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1. Brittany, you poor, dumb Kentuckian, I feel sorry for you and loathe you at the same time. How is it possible to be this blind? Are you really that convinced that Jax is some kind of king of this clique that you feel you have to stay with him? Also, can you read? Because there have been stories upon stories of Jax's infidelities and terrible sweaty-cokemonster behavior for years now, giving you every reason to believe Lala.

2. I appreciate that Katie is beginning to look like a normal person instead of a starved LA actress. I'm also not fond of her hair extensions -- whyyyyy does she do that weird curling-iron-away-from-the-face thing? -- but I can't get it up for wondering about her sex life with Schwartz. Couples go through ups and downs, even engaged couples. They've been together for years, so I'm guessing this is just a phase, like any other couple goes through.

3. Are Faith and Max hooking up?

4. I'm concerned about Max. Dude. Don't drink on painkillers, asshole.

5. Scheana -- do not get me started on this girl. I used to like her. Now I truly believe she might be an actual sociopath. And I still do not understand why she put Ariana on blast to her mother. What has she got against Sandoval?

6. That said, Ariana, stop fucking sulking. Get over it. I'm annoyed with how mired down in drama she is this season.

7. Lala, honey, put your top back on. You have gorgeous tits, and I'm deeply jealous of how perky they are, and my husband is like, "Hey, is Vanderpump Rules on?" lately; and while I don't agree with Katie about the whole fiance thing, it seems weird to be constantly nearly naked around people you're platonically friends with.

8. James is making my skin crawl. Why is he always so greasy/sweaty looking? Is he dipping into Jax's coke stash? And also, I AM UTTERLY DEAD at their failed attempt at sex because of his inability to get it up. And I laughed my ass off at Lala's interview in which she said he blamed her for it. I'm starting to wonder if James has a sneaker for Jax. He seems kinda obsessed with him.

9. Schwartz, keep being delicious.

10. Shay, get a divorce. Pronto. I know you never will, because bless your heart, you have absolutely no spine whatsoever; but sweet baby Jesus. At least get yourself to a rehab somewhere so you don't have to keep walking this weird fucking line with Scheana in which three shots of tequila is suitable but four is grounds for a major battle.