said:

Jun 15, 2015 6:36:11 GMT -5 squirrelymom said:

I'm sorry that you're going to have to burn your house down.

Hell no, you know she'd feel sorry for her and make her another one. Then she would've burned all her shit up for nothing.

She's have to fake her death at the same time. Make sure your life insurance is paid up!

[slcjess]

Jun 15, 2015 22:51:12 GMT -5 Mrs.Rad888 said:

Jun 15, 2015 22:41:52 GMT -5 happywife said:

Hell no, you know she'd feel sorry for her and make her another one. Then she would've burned all her shit up for nothing.

She's have to fake her death at the same time. Make sure your life insurance is paid up!

I really think witness protection program is the only option. If anyone needs me, I'll be downtown looking for a murder. 

[mountaingirl]

I'm sorry. H and I are laughing our asses off at this.